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February 24th, 2014

451 Something Resembling A Bongo

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  1. Ton Phanan
    February 24th, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    Today is a good day.

  2. DrMorganski
    February 24th, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    My only lament
    Is that I didn’t post first…
    But new Moe! Hooray!

    Firman understands
    The plight of the stupid ones
    Playing tricky games

  3. Nimz
    February 24th, 2014 at 10:18 pm

    Moe is a linguist!
    Unfortunately, cognates
    From Baby are rare.

  4. Omi
    February 25th, 2014 at 12:04 am

    new moe makes me giddy with excitement. thank you lord firman

  5. monstrosity
    February 25th, 2014 at 8:02 am

    Yay new Moe! <3

  6. Doramjan
    February 25th, 2014 at 11:51 am

    Has Elliot aged a bit since we last saw him? I think I see some gray about his temples …

    THANK YOU SO MUCH, FIRMAN! Our wait has not been in vain!

  7. Tom Falco
    February 25th, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    Hey, we spoke the same language back in the day!

  8. Dent
    February 25th, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    This is really great!
    Thanks for putting this up, mate.
    Moe never gets old.

  9. Daniel
    February 25th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. This makes me happy.

  10. Nimz
    February 25th, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Jetpack Hunk, meanwhile,
    Is playing `Bo’ggle with Bo.
    Both skip “bongoy”.

  11. DrMorganski
    February 25th, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    I don’t know the rules
    Of Boggle, which is OK
    Because I can’t spell

  12. spinn
    February 26th, 2014 at 5:09 am

    ITSA MOE

  13. SrPilha
    February 26th, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    Let me be one more to say HOORAY for the return of Moe. :)

  14. Chris M
    February 26th, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    OH MY GOD <3

  15. Haiku
    February 26th, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    DOUBLE CHRIS M.

    <33

  16. Falos
    February 27th, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God *deep breath FHUUUUUUUN* oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God

    Oh wait Chris basically said that already. BUT STILL OH MY GOD.

    This challenges Shawn Handyside’s crown with Staccato for longest dead-but-not-dead comic. Which basically means we’ll get a couple now (maybe) then nothing until another spurt in two years.

  17. Bo Jackson
    February 27th, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    Ahh, the pee stains are but a distant memory.

  18. Haiku
    February 28th, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    Falos, you are right,
    But you are also very wrong.
    Admirals return.

  19. Haiku
    February 28th, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    Admirals always return

  20. Campbell
    March 3rd, 2014 at 3:22 am

    NEW MOE!!!!! , and i missed it :(

  21. Haiku
    March 4th, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Gah gah. Gah goo goo.
    Gah gah goo goo, go gah gah.
    Poo poo poo poo poo.

  22. Haiku
    March 5th, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    My friends, where are you?
    Oh yeah. Spring Break. It’s this week.
    Or…am I…ignored?

  23. DrMorganski
    March 5th, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    In Australia
    We don’t have spring break at all
    It’s shitty Autumn

  24. DrMorganski
    March 5th, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    What is the new goal
    For this to-be well of posts?
    One Thousand again?

  25. Omi
    March 6th, 2014 at 3:05 am

    we must strive for higher and higher goals. push it to the limit. on a highway to the danger zone. like lets aim for 1575 to start with. just a suggestion

  26. Doramjan
    March 7th, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    I wonder if Moe still likes ethnic cuisine from his first language — like strained peas or sweet potato puree

  27. DrMorganski
    March 8th, 2014 at 7:18 am

    The Baby Gibberish culture has always been a bit of an anthropological mystery, because native speakers of it tend to be too ass-retarded to contribute usefully to any cultural studies…

  28. Gelegenheitsleser
    March 9th, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    *Squeals* *in a masculine manner*

  29. Kintrex
    March 9th, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    HOLY CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP A NEW COMIC!!!!!!

  30. Nimz
    March 9th, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    B(3)O(1)N(1)G(2)O(1)Y(4)

    Bongoy:
    Like
    A
    Bongo
    (Ba-
    By Gibberish)

    This is harder than 5-7-5. o_o

  31. Dent
    March 10th, 2014 at 2:39 am

    This form is –
    wait –
    ugh.
    too hard.
    Well…
    Let’s not do this.

  32. Nimz
    March 10th, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    Bongoy
    For-
    Mat: /
    Like hai-
    Ku
    Without last line. /
    (This was a haiku…)

  33. Nimz
    March 10th, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    I am doubtful of
    That format’s similitude
    To a true bongo.

  34. Haiku
    March 11th, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    Nimz, you mean the drums?
    The ancient art of Bo Bo?
    Or is it the game?

  35. Nimz
    March 12th, 2014 at 2:48 am

    Doesn’t matter which:
    The resemblance is lacking
    For any of those.

  36. Falos
    March 17th, 2014 at 6:46 pm

    Our paths have crossed here
    Yet our duties are elsewhere
    My friends, bon goyage

  37. DrMorganski
    March 17th, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    A heartfelt farewell
    Made inappropriately
    Funny by typo

  38. toxicdelirium
    March 20th, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    Bongoy – a French Yiddish word which means literally “good gentile.”

  39. DrMorganski
    March 22nd, 2014 at 5:39 am

    Moe’s true heritage?
    Not that it even matters,
    I think it’s over…

    Has everyone resigned from their positions as Firman’s fan club?

  40. Falos
    March 22nd, 2014 at 10:15 am

    Is that what this is?
    I guess they’re Firman tribute.
    The poems, I mean.

    I come once a week.
    I only poem so fast.
    Maybe there’s new Moe.

  41. Nimz
    March 23rd, 2014 at 3:31 am

    If played off of Y,
    Moe should be able to use
    BONY or GOONY.

  42. DrMorganski
    March 23rd, 2014 at 7:22 am

    Goony? I don’t know…
    The singular of Goonies?
    Moe the son of Sloth?

  43. Nimz
    March 24th, 2014 at 12:54 am

    Goony – like a goon?
    Or perhaps part of a phrase…
    Goony birds are real.

  44. DrMorganski
    March 28th, 2014 at 6:09 am

    It’s happened you guys
    Fans have deserted this place
    A great derelict

    Now we must decide
    Do we continue the tale?
    Or retire it here?

  45. Omi
    March 28th, 2014 at 10:51 am

    soldier on dear fellows. our numbers may drops every now and then but fear not we shall always return. why I’ve been coming back to this comic for near 4 years now, and I do not see myself stopping anytime soon.

  46. Omi
    March 28th, 2014 at 10:51 am

    soldier on dear fellows. our numbers may drops every now and then but fear not we shall always return. why I’ve been coming back to this comic for near 4 years now, and I do not see myself stopping anytime soon.

  47. Omi
    March 28th, 2014 at 10:52 am

    wow it’s never let me accidentally double post before. this is a new occurrence to be sure

  48. Shualim Ketannim
    March 29th, 2014 at 1:37 am

    Every year, there are hundreds of people have birthdays. But today is special, because it is for a special person, someone who is one in the hundreds.

    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL FIRMAN! I hope it rocks out for you!
    http://michaelfirman.ytmnd.com/

  49. Haiku
    March 29th, 2014 at 3:10 am

    Has it been a year?
    Great glory and salutations!
    May he live…..so long

  50. Haiku
    March 29th, 2014 at 3:11 am

    And Omi, Shaulim, Nimz, and Dr you are right and we shall prevail. Why is it when we are rewarded our spirits slack? Abandon human condition. Believe in the Moe.

    (And then believe in Bo when Moe lets you down)

  51. DrMorganski
    March 29th, 2014 at 5:51 am

    A Happy Birthday
    Is sure to come to Firman
    With all our support

    So… I don’t know what we do now…
    Why Haiku? Why is the human condition so spiteful…

  52. Falos
    March 30th, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    You made him a page?
    You are much too kind, Keta.
    gratz2u, Firman.

  53. Nimz
    March 31st, 2014 at 12:32 am

    Falos, that webpage
    Has been around for some time.
    It’s traditional.

    That said, I do hope
    Firman had an excellent
    Day of birthdayness.

  54. Nimz
    March 31st, 2014 at 12:50 am

    The traditional date,
    Set in March, late,
    Has been oft avowed
    By the Moe crowd.
    There is no 2008.

  55. Nimz
    March 31st, 2014 at 1:03 am

    If in one gust I remove the conflagration,
    “Nimz Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
    Will disappear anon,
    And all shall gaze upon
    Proof of tradition, equipped with linked citation.

  56. DrMorganski
    March 31st, 2014 at 6:10 am

    I wouldn’t know
    Where to go
    To know what Nimz is talking about…
    But I’d rather still be
    Right here to see
    Firman’s next comic come out

  57. Nimz
    March 31st, 2014 at 8:37 pm

    In limerick form,
    Without the supporting links,
    Here is what I said:

    The traditional date,
    Set in March, late,
    Has been oft avowed
    By the Moe crowd.
    There is no 2008.

    Links were to comments made regarding Admiral Firman’s birthday in 2012 (under Moe #426), 2011 (under Moe #359 – some digging required), 2010 (under Moe #336), and 2009 (under Moe #237). These supplement the 2013 comment link that did not get caught in moderation. The start of Moe on this site was about two weeks too late for any comments on the same date in 2008 to exist. Sadly I missed sending my birthday greetings to Admiral Firman on the right day this year. My only hope of recovery from that gaffe is that he May Four-give the oversight.

