Alphaman is the Best Game Ever
| Here are some maxims from Festertes, the ancient philosopher. They are always true because Festertes is never wrong. 1. The best computer game of all time is Alphaman by Jeff Olsen. 2. The best non-Alphaman computer game of all time is Marshmallow Duel. Michael, you know what I mean. 3. The best Nintendo game of all time is Final Fantasy (1). 4. The best Super Nintendo Game of all time is Final Fantasy 3. 5. Megaman games are good, but never the best on any system. 6. There are no good games for any system made after Super Nintendo. 7. The only thing worse than Microsoft trying to make games is Nintendo rereleasing old shit on new systems. 8. Half-Life is the most overrated piece of crap ever to exist in the video game world. 9. The best freeware game of all time is Icy Tower. 10. What goes up, may or may not come down, depending on its trajectory and the atmosphere's escape velocity. This is relevent to the following games: Asteroids, Scorched Earth, Jet Pack, and that cheezy-ass Windows 3.1 game where you have to land a space ship on different planets. 11. The last boss in Super Adventure Island can never be beaten. 12. People who still play Starcraft need to buy Age of Empires 2. 13. People who still play Age of Empires 2 need to get a life. 14. Haiku: Mario is fast, but not with the fire flower, better get the cape. 15. At any given time, a 300 page computer gaming magazine will contain 297 pages of advertisements. The special 450 page Christmas issue will always contain 446 pages of advertisements. |