Uncle Fester has polled world leaders and [arguably] important figureheads in an effort to gauge the world's reaction to the Most Glorious President Bush's election victory.

Senator John F. Kerry (U.S.A.)

'Yes! I came in second! That means I get to be vice-president, right?! Guys? Hey guys...where you going?

Prime Minister Tony Blair (U.K.)

'Now if I lose next year, it's really gonna' be embarassing!'

Prime Minister Junichiro Kozumi (Japan)

'Glad for esteemed honour that re-election fruitful and not lost like cherry blossom in light breeze.'

Resident asshole Osama Bin Laden (Pakistan...or maybe Quebec)

'Ahhhh, shit.'

King Gyanendra (Nepal)

'Yes, yes, that's all well and good...but you still haven't told me what an "election" is.'

Mr. Will Smith (U.S.A.)

'This can only end in Wild Wild West 2...'

Dictator Julius Caesar (Rome)

'Word of advice Dubya...watch your back. Trust me.'

Jesus Christ (Palestine)

'I told everyone to vote for Kerry...and what do they turn around and do? Don't make me come back down there...'cuz it won't be pretty this time around!'

Ms. Chun Li (Virtual China)

'Let me be the first to say: hya hya hyaaaaa--hyhyhy...hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!'

Ms. Beyonce Knowles (My Bedroom)

It is unfortunate that the American electorate has hastily re-appointed a leader whose fiscal policy decisions have contributed to, though not caused, an undesirable budget deficit. He may choose to raise capital by significantly reducing the obligations of his industrial tax base, but, in the long term, I think it would be more prudent to pursue a focused macroeconomic policy that relies heavily, but not exclusively, on Keynesian manipulation of the money supply.'

Rev. Dr. Skeletor (Master of the Universe)

'Mwahahaha. Everything is falling into place. Soon I shall command...THE UNIVERSE!. Oh yeah Dubya, thanks for the tax cut. It left me with enough money to build an engine of untold destructive power. Hahahahaha! Only He-Man can stop me now...and he's a Democrat--mwahahaha!'