  58. sherk the ogre
    April 1st, 2014 at 10:03 pm

    so wutur sayin is that michal firmna has had six bthdays ????

  59. Haiku
    April 2nd, 2014 at 3:23 am

    I’m pretty sure the Admiral is immortal

  60. Nimz
    April 2nd, 2014 at 3:56 am

    Firman, a phoenix:
    Annually reborn each year
    On the Fourth of May.

    Like the one in myths,
    The Admiral in dessert
    Can live centuries.

  61. sherk the ogre
    April 2nd, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    so y i micahel firman admirable whatdid he du did he bet the olymphics????

  62. DrMorganski
    April 3rd, 2014 at 6:22 am

    Sherk the (dumb) ogre:
    Gramatically challenged
    Mocking our tributes

    Firman the phoenix
    Will rise from his black ashes
    And scorch this big jerk

  63. Ton Phanan
    April 3rd, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    Comic four-five-one
    is immensely rewarding
    upon re-reading.

  64. sherk the ogre
    April 3rd, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    i m nt a jerk im an ogre n im not grammticaly challengd i just hav big ogrehand s so it is hardd to ytpe on keybords

  65. DrMorganski
    April 4th, 2014 at 12:50 am

    Put conflict aside;
    Let’s just enjoy creations
    From some guy (Firman)

  66. Haiku
    April 4th, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    The Admiral’s Ship
    Is a crew of all takers.
    The Doctor is right.

  67. Haiku
    April 6th, 2014 at 3:22 am

    Another Sunday here.
    Is this the beginning now?
    Or is it week’s end?

  68. DrMorganski
    April 6th, 2014 at 8:37 am

    Sunday is the start:
    Because no-one with a brain
    Likes a Monday start

  69. Haiku
    April 7th, 2014 at 11:10 am

    The Doctor is wise.
    Let us rest before we work
    And end with more rest.

  70. Haiku
    April 7th, 2014 at 11:10 am

    (Unless you work Saturday & Sunday, for which I am sorry. I do too and it does suck)

  71. Falos
    April 7th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Hababa bloobie.
    Goo goo ga ga Blabagoo.
    Babu, babu, blegh.

  72. muke
    April 7th, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    i didnt know moe was from the babykingdom

  73. Haiku
    April 8th, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    Would that Bo the Baby King?

  74. DrMorganski
    April 11th, 2014 at 8:34 am

    A couple days passed
    Without any form of poem
    So here’s a haiku

  75. DrMorganski
    April 11th, 2014 at 8:38 am

    It occurs to me that, in our shared admiration for the Admiral, we’ve all come together and shared time with one another… but are we friends? I don’t know anything about any of you… Nimz, Haiku, Omi, Falos… who are you?

  76. Palindr‘moe’
    April 11th, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Are we similar?
    Bonded by common language?
    Maybe that’s just “poo”.

  77. Nimz
    April 11th, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    Poo poo poo poo poo:
    Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo,
    Poo poo poo poo poo.

    There is deep meaning
    In the previous haiku:
    Poo punctuation.

  78. Omi
    April 11th, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    we are the loyal disciples of the admiral. outside of that i’m an out of work student with too much spare time.

  79. Haiku
    April 12th, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    Dr, I am Gregory. I sell books and live in Texas. Equally as well, I am interested in learning the other disciples of the Admiral and his creations.

  80. Nimz
    April 13th, 2014 at 2:05 am

    I am student, too.
    The discipline I study
    Is Mathematics.

    My current speech mode
    Is stuck in Five-Seven-Five.
    It’s a numbers game.

    In my spare time… HAH!
    Grad students don’t get spare time.
    (Vanishing excuse)

  81. DrMorganski
    April 13th, 2014 at 3:04 am

    Studies elude me
    I am just some deadbeat guy
    Who tutors kids

    I finished high school
    And don’t wanna start Uni
    Sometimes I travel

    But always with Moe
    I checked this site from afar:
    Mexico, Cuba

  82. Falos
    April 14th, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    Just a wanderer
    Wasting time on webcomics
    A techie by trade

  83. DrMorganski
    April 15th, 2014 at 1:17 am

    Boredom strikes again
    Like doorknob to the face
    Or a sack of bricks…

    ~poo~

  84. Palindr‘moe’
    April 15th, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    I once had passion
    For computer programming
    Now it’s just a job.

  85. sherk the ogre
    April 15th, 2014 at 2:36 pm

    im an ogre

  86. Falos
    April 15th, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    That intro was brief
    Are you really that simple?
    I’m sure you’ve layers

    *punshades*

  87. DrMorganski
    April 15th, 2014 at 11:51 pm

    Falos you monster
    Stereotyping our friend
    Based on a cartoon

  88. Doramjan
    April 16th, 2014 at 10:41 am

    Like Palindr’moe’
    I once programmed computers
    Now just a lawyer

  89. DrMorganski
    April 16th, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Life story Haikus
    Seem a little more… resigned…
    Than normal chit-chat

  90. sherk the ogre
    April 16th, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    plz dun streotypes ogres are hv felings too but wre jus misundrstoods b/c peopl see our ogre fac n ar like (oh ur n ogre u mus not hav feelins) when we doo

  91. Haiku
    April 18th, 2014 at 2:20 am

    Gone so long, I have
    But glad to see the home fires.
    Burning. Like my pants.

  92. TerraHertz
    April 20th, 2014 at 5:23 am

    Friends by nic only,
    It is the Internet way.
    Afraid to email.

    Megatokyo,
    Then Goblins gone to madness,
    Ghost forums live on.

    Of epic tales is
    Stand Still Stay Silent alone?
    Valiant Minna!

    It is the end, friend.
    No Christmas for us this year.
    Enjoy these moments.

  93. Nimz
    April 20th, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    At least we still have Easter this year, today.

  94. DrMorganski
    April 22nd, 2014 at 10:05 am

    3 days and no talk…
    I hope everyone is fine
    And just chilling out

  95. Falos
    April 22nd, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    I guess I’m sorry
    But I might be ironic?
    I’m really not sure

    I’m slow and confused
    Culture became dynamic
    Too many

    (‘ •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)

    “Layers.”

  96. Haiku
    April 25th, 2014 at 3:44 am

    (Non-Haiku for Falos. That’s an awesome Kirby)

  97. Haiku
    April 27th, 2014 at 1:10 am

    (> ‘.’)>

  98. DrMorganski
    April 28th, 2014 at 4:38 am

    Hilarious joke;
    Haiku’s appreciation
    And then brief silence…

    It’s my 18th on Thursday, everyone wish me a happy birthday!

  99. Doramjan
    April 28th, 2014 at 10:41 am

    Happy birthday! I give you the 99th comment for your birthday present

  100. Haiku
    April 29th, 2014 at 1:45 am

    Doramjan-guy,
    He is from the Future-land.
    His Thursday – is now.

  101. DrMorganski
    April 29th, 2014 at 4:31 am

    Psychadelic Stuff
    I’m still living in Tuesday…
    Who wins the lotto?

  102. Haiku
    April 30th, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    Good Doctor M-ski,
    The lotto depends on you.
    I forget your home.

  103. DrMorganski
    May 1st, 2014 at 2:02 am

    In Australia
    It’s called (aptly) “Ozlotto”
    Help me win, Haiku

  104. Haiku
    May 1st, 2014 at 2:41 am

    Dear Doctor Oz-M,
    It is now Thursday, over here.
    Good luck! Scratch and win!

  105. Doramjan
    May 1st, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    DrMorganski, I recommend you use the following numbers for your Ozlotto:

    4, 14, 17, 28, 31, 50, Powerball 11

  106. Falos
    May 1st, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    Doramjam is young.
    But for a gamer that’s not?
    I’m slow and confused.

    http://games.slashdot.org/story/14/04/16/0035231/your-starcraft-ii-potential-peaked-at-age-24

  107. DrMorganski
    May 2nd, 2014 at 4:53 am

    Hi again, Moe-friends.
    Good news! I got my license!
    New job too (maybe)

  108. Haiku
    May 2nd, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    But is this lotto?
    Doctor Oz-Morganski, Sir!
    Did you win the cash?

  109. DrMorganski
    May 3rd, 2014 at 4:46 am

    Um…Uh… I did not.
    I was just too young before…
    But not anymore!

  110. Nimz
    May 4th, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Happy Rebirthday, Admiral Firman!

  111. Ton Phanan
    May 4th, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    Happy Michael Birthday Firman!

  112. Haiku
    May 5th, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    Happy Admiral Birthday!

  113. Haiku
    May 5th, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    (Belated)

  114. Doramjan
    May 5th, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    Happy Ad-day, Birth-miral!

  115. DrMorganski
    May 8th, 2014 at 10:15 am

    Days go by without
    Usual warmth and company.
    Where have the fans gone?

  116. Omi
    May 9th, 2014 at 7:08 am

    jesus I was away for ages. and I totally missed the admirals birthday. I’ve let him down, and I’ve let the team down. must commit sudoku

  117. DrMorganski
    May 9th, 2014 at 8:36 am

    Committing Haiku would be fine too; anything that’s vaguely oriental would do

  118. Doramjan
    May 9th, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    This is vaguely oriental!
    http://www.rawbh.com/

  119. Falos
    May 11th, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    Things that are vaguely oriental:
    Starcraft
    MMORPGs
    Cranes
    Martial arts
    Paper lanterns
    Fortune cookies
    That girl’s tattoo

  120. DrMorganski
    May 11th, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    That Raw Fish and Rice place does sound vaguely oriental… in the vaguest sense, anyone live in Beverly Hills?

  121. Haiku
    May 12th, 2014 at 11:06 am

    In the vaguest sense, I had family who lived there but no longer. I still have family that live -near- there, but not forever.

  122. Nimz
    May 12th, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    Raw fish and rice spot?
    Would it be too bold to say
    “ROAD TRIP FOR MEETUP!!!”?

  123. DrMorganski
    May 12th, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    Nimz you renegade,
    internet meetups are bold…
    And I live in Aus

    Although, to be fair,
    I’m visiting LA soon.
    In late July…

  124. Ton Phanan
    May 13th, 2014 at 9:07 am

    A road trip from Oz
    To the large U S of A;
    More of a sea trip.

  125. Doramjan
    May 13th, 2014 at 10:03 am

    Moe Meetup at Raw Fish and Rice? ROAD TRIP, ROAD TRIP!

  126. Nimz
    May 13th, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    Late July, you say?
    That’s when you come to LA?
    Raw fish and rice day!

  127. DrMorganski
    May 14th, 2014 at 5:45 am

    The greatest words rhyme,
    but are they foolish this time?
    Would this be a crime?

    I’m up for it!

  128. Doramjan
    May 15th, 2014 at 11:02 am

    I’ll be in Northern California the last weekend in July.. What a coincidence! Maybe I can catch a train down to LA

  129. Doramjan
    May 15th, 2014 at 11:04 am

    The real questions are
    Can the Admiral make it?
    Does he eat raw fish?

  130. Haiku
    May 19th, 2014 at 3:04 am

    If this meetup is
    What glory it will be forever.
    Already tears of joy.

  131. DrMorganski
    May 19th, 2014 at 8:47 am

    A strange occurence
    Strangers bonding over Moe
    In a stranger place…

  132. Falos
    May 22nd, 2014 at 9:45 am

    This plan is stupid.
    Driving across the country?
    (might go anyway)

  133. Fren
    May 27th, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Out to sea, I was
    seeking our famed Admiral
    Alas, he was in port.

  134. Omi
    May 29th, 2014 at 10:09 am

    I sadly must be one of the few who cannot make the raw fish and rice gathering as the US of A is much too far away for me to reach on my current budget. i’ll eat fish fingers and rish crackers to be with you guys in spirit

  135. Nimz
    May 31st, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    I can toast to that:
    To Omi and rish crackers!
    And fish fingers, too.

  136. Haiku
    June 2nd, 2014 at 1:33 am

    Someday Omi,
    Someday

  137. Doramjan
    June 5th, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Throwback Thursday!
    http://www.firmanproductions.com/?p=403
    GROSS!

  138. Nimz
    June 9th, 2014 at 3:32 am

    Ew, ew, ew, ew, EEW!
    Why would you do that, Doram?
    I ought to brain you.

  139. DrMorganski
    June 9th, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    A terrible choice
    Of heartwarming memories
    It was, infact, gross

    In LA from 21st July -> 27th, Raw Fish and Rice day is when?

  140. Doramjan
    June 10th, 2014 at 9:10 am

    I’ll be in San Francisco from 24th to 27th. Anyone know an easy way to get from SF to LA and back? Is it too unreasonable to make a crazy trip to meet some other Moe fans?

  141. Nimz
    June 11th, 2014 at 12:24 am

    For a scenic route,
    The Pacific Coast Highway
    Might be a good choice.

    A quick look at California roadway maps indicate the 1 (PCH mentioned above) and the 101 both go through SF and LA. If you want to drive, that’s one possible route. Google maps seems to think taking the 580 (eastbound) to the 5 (which goes all the way to LA) is the best route. It’s “only” about 380 miles (about 6h in current traffic — of course “current” is 9pm in California). Depending on the car, you ought to be able to make it one way on a single tank of gas.

    So the driving option round trip would be ~12h on the road and about $80 if you drive a car that gets relatively decent fuel economy. Crazy? Absolutely. Unreasonable? Your call.

    Booking a flight (SFO — LAX / LAX — SFO) would probably cost about twice as much as driving, but a) faster transit (probably still faster with airport security factored in), b) you don’t have to worry as much about insane California drivers. I would suggest looking for what deals you can get on a flight — you might find something my surface-scratching didn’t.

    You can try looking up bus/train routes, but I have no experience with California’s bus and train routes. It looks like the least expensive way to get from SF to LA and back, but I don’t know how close to schedule / how comfortable / etc. it would be.

  142. Doramjan
    June 11th, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    oh maaaaaan! what a crock
    July travel plans just changed…
    Off to New Orleans

    (well crap… I’ll have to hit a Moe meetup some other time)

  143. Falos
    June 11th, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    First is a colon
    Then the close parenthesis
    sadfrown.jpg

  144. Nimz
    June 12th, 2014 at 5:14 am

    Ah, Doramjan. So it looks like you are…
    (•_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)
    … going to LA after all.

  145. Haiku
    June 13th, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    We may, someday, have the very first Moecon someday.

  146. Haiku
    June 15th, 2014 at 12:03 am

    Someday.

    In LA.

    What do you say?

    (Update every way)

  147. DrMorganski
    June 15th, 2014 at 7:25 am

    Let Moecon begin
    This July; Los Angeles
    Whoo let’s do it guys

  148. Nimz
    June 16th, 2014 at 1:23 am

    A flippant comment
    Spiralling out of control.
    `Moe’re raw fish and rice?

    DrMorganski, I suggest
    You decide Moecon’s date now, lest
    In waiting until late July
    Others are unable to try
    Scheduling themselves as a guest.

  149. DrMorganski
    June 16th, 2014 at 1:43 am

    Very well I propose
    (In a more western prose)
    That the 23rd be the date
    For Moecon’s first fate
    Before the time slot is closed

  150. Haiku
    June 16th, 2014 at 11:01 am

    The date is perfect
    But. I live in Texas. Dang.
    Next year, in L A?

  151. Fren
    June 16th, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    Alas, such things are not in my agenda. I am a fervent East Coaster, and every time I’ve been in California I’ve felt myself wanting to explode. I know not why it brings me to such rage. Perhaps it’s the price of tobacco, or gasoline, or just being several thousand miles from where you belong.

    But, to all the rest, enjoy! Hoist your raw fish and rice and look to the sea!

  152. Doramjan
    June 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm

    Fren, I too am an east coaster (mid-Atlantic). Let us organize a MoeConEast — in Moe’cean City!

  153. DrMorganski
    June 16th, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    Looks like it’s a bust;
    I’m not going to Moecon
    If I’ll be alone

  154. Palindr‘moe’
    June 17th, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    When you’re all alone
    MoeCon happens around you
    You can’t not attend.

  155. Haiku
    June 19th, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    Palindr’moe’ is the wisdom within the wisdom of wisdom itself.

  156. DrMorganski
    June 19th, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    Wise

  157. Nimz
    June 22nd, 2014 at 8:10 pm

    Wisdom of the wise
    To make wise the wizened eyes
    Answers Best Pie’s whys.

    In case you were wondering, the answer is “Because.”

  158. Nimz
    June 24th, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    Rhyming haiku, man…
    Or are these simply koan?
    Raw fish and rice plan.

    Creative juice spill:
    There is a leak in the still.
    What is all this swill?

    Disconnected thoughts
    Hide the insomniac’s plots:
    Confuse the robots.

    The Moe within us –
    Inner hare is suspicious
    Without hair to muss.

  159. Palindr‘moe’
    June 25th, 2014 at 12:11 am

    Perhaps we can plan
    The next Moe-Con in Japan,
    Or Firmanistan?

    I think I feel ill,
    Ever since I ate my fill
    Of raw rice and krill!

    I’m tortured by thoughts
    Of ripe, avocado cots;
    My mind’s tied in knots.

    There’s no need to fuss:
    Do a good that’s double-plus—
    Don’t drive; ride the bus!

  160. Haiku
    June 27th, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    (Man, you guys are so much better at this rhyming thing than I am)
    (Two hats off to you! One with both hands but each to its gentleman. I shan’t give up but damn if I’m going to be careful when I try)

  161. Haiku
    June 29th, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    Know the Moesday and keep it Moesy.

  162. Haiku
    July 3rd, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    Know the Thursday and keep it…wait, I missed a few days here.

  163. Palindr‘moe’
    July 7th, 2014 at 7:04 pm

    It’s so hot today,
    I wouldn’t call it Moesday.
    It’s more like Fry-day.

  164. Falos
    July 7th, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Haiku’s right, those are hard acts to follow.

    …fer ser’isly though
    I came for mo’ Moe
    and got served out the do’h
    Now I don’t even know
    what to do where to go
    I ain’t fit for the show
    I ain’t match toe to toe
    I’ll get pwnd mo’ fo’ sho’
    bros be fast I be slow
    I done lost all my soul
    I done lost my row row
    ain’t fight powa no mo’
    I’m ashamed to throw mo’
    I’m ashamed to throw Moe
    I give up I’ll go home

    *morosely trudges away reeking of failure*

  165. DrMorganski
    July 8th, 2014 at 6:51 am

    *’moe’rosely trudges away* is what he meant to say, I’m sure

  166. Falos
    July 9th, 2014 at 1:25 am

    I stand corrected. By which I mean slouch pathetically.

  167. DrMorganski
    July 10th, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    This comments section has taken a turn for the macabre…

  168. Falos
    July 11th, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    Let’s turn those frowns upside down!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayGkA-vxrMc

    ….oops

  169. Fren
    July 12th, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    To Citizen Doramjan, I must inquire:

    This Moe’cean City of which you speak? Would that be the New Jersey, Maryland, or some other vacant seaside trap to which tourists gather to singe beneath the fury and might of the merciless daystar?

  170. Doramjan
    July 20th, 2014 at 9:17 am

    Moe’cean City in NJ or in MD! They’re both about the same distance for me. I recently partook of the vitamin D from the merciless sunstar at one of those Moe’cean Cities ^_^

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  172. Fren
    July 23rd, 2014 at 9:46 am

    Alas, Convertible car seat, the best way to reach our Admiral Firman is to write your questions neatly upon a piece of fine vellum, roll it up tightly into a wine bottle, seal tightly with a cork and wax and toss it into the nearest sea.

  173. Doramjan
    July 23rd, 2014 at 10:16 am

    Or email. Email works for me 😉

  174. DrMorganski
    July 23rd, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    Email and bottled vellum are equally effective in teaching the Admiral, but it’s hard to attach a return address to a bottle

  175. Fren
    July 27th, 2014 at 11:55 am

    One simply keeps faith in the sea to return missives to the proper shore. The sea cannot be faulted that the land brooks no faith with it. Simply walk the shore.

  176. Palindr‘moe’
    August 1st, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    When Moe decided to dabble
    In a friendly game of Scrabble,
    He saw nothing wrong, though he
    Played the word BONGOY, [*]
    “Let it slide—it’s a good bit of babble!”

    [*] Pronounce that BON-GO-Y, not BON-GOY, of course.

  177. Doramjan
    August 6th, 2014 at 8:57 am

    Once active forum
    Patiently waiting for Moe
    Haiku deficit

  178. Nimz
    August 6th, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    A month’s vacation
    From writing Moeseph haiku?
    What is wrong with me???

  179. DrMorganski
    August 7th, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    What has happened here?
    Such long breaks for all of us
    I hope we still care…

    Perhaps the saying
    Works in reverse fashion too
    “Mossy stones don’t roll”?

  180. Nimz
    August 8th, 2014 at 1:44 am

    This gret, recurring,
    I must confess: disturbing,
    Not reassuring!

    On July two-three,
    Rice and raw fish? No, not me.
    Bad con attendee.

  181. DrMorganski
    August 10th, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    A Garish huge ad
    Selling garish huge ad space
    Garishly remains

    Would such a purchase
    Coax the admiral back out?
    It’s damn cheap enough…

  182. Doramjan
    August 11th, 2014 at 10:01 am

    It’s about time for Moe to find a new love interest. It’s been far too long since Toothabootha

  183. Omi
    August 13th, 2014 at 8:20 am

    I kept to my word however, whilst nimz may have missed the moe-con I stayed true to my promise and ate fish sticks and rish crackers. that garish huge ad space does seem like it could be filled with some tribute to lord firman. perhaps a fan inspired portrait of his admiral-ness looking righteously radical or some such business. as a gift to let the admiral know these will always be safe harbours for him

  184. Nimz
    August 14th, 2014 at 3:53 am

    Let me tell you, lads*,
    The Project Wonderful ads
    Probably need links.

    From what I’ve heard,
    You may say, from a small bird,
    They must be your links.

    * and lasses, of course.
    This note done, I will now force
    It to end with “links.”

  185. DrMorganski
    August 14th, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Nimz, your huge effort
    To squeeze any old dumb thing
    In Haiku is great

    But just to include
    Explanatory clauses*
    Deserves huge applause

    *the asterisk thing
    Well done Nimz, we’re very proud.
    Clever and Helpful

  186. Falos
    August 19th, 2014 at 1:24 am

    I’m not quite sure why, but I never play Scrabble. It’s fun enough, though.
    (575)

  187. DrMorganski
    August 22nd, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    Some dumb minecraft ad
    Has taken up residence.
    Well… It is something

    Perhaps the 5 cents
    Of new extra revenue
    Will awake Firman?

  188. Palindr‘moe’
    September 5th, 2014 at 11:54 am

    Silence about us
    Poetry interruptus
    Haiku hiatus

  189. Fren
    September 5th, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    Gentlemen …
    LOAD THE CANNON WITH NICKELS.

  190. Nimz
    September 8th, 2014 at 9:07 pm

    I have no nickels.
    I only have these fish scales.
    Should I put them in?

  191. DrMorganski
    September 9th, 2014 at 1:24 am

    Nimz your mastery
    Of words and of formatting
    Is quite astounding

  192. Nimz
    September 9th, 2014 at 3:35 am

    So… the easter egg
    Has an easter egg within –
    Another haiku.*

    * If my mastery
    Of formatting was complete,
    There would be line breaks.

  193. Fren
    September 12th, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    And thus, be they nickels Canadian or ‘Murican, our plan is afoot! We shall either fund the Admiral with nickels, or fish scales, or we shall merrily botch the shot and land the mass of coin near his ship. If the latter, here’s hoping that it causes a swell that brings him to port awhile.

  194. Nimz
    September 17th, 2014 at 6:21 am

    A change in format:
    It doesn’t start that way, but
    I will try to rap

    It occurred to me just now
    how
    word games in the comments of the comic of
    word games like Scrabble being played
    by Moe
    can be displayed to show
    a self-referential flow.

    Meta, you could say.
    Betta’ check today –
    gotta see, will there be
    a new Moe, four-fifty-two.
    A new Bo, your super IQ.
    And Jetpack Hunk,
    that sixpack hunk,
    does he even have a bunk?

    Or will the cannon become canon,
    spewing nickels spelled with an N,
    bring our admiral, true and fair,
    bring him with the charts from where
    his travels went, to share?
    And there
    we prepare
    to show
    we care.

  195. Nimz
    September 21st, 2014 at 10:59 pm

    Dearest Eliot,
    Please forgive Moe’s playing in
    Baby gibberish.

    Sincerely,
    Raw Fish and Rice, Intl.

  196. DrMorganski
    September 22nd, 2014 at 4:06 am

    Comment two hundred
    Is quickly approaching us
    Who will take the prize?

  197. Fren
    September 22nd, 2014 at 10:56 am

    The prize is not mine to take, nor to give. I merely add to the pile.

  198. Doramjan
    September 22nd, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    I hereby will take
    Commend one hundred nine eight.
    Two Hundred cometh!

  199. DrMorganski
    September 22nd, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    It’s probably Nimz
    With some long-ass bit of text
    In some stranger form

    Or maybe it’s me
    Posting again after this
    Like a real big jerk

    Or perhaps It’s Fren
    Or even that Doramjan
    Those big fat liars!

    Omi or Haiku?
    What have those guys been up to?
    Plotting, probably

    Also Palindr’moe’
    Might say something funny next
    To steal two hundred

  200. Falos
    September 26th, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    I’ll be over there. They’re playing Pictionary. Scrabble just got old.

  201. Fren
    September 29th, 2014 at 9:12 am

    Not with a bang, but a whimper. Well, gentlemen … to the next level!

  202. Falos
    October 3rd, 2014 at 2:17 am

    The sky’s the limit. We can write until time ends. Or when Moe updates?

  203. Nimz
    October 4th, 2014 at 6:22 am

    Autumn, two weeks in.
    Spring, in the far Southern realms.
    Moe, still in season.

  204. Nimz
    October 7th, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    Ninety-eight percent
    Of stats made up just now say
    A tall ad shows up.

  205. Nimz
    October 12th, 2014 at 1:32 am

    Slow commenting week.
    Writer’s block in the comments?
    We need a tetris!

  206. DrMorganski
    October 21st, 2014 at 8:05 am

    Perhaps we have to accept
    That this phase, at which he was adept
    Is now over in the admiral’s life
    And stop putting ourselves through such strife

  207. Fren
    October 21st, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    To accept thus is to abandon the spirit of our motley community. To break faith is to nullify all we are.

  208. DrMorganski
    October 22nd, 2014 at 7:17 am

    How strange, indeed
    that a community’s seed
    Can vanish while the plant survives
    What lives we lead
    Where the things we need
    Don’t exist, but we still manage to thrive?

  209. Omi
    October 23rd, 2014 at 9:14 am

    avast, I had noticed comments were slow coming and could not think of something to write, but at the mere suggestion that it is time to let go I shall turn to someone who said it much better than I ever could:
    WE SHALL NOT
    WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
    WEEEEEE SHALL NOT
    WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
    WEEEEEE SHALLLLL NOT
    WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
    WE SHALL NOT BE MOVEEEED

  210. Palindr‘moe’
    October 28th, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    Speak for yourself, but
    Don’t let the world deceive you,
    I shall not be ‘Moe’ved

  211. Falos
    October 29th, 2014 at 12:56 am

    Just saw some repost
    “Asshole Pokemon Trainer”
    It was by Firman 😀

  212. Nimz
    November 16th, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Deer Moe,
    It’s good to see you bonding with an actual human being over a friendly game. Please remember that you have a brother that really really loves you, even when you’re being a (in the words of his language) a poo. Spending time with other human beings can be a good thing, but your family is really important. I think that Bo is all you have left of family now that your parents and uncle are out of the picture. Make the time to be happy with him or there may come a time when you will gret it. And then you’ll gret it again and again and again. And that would be tragic.
    Love,
    Buck

    I found this letter
    In a wooded area
    With raw fish and rice.

  213. Doramjan
    November 17th, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    For this Thanksgiving
    I will serve a Moe themed treat:
    some raw fish and rice

  214. Doramjan
    November 25th, 2014 at 10:30 am

    Is the art of conversation dead?

  215. Nimz
    November 25th, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    No no no, it’s just mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead means it’s still a little bit alive!

    Anyway, I present to you A Day in the Life of Moseph Pontoon Dope

    I read the news today, oh boy
    About a Moe P. Dope who stayed in bed.
    And though the news was rather sad,
    Well I just had to laugh —
    The pitted avocado half…
    It tasted so very nice
    With raw fish and rice.
    A crowd of people gabbed and stared
    They’d seen the Admiral’s work before –
    Nobody was really sure if Eliot could get Moe out of bed.

    At last a Scrabble game ensued.
    And at the set of letters that Moe used,
    A crowd of people turned away,
    But I just had to look, having read the B O N G O Y.

    Okay, maybe I should stay away from filking for now, and get to what that was all a setup for: Bidet (B-Day) in the Life of Moseph Pontoon Dope

    “What kind of present is a second sink in the lavatory?”

    I don’t have anything (yet) for C Day in the Life of Moseph Pontoon Dope. <_<

  216. Omi
    November 26th, 2014 at 7:51 am

    I always enjoy checking back in every day to see if something new and juicy has been added to the comments, unfortunately I often lack inspiration to comment but feeling that there is a looming collapse of community here I am going to throw this out there.
    what is your favourite local place to indulge in the ultimate of treats: Raw fish and rice?
    my favourite place locally would probably be my local sushi train, it’s not actually that good but it’s the only halfway decent place in my area sadly.

  217. Omi
    November 26th, 2014 at 7:52 am

    that is in Newcastle Australia by the way, forgot to say what city, in case people dig travelling no idea about the name of the joint tho,

  218. Nimz
    November 27th, 2014 at 12:41 am

    Alas, dear Omi,
    It has been many years since
    I last ate that treat.

    As a grad student,
    It is my obligation
    To starve for knowledge.

  219. Haiku
    November 27th, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    Happy Moe’sgiving, my Friends.
    Sorry I’ve been gone so long.
    Not a Haiku.

  220. Fren
    November 28th, 2014 at 12:15 am

    Ugh, the turkey, it is too much for me, it even consumed my pre-dinner drunken tomfoolery. Curse you, fewds! Curse your delicious ways!

  221. Falos
    November 29th, 2014 at 3:00 am

    We gather again. We cherish these companions. It’s all thanks to Moe.

  222. DrMorganski
    November 29th, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    What absurd occurrence it is that we only seek to rebuild our sense of community, when we feel it collapsing.

    I feel only able to sympathise with Omi, as a fellow Australian (in Canberra) I must force my feelings of togetherness on what you call Thanksgiving. But isn’t any gathering of weird companions deserving of thanks?

    Thank you my strangers
    For enriching all our lives
    In a stranger way

  223. Nimz
    November 30th, 2014 at 2:50 am

    Forget not, Doctor:
    Canadian Thanksgiving
    Is in October.

    And remember well,
    Our beloved Admiral
    Is Canadian.

  224. Fren
    December 1st, 2014 at 11:18 am

    Canadian Thanksgiving, wherein they give thanks for being Canadian? I can get behind that. Even if they serve mouse stuffed with poutine and Labatt Blue on the side, I could still get behind that.

  225. Nimz
    December 1st, 2014 at 3:16 pm

    I think I’d leave the mouse to the cats. Moose, on the other hand… or even mousse… * contemplates mousse stuffed with poutine *

    ‘Twas a month before Christmas, and Moe had his kiwi juice.
    Not a delicacy was stirring, not even a poutine-stuffed mousse.
    The raw fish and rice were set up at the firmanproductions website
    In hopes that the Admiral would bring a new Moe strip to light.

    The commenters used prose and they used haiku
    And other forms of writing and poetry, too.
    The hunk with his jetpack and beautiful chin angle
    Set up a tree and made it to spangle.

    To be continued???

  226. DrMorganski
    December 4th, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    If you tried to play “spangle” in scrabble, I would probably challenge it

    Like what does that even mean?

  227. Nimz
    December 5th, 2014 at 6:06 am

    By wikitionary,
    It’s ornamental metal,
    Or a small sparkly.

  228. Fren
    December 5th, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Such a gaffe, of course I intended for moose, I know not how that U snuck in. Canada is far too wealthy a nation to serve mouse!

  229. Falos
    December 8th, 2014 at 3:57 am

    Thanksgiving has passed us
    The gathering broken
    There’s little else left we can say.
    At this point I reckon
    That we should all check on
    The holidays coming out way.

  230. Nimz
    December 9th, 2014 at 2:48 am

    Christmas poetry:
    Not forthcoming. There is no
    To be continued.

    At least, not for The Night Before Christ`Moe’s. At least, not by my hand anytime soon.

    Moe, playing Scrabble,
    Stuck in moments eternal,
    Makes baby babble.

  231. DrMorganski
    December 16th, 2014 at 8:45 am

    Here’s some Christmas trivia to stir up conversation…

    The word Avocado comes from the Aztec word for testicle…

    Play that in your next scrabble game, despite it not being even remotely offensive

    No poetry today

  232. DrMorganski
    June 4th, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    An old revenant
    Is back from digital hell
    But is the fan club?

  233. Ton Phanan
    June 4th, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    The comments return,
    From whence, aye, I do not know;
    The fans will come home.

  234. MSPAINTADVENTURES fan
    June 8th, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    why do i always get dragged into a new comic, it happens like every two days!

  235. DrMorganski
    June 10th, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    “New” is the wrong word
    Perhaps “arcane” is better
    But it’s pretty sweet

  236. Haiku
    June 20th, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    Cheers! Glorious day!
    Faithfulness is rewarded.
    Can’t ever stop the Moe.

  237. Haiku
    June 24th, 2016 at 2:13 am

    Four days here and gone
    My friends, come back to the Moe.
    His whiteness returns.

  238. DrMorganski
    June 24th, 2016 at 7:40 am

    Tick tock tick tock tick
    Time crawls but Moe remains still
    Struggling at scrabble

  239. Haiku
    June 29th, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Scrabble is old now.
    Words with Friends is the new game.
    Poor Moe. No friends here.

  240. DrMorganski
    July 8th, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Wordy brick by brick
    We build a strange pyramid
    A tomb for Moe Dope

  241. Nimz
    July 13th, 2016 at 2:30 am

    Do my eyes deceive?
    Fan babble back from reprieve?
    I dare to believe!

  242. TakeaNap
    July 15th, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Two years later,
    When Firman’s fandom gived up,
    Problem Sleuth’s fandom come here
    cause homestuck just ended.

  243. Ha'Moe'
    July 16th, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    ^TakeaNap this is true.
    However.
    Moe may be dead or alive.
    Also, why is it 10 CENTS for an ad?
    Really. Moe needs ‘moe’ ‘moe’ny.

  244. Ha'Moe'
    July 16th, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    For those who have come here from PS and like HS: There are a few commenters who liken themselves to characters. However a few are kind of obscure.
    Regardless the conversations are cool.

  245. Ha'Moe'
    July 16th, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    Sniff.
    No ‘Moe’ Moe?

  246. DrMorganski
    July 17th, 2016 at 2:43 am

    The Admiral loves
    Our wacky wacko circus
    He never forgets

    Maternal support
    Reaches to infinity
    But who mothers whom?

  247. DrMorganski
    July 17th, 2016 at 2:57 am

    Firman, we love you
    You have no obligation
    Love is not pressure

  248. DrMorganski
    July 17th, 2016 at 3:03 am

    No one is waiting
    We are just celebrating
    Things we like

    Gratitude is hard
    It can really be confused
    For expectation

  249. Ha'Moe'
    July 17th, 2016 at 11:36 am

    wait…this is still active?!
    Someone buy ads so we can get Firman’s attention!

  250. Hounourable Judge B. Thrower
    July 17th, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    People please check out my series of comments starting on 399 Aptronym.
    They are a spoof of the Courtroom scenes and include a variety of characters including the Officers.

  251. DrMorganski
    July 18th, 2016 at 12:34 am

    We’ve always been here
    The site suffered tech issues
    For two long, long, years

    One day it was fixed
    Like a bolt out of the blue
    Nobody knows why

  252. DrMorganski
    July 18th, 2016 at 12:34 am

    Firman knows what’s up
    I email with him sometimes
    He’s very grateful

  253. DrMorganski
    July 18th, 2016 at 12:36 am

    Syllabic mistakes
    Hidden in yesterday’s post
    Oopsie daisy, shh

  254. Nimz
    July 18th, 2016 at 7:03 am

    Love pile
    Keeps getting taller.
    Well-hid haiku.

  255. Nimz
    July 18th, 2016 at 7:05 am

    Title text on here
    (Also known as hover text)
    Does not work: iPad.

  256. Ha'Moe'
    July 18th, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    You guys are going to be here until the end of time from the looks of it ._.
    Kudos for loyalty and all, I’m just a little suprised.

  257. Mr. Milkshake
    July 18th, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    In manners that span
    Time, fans share reality
    via speech capsules

  258. Ha'Moe'
    July 18th, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Hey Dr. Morgan somethingerother
    does that mean we are going to get a Moe update (preferably regular ones and a little less cubist) soon?

  259. DrMorganski
    July 21st, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Expectation is
    The enemy of desire.
    Enjoy what exists.

    Ask not for more Moe
    Live for the Moe that lives now
    Futures are cloudy

  260. DrMorganski
    July 21st, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    A small addendum
    Despite other opinions
    Cubism is cool

  261. Nimz
    July 22nd, 2016 at 10:24 am

    Meanwhile, somewhere in
    An alternate universe,
    Picasso leaps time:

    “Firman’s ‘cubism’ –
    I could do something like that,
    Once back in the past.”

  262. DrMorganski
    July 22nd, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Future plagiarist
    Multidimensionally
    Unoriginal

  263. Nimz
    July 23rd, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Sincere flattery
    At its acme, so they say,
    Is imitation.

  264. DrMorganski
    July 29th, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    “Define acme please”
    I asked google, not knowing.
    Next time in scrabble

  265. Nimz
    August 5th, 2016 at 12:15 am

    Cluttering the grid
    With lines of bongo-like words,
    Scrabble piece clatter.

    A near-weekly dose
    Of limited form writing
    That keeps the mind sharp.

    Kumquats: a bingo!
    But raw fish and rice still wins:
    TRIPLE HAIKU SCORE!!!

  266. Nimz
    August 10th, 2016 at 6:21 am

    A poet appears,
    Leaves a note in the scrabble,
    Says, “Bongoy was here.”

  267. DrMorganski
    August 15th, 2016 at 6:05 am

    Oh, to squint one’s ears
    Like some strange youthful creature
    With great face control

  268. Nimz
    August 18th, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    Ear-squint Olympics:
    Sadly this event does not
    Appear in Rio.

  269. DrMorganski
    August 19th, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    To secede seems like
    The only rational move;
    Start the ‘Moe’lympics

  270. doramjan's fiancee
    August 19th, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    Moe fans, I’m sad to notify you that Doramjan, Ryan Durham, passed away suddenly in May 2015. We were engaged in early January 2015. He and I met right after his trip to New Orleans in 2014 and I fell in love with everything about him. I missed him a lot tonight and luckily found this site with so many of his comments. It made me smile and remember all the good times! Thank you for that. You may join us in mourning him on Facebook. Search for “Remembering and Honoring Ryan Durham,” a page, and “Remembering Ryan Durham,” a group on Facebook. He is missed by so many!

  271. doramjan's fiancee
    August 19th, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    “doramjan” came from how the Armenian people he served while a missionary pronounced his last name, “Doram,” and the word “dear,” “darling,” or “honey.” I’m guessing that’s what they called him. His ex-wife is Armenian.

  272. Nimz
    August 20th, 2016 at 6:16 am

    My condolences
    In the artform of this land:
    Haiku for Ryan.

    As tribute to Durham,
    Let’s prepare some raw fish and
    Armenian rice.

    Doramjan: a friend,
    And fiance apparent,
    Too soon left this earth.

    Thank you for your words,
    Dear Doramjan’s fiancee.
    It’s sad, but thank you.

  273. DrMorganski
    August 20th, 2016 at 9:42 am

    The haikus of past
    Were of an upbeat nature
    This is different

    To be included
    As a relic of Ryan’s
    Is of importance

    We are all mournful
    Thank you for celebrating
    Life through poetry

  274. Haiku
    August 20th, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    I have not the words
    Sorrow so great, my heart bursts.
    God speed, my Moe-friend.

  275. DrMorganski
    August 23rd, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    Life can be a drag
    Death, isolation, lost love
    At least we have this

  276. DrMorganski
    August 31st, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    Time passes onward
    Everything changes but still,
    Bongoy is timeless

  277. bridalshowerinvite
    September 6th, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Honestly I liked the It was Definitely wasn’t like most of the pork I’ve had Definitely a Than I’m used I’ll give the sugar a try!

  278. DrMorganski
    September 7th, 2016 at 11:52 am

    Some predictive text
    Appears to be quite present
    Really strange nonsense

  279. Ton Phanan
    September 7th, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    I liked it, honest
    Wasn’t like most pork I’ve had
    Give sugar a try

    (Spam comment in haiku form, inspired by bridalshowerinvite)

  280. Palindr‘moe’
    September 19th, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    What?! We’re all still here?
    Oh…. We are here. But not all.
    I miss doramjan.

  281. Nimz
    September 20th, 2016 at 5:39 am

    A month of silence
    For dear Doramjan concludes.
    Bridal shower time???

    I wrote a book thing.
    Five-seven-five formatted
    Dedication page.

    Because of the book
    I can now be Dr. Nimz,
    Ph.D. in Maths.

    Clearly the format
    Of the dedication page
    Was necessary.

    Had Moe Dope not been,
    I would not have made that thing.
    So thank you, Firman.

  282. Palindr‘moe’
    September 20th, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    Math dissertation
    Dedicatory haiku
    Congratulations!

  283. Palindr‘moe’
    September 20th, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Abbreviation
    With S? Or without an S?
    For mathematics?

  284. DrMorganski
    September 25th, 2016 at 12:23 am

    Country difference
    Dictates the nomenclature
    For math(s) I believe

    Anyway bravo!
    Dissertations seem monstrous:
    Word leviathan

  285. DrMorganski
    October 8th, 2016 at 12:00 am

    Is this a dark tomb?
    Or digital Shangri-la?
    Shackles or freedom?

    I feel I belong
    yes, sometimes it is lonely
    but leaving feels wrong

    Two rhyming haikus
    Neither was intentional
    This one doesn’t rhyme

  286. DrMorganski
    October 14th, 2016 at 5:07 am

    Write with brevity
    Some mental callisthenics
    Encourages thought

    Once a week is fine
    Fosters brain agility
    Please come back you guys

  287. Nimz
    October 19th, 2016 at 12:42 am

    Wind brushes the reeds:
    Is it sound of lonliness?
    Reeds of the mind: blown.

  288. Nimz
    October 31st, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Basic assumption:
    Exclude the bonus point squares.
    Moe got twelve points here.

  289. Nimz
    November 1st, 2016 at 1:38 am

    I should also add,
    Even if it is too late,
    Happy Hall`Moe’ween!

  290. Nimz
    November 1st, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    Candy overdose:
    Leaving comments comatose.
    Not a haiku, but close.

  291. DrMorganski
    November 7th, 2016 at 2:31 am

    Aussie Hall’Moe’ween
    is different, less candy
    Perhaps way more booze

  292. Nimz
    November 8th, 2016 at 2:23 am

    Tomorrow I think
    My write-in candidate is
    Moeseph Pontoon Dope.

    “President Moeseph”
    Is more appealing to me
    Than those other two.

    Sure, he has problems.
    But with Bo as running-mate,
    We would fund NASA.

    Also, consider,
    Moe still has an opening
    For spouse: First Lady.

    Criminal record?
    Prosecution rhetoric
    Distorted the case.

    In sum, vote for Moe.
    Vote him to every office.
    The `Moe’ligarchy!

    This message sponsored
    By the Moles for Oligarchs
    Post-haste Foundation.

  293. SpyVSpy
    November 9th, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016…oh wait I’m late again aren’t I.

  294. Falos
    November 15th, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    The specter returns. So did all us old poets. Here we go again.

  295. Ha'Moe'
    November 17th, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    Welp, civilization was nice while it lasted

  296. Nimz
    November 19th, 2016 at 12:05 am

    “Rumours of my demise are greatly exggerated.” –Civilisation

    Pretty confident that was the original source of that quote. Then Samuel Cle`Moe’ns stole it and attributed it to Mark Twain. Also, apparently it was British (or maybe Canadian) before being misappr`Moe’priated. Would be no surprise if Canadia was the place of residence for Civilisation. After all, that’s where the greatest member of the Admirablety hails from.

  297. Nimz
    November 23rd, 2016 at 5:40 am

    Now as some haiku –
    Civilisation: not dead.
    Just a jump-scare, yo.

    Changes happen, true,
    Even quotes we thought were said
    By some other schmoe.

    On the sea of blue
    With a banner white and red,
    Admiral Hero.

  298. Nimz
    November 23rd, 2016 at 6:06 am

    Not sure what went wrong.
    A, href, equals, then link.
    End with a slash, a.

    I should also note
    After link: title equals
    the hidden stanza.

  299. Nimz
    November 23rd, 2016 at 6:08 am

    Don’t forget to close!
    This is quickly devolving.
    I should stop for now.

  300. DrMorganski
    November 23rd, 2016 at 7:04 am

    Comment three-hundred
    Is quickly approaching us
    Very proud of us!

    US Election?
    Couldn’t give a rat’s butthole
    Doesn’t affect me!

    Li’l ol’ me, to here,
    doesn’t visit near enough.
    I feel bad for it.

    Still got no clue how:
    Hyperlinking those goddamn
    Surreptitious words!

  301. Nimz
    November 28th, 2016 at 7:27 am

    The tricental note
    Used to explain making links
    With extra word bits:

    Less than a and space
    Href equals quote link quote
    Space title equals

    Quote title text quote
    Greater than visible text
    Less than forward slash

    A, greater than. End.
    These steps outline the process
    In verbal format.

    Translated (and hopefully correctly escaped…) in a less 575 format:
    <a href=”link” title=”title text”>visible text</a>

    Quotes inside title
    Is a whole nother wax ball
    Done in a cute way:

    Still title equals,
    But now use apostrophes
    Instead of quote marks.

    You want both quote marks
    AND apostrophes in there?
    Escape sequences.

  302. DrMorganski
    November 29th, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Nimz: techno-wizard.
    I fear these arcane methods,
    But I will try them

    Now nonchalant lines
    Hopefully have another
    More magic meaning

  303. Nimz
    November 29th, 2016 at 2:43 am

    Steganography:
    Hiding of stuff in plain sight,
    Perception denied!

  304. Ha'Moe'
    December 1st, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    Stegosaurgraphy?

  305. Nimz
    December 2nd, 2016 at 7:45 am

    Indeed. If you find
    The stegosaurus in qwantz,
    You have found meaning.

  306. DrMorganski
    December 3rd, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Steganography:
    Cool stuff but too much effort,
    Visible works fine

  307. Ha'Moe'
    December 6th, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    By the way, if no one else has noticed, there is one moe comic that…doesn’t exist. This means that there are actually 450 comics on all of moe. Not that important, just a little interesting.

  308. DrMorganski
    December 9th, 2016 at 5:46 am

    Missing comic huh?
    Lost in some cartoon wasteland?
    Which number is it?

  309. Nimz
    December 9th, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Four score and seven?
    Not quite that high. But witness:
    This one is too low.

  310. DrMorganski
    December 9th, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Superb detection;
    My malfunctioning sensors
    Overlooked that one.

  311. Nimz
    December 10th, 2016 at 5:24 am

    Throwback Saturday!?
    An excellent investment
    Adds experience.

  312. Nimz
    December 13th, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    During a review
    For in-class final exams,
    Mental avenue:

    Mathematics class:
    Solving all these problems is
    A pain in the neck.

    I tried for a rhyme,
    But none would come to me then.
    Maybe with some time.

  313. DrMorganski
    December 16th, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Nimz you made a rhyme;
    Your farcical modesty
    Does not belong here!

  314. Nimz
    December 17th, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Sir, what do you mean?
    There is no word that fits there
    In rhy… oh, wait. Duh.

  315. DrMorganski
    December 17th, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    Not for a second
    Do I believe your intent!
    It was on purpose!

  316. DrMorganski
    December 21st, 2016 at 6:19 am

    Christ’moe’s approaches;
    Ready your Santa traps and
    Sharp your candy canes

  317. Nimz
    December 22nd, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    I saw Santa Claus:
    He was in an accident
    From driving a car.

    The ‘Moe’ral here is:
    Santa should stick to his sleigh
    To get around town.

  318. DrMorganski
    December 24th, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    The day has arrived
    When all the world’s boys and girls
    Look under a tree.

    Presents, they hope for,
    Maybe some fancy new toy!
    Or raw fish and rice!

  319. DrMorganski
    December 24th, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Observing time stamp
    Time zone differences; Xmas
    For me and not you!

  320. Nimz
    December 26th, 2016 at 10:48 am

    Boxing Day is here:
    A time when we must decide
    What goes in the box.

    “Put the bunny back…
    In the box” or keep it out?
    Rolling Stones or rocks?

    How openable?
    No lid worth mentioning, or
    Solid metal locks?

    On this Boxing Day,
    Get your raw fish and rice fresh:
    Eat them at the docks.

  321. Nimz
    January 4th, 2017 at 5:15 am

    Bongoy New Year, all!
    Drumming in A New Moe Hope:
    Happy Bongo-y!

  322. Sr. Milkshake
    January 9th, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    Years in the future….

    ….Minus several

  323. DrMorganski
    January 15th, 2017 at 1:20 am

    I’ve been far away,
    In Tasmania, in fact!
    Very Bongoy-ey

  324. DrMorganski
    January 15th, 2017 at 1:22 am

    Important life news!
    Yesterday: first time making
    raw fish and rice; yum!

  325. Nimz
    January 15th, 2017 at 3:22 am

    Congratulations!
    You’re a more fulfilled person,
    DrMorganski!

  326. DrMorganski
    January 15th, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Now, a dilemma
    So cheap and easy to make
    Why anything else?

  327. Ha'Moe'
    January 16th, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    Mercury poisoning
    …Yup, besides the nutritional deficits thats it.
    Also, a fun very very old 2008 comic which is still running. A good stop gap solution while waiting for the next phase of ‘Moe’nolouges.

  328. Ha'Moe'
    January 16th, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    Sahsimi IS awesome though. Try tataki tuna (toast seasame seeds until very light golden-brownish and then roll the tuna in them.)

  329. Nimz
    January 18th, 2017 at 4:35 am

    Fukushima fish—
    Do the fish still count as raw
    Radioactive?

  330. DrMorganski
    January 20th, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Creatures from below
    Appear pointlessly scary
    Let’s just eat land meat

  331. Nimz
    January 23rd, 2017 at 6:33 am

    Without the raw fish,
    What catchphrase could supercede?
    Goat cheese and dates, say?

  332. Falos
    January 24th, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Snowfalls on still fields
    Pale horizons forever
    Moe’s walking shirtless

  333. Nimz
    January 25th, 2017 at 5:31 am

    Too ‘Moe’ny links. Heh.
    To moderation dungeon
    For my last comment.

    I could punch a car,
    As Moe says in 1-2-5,
    And not even care.

    The shirtless state here —
    In terms of merch to appear —
    Forever, I fear.

  334. DrMorganski
    January 28th, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    I would totally
    Wear beautiful ‘Moe’chandise;
    Cover my torso

  335. DrMorganski
    February 4th, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Damn February
    Devoid of comments and such
    Slightly more boring

  336. Falos
    February 21st, 2017 at 12:00 am

    A spring breeze floats by
    Local fragrances and scents
    Moe smells like a sock

  337. Sr. Milkshake
    February 21st, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Boo.

  338. Nimz
    February 22nd, 2017 at 4:05 am

    Odd socks and even,
    Blue socks and red,
    Socks for a-weavin’
    ’til you are dead,
    Socks full of holes
    And socks full of coals,
    Socks full of everything except little moles.
    Socks made of tile,
    Socks in the file,
    Socks made to scrabble for miles upon miles.
    Socks all alike in one common way:
    The socks smell like Moe on every other day!

  339. Sr. Milkshake
    February 22nd, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    Wait…what?
    I’m sorry, i fail to understand what context this falls under. I’m just confused. Even with Falos’s comment being counted I don’t quite get what is the point…
    Also, happy presidents day and happy Cat Day or Nyan nyan NYAN day in Japan. Courtesy of Ponos.

  340. Nimz
    February 22nd, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    Inspiration struck.
    You can’t just ignore that guy,
    But where are my shoes?

    You found one context
    In the comment of Falos.
    There’s also Scrabble.

    When the socks don’t smell,
    They self-arrange to letters:
    They spell out BONGOY.

  341. DrMorganski
    February 25th, 2017 at 1:18 am

    My socks, old and stiff
    Can’t bend so well for letters
    Only spell: I I

    Not even Scrabble
    With baby gibberish rules
    Would accept that word.

    (Really hoping hard
    That I didn’t screw up that
    steganography)

  342. DrMorganski
    February 25th, 2017 at 1:19 am

    Damnit I messed up
    Oh well screw it, you get it
    Too damn hard for me.

  343. Nimz
    February 25th, 2017 at 5:40 am

    “I I,” said the pic.
    The socks were strangely silent…
    Mostly from fatigue.

  344. Nimz
    February 25th, 2017 at 5:56 am

    Another steganography thing I can show:
    How do you default open in a new window?
    The answer to that, we may thank
    The existence of “target=_blank”.
    This is where you put that meme thing: The More You Know.

  345. Nimz
    February 25th, 2017 at 5:59 am

    Self-demonstration?
    Failure. Blank target got got.
    Not sure what went wrong.

  346. DrMorganski
    February 25th, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    My vindication
    appears in the difficult
    nature of that trick

    Not the only one
    Who makes steganographic
    mistakes. Don’t feel bad.

  347. Nimz
    February 27th, 2017 at 6:53 am

    In that aftermath,
    I can admit that I am
    `Bo’mused, not `Moe’ping.

  348. Nimz
    March 3rd, 2017 at 2:38 am

    Beware the Bongoys!
    They come on the Ides of `Moe’rch!
    … And all other days.

  349. DrMorganski
    March 3rd, 2017 at 6:31 am

    The ides of this month
    Not for another twelve days.
    Assassinate soon.

  350. Nimz
    March 4th, 2017 at 6:07 am

    On the first day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    A Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  351. Falos
    March 4th, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    My last few posts have tried to resemble haikus more closely than 17 random syllables. The theme is more likely to be about nature or the seasons or weather than about scrabble.

    But they still have to be Moe ofc, and I like to contrast pensive musings with an “lolmoe.”

  352. Nimz
    March 6th, 2017 at 7:18 am

    My true love sent nothing on the second day of Idesmas. That puts an… oh wait. What’s this? Looks like it’s a note from my true love that says:
    “The stream of delay
    Kept me at bay for a day.
    Please press PLAY button.”

    On the second day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  353. Alejandro Díaz
    March 6th, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Oh my god, it’s over, there are no more comics. :(

  354. Nimz
    March 6th, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    On the third day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  355. Nimz
    March 7th, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    On the fourth day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Four rules for chess
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  356. Nimz
    March 8th, 2017 at 4:23 am

    On the fifth day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  357. Nimz
    March 9th, 2017 at 9:05 am

    On the sixth day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Six cat name choices,
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  358. Nimz
    March 10th, 2017 at 4:20 am

    On the seventh day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Seven roads in Catan,
    Six cat name choices,
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  359. Nimz
    March 11th, 2017 at 4:40 am

    On the eighth day of Idesmas, my true love noticed `eighthly’ is a weird word, having five consonants in a row, and then sent to me
    Eight party ushankas,
    Seven roads in Catan,
    Six cat name choices,
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  360. Nimz
    March 12th, 2017 at 2:52 am

    On the ninth day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Nine squirrels a-flying,
    Eight party ushankas,
    Seven roads in Catan,
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

  361. Nimz
    March 13th, 2017 at 6:12 am

    Um… looks like nine is missing a six.

    On the tenth day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Ten cheesecakes baking,*
    Nine squirrels a-flying,
    Eight party ushankas,
    Seven roads in Catan,
    Six cat name choices,
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree.

    *Cheesecake quantity determined by artistic license. If someone else has an idea for a better Ten-Of-Something to highlight from the Moe archive, feel free to suggest a replacement.

  362. Nimz
    March 14th, 2017 at 2:27 am

    On the eleventh day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Eleven Toothaboothas,
    Ten cheesecakes baking,
    Nine squirrels a-flying,
    Eight party ushankas,
    Seven roads in Catan,
    Six cat name choices,
    Five mini pies,*
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    And a Bongoy in a scrabble tree!

    *Have the best pi day, everyone! Seems I missed the 1:59 posting time, though.

  363. Nimz
    March 15th, 2017 at 12:59 am

    On the twelfth day of Idesmas, my true love sent to me
    Twelve bricks a-bricking,
    Eleven Toothaboothas,
    Ten cheesecakes baking,
    Nine squirrels a-flying,
    Eight party ushankas,
    Seven roads in Catan,
    Six cat name choices,
    Five mini pies,
    Four rules for chess,
    Three fresh bouquets,
    Two crooked cops
    AND A BONGOY IN A SCRABBLE TREE!

    ~ • ~ fin ~ • ~

  364. DrMorganski
    March 16th, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Beautiful poem
    Ends in violent regicide
    Not that surprising

  365. Nimz
    March 17th, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    If I was better
    At foreshadowing, I’d use
    This crooked cop page.

  366. Ha'Moe'
    March 18th, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    Congrats: You have endured a year’s worth of comments and over an elections worth of time.
    Now pat yourselves on the back and consider also getting another comic. How about helvetica, that’s only over 6 months in limbo.

  367. DrMorganski
    March 19th, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    A falling red leaf
    Belongs only in Autumn
    As we belong here

  368. Nimz
    March 20th, 2017 at 6:58 am

    Vernal equinox
    Another Spring has arrived
    Moe remains unclothed

    Southern Autumn starts
    An equinox for harvest
    Bipolar planet

  369. Nimz
    March 31st, 2017 at 1:23 am

    Alas, I forgot
    In the midst of much grading
    Firman’s (Fake) Birthday.

    The proper (fake) date
    For the (real) celebration
    Was ereyesterday.

  370. Falos
    March 31st, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    Death is important
    New life is born of decay
    Moe’s laundry is rank

  371. Nimz
    April 9th, 2017 at 3:44 am

    Incoming Easter!
    “That was unoriginal.”
    — Extremely late fool.

  372. Falos
    April 11th, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Spring is ablossom
    The land giveth her bounty
    “Pie trees” aren’t real, Moe

  373. Nimz
    April 12th, 2017 at 1:34 am

    Strawberries ripen
    Romantic flavours of Spring
    Ruin kiwi juice

  374. TerraHertz
    April 16th, 2017 at 5:17 am

    Chill shadows lengthen
    Moe must surely be dead now
    Someone pays hosting

  375. Nimz
    April 17th, 2017 at 5:58 am

    A soft wind whispers
    Gently caresses the trees
    “Moe already died.”

  376. Nimz
    April 25th, 2017 at 1:11 am

    But he got better!
    In our hearts we know the truth:
    Moe is Still Alive!

  377. DrMorganski
    April 29th, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Nimz, alone, a rock
    Stalwart against the waning
    Haiku stream pressure

  378. DrMorganski
    April 30th, 2017 at 10:06 am

    Some light penetrates
    Windows made by dying leaves
    It’s Aussie Autumn

  379. Nimz
    May 1st, 2017 at 5:25 am

    A trickle, a flow
    The stream goes where it will go
    To oceans of Moe.

  380. DrMorganski
    May 1st, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    A field of flowers
    All happen to be the same,
    like rhyming haiku.

  381. Nimz
    May 3rd, 2017 at 1:04 am

    Moon light and star shine
    Constellations depicting
    Jetpack Hunk with Bo

  382. Nimz
    May 3rd, 2017 at 1:10 am

    Living oasis:
    The thirsty desert’s basis
    For ‘Moe’rage places

  383. DrMorganski
    May 4th, 2017 at 6:48 am

    Futile hummingbird
    Pecks endlessly against stone.
    Moe’s Haiku writers.

  384. Nimz
    May 5th, 2017 at 4:44 am

    Bird sharpens its beak
    The first second of Moseph
    Is thus penned by it.

  385. DrMorganski
    May 9th, 2017 at 9:26 am

    Leaves change more, now red
    Dropping from trees like comments
    Vanish from this page

  386. Falos
    May 16th, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Waves rise, crest, and break
    The sea echoes and moans
    Moe’s tummy rumbles

  387. DrMorganski
    May 19th, 2017 at 9:43 am

    A wild storm oozes
    Rain, darkness, gloomy sadness.
    Mimics Moe’s love life.

  388. Nimz
    May 22nd, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    I May Four-get to say things on the right day sometimes, but at the very least, happy birthmonth, Admiral Firman!

    Anniversary,
    Albeit a tad late, of
    Escape from the womb.

  389. DrMorganski
    May 25th, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    Tree’s age-telling rings,
    recount past seasons and years.
    Moe is Firman’s rings.

    Happy birthmonth!

  390. DrMorganski
    June 1st, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    Those cosmic cobwebs,
    Like so many dirt layers,
    Display time’s passage.

  391. Nimz
    June 1st, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    A Moe dream I had:
    Firman gave us an update.
    I forgot the joke.

  392. DrMorganski
    June 2nd, 2017 at 4:16 am

    A premonition
    Creeping in, like from the void.
    Moe-based prophecy.

  393. Sr. Vanilla Milkshake
    June 25th, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    *My present namesake walks into a room*
    Hm?
    Did they leave?
    Ah well. Gives more time to finish my last wishes.
    *walks out*

  394. DrMorganski
    June 28th, 2017 at 2:11 am

    A mountain, silent
    Needs not remind the people
    That it is present

  395. Nimz
    June 28th, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    “Fools!” said I, “You do not know,
    “Silence like a mountain grow.”
    Which is to say, slowly, and through plate tectonics and all that jazz. And sometimes volcanos. Yeah. Volcanos of silence. Totally legit.

    Summer backyard fun
    Fish-like swimming to keep cool
    Is Moe still indoors?

  396. Nimz
    August 3rd, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    In Canada now!
    Is the admiral still here?
    It is quite nice, though.

  397. Nimz
    August 10th, 2017 at 1:52 am

    I left Canada.
    Ate Ontario poutine.
    Fun while it lasted.

  398. Nimz
    August 17th, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Another week spent
    Wondering how to improve
    Firman sighting odds.

  399. DrMorganski
    August 19th, 2017 at 1:41 am

    Oh, shifting sand dune,
    wherever the wind takes you
    e-mail will find you.

  400. Nimz
    August 25th, 2017 at 1:15 am

    There goes my week streak.
    I tried for every Thursday…
    At least for August.

  401. minnesota byeh
    September 2nd, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Three years of comments
    Conversations in Haiku
    I so love humans.

  402. DrMorganski
    September 4th, 2017 at 6:07 am

    Humans, dynamic:
    Doing shit for no reason,
    four hundred damn times.

  403. Nimz
    September 7th, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Humans humming haikus
    In icy, icy igloos,
    Justly judge jujus.

    And in other news,
    This is comment four-oh-two’s
    Handsome ballroom shoes.

  404. Nimz
    September 12th, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Wind and rain beating;
    Men’s edifices, fleeting:
    Moe’s stormy meeting.

  405. Nimz
    September 15th, 2017 at 3:02 am

    Not found. The requested comment was not found on this comic.

    Additionally, a Comment 404 error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

  406. DrMorganski
    September 16th, 2017 at 5:48 am

    Shy mystic creatures,
    with invisible features:
    These are man’s teachers.

  407. Falos
    October 4th, 2017 at 12:31 am

    I mutter out loud
    What the fuck is “pumpkin” spice
    Turns out it’s not real

  408. Nimz
    October 4th, 2017 at 1:15 am

    But if you believe…
    Really truly believe it……

    It’s still just made up.

  409. DrMorganski
    October 4th, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    This spicy pumpkin:
    Does it matter if it’s real?
    It makes dorks happy.

  410. Nimz
    October 6th, 2017 at 12:31 am

    Does this mean that spice –
    Pumpkin spice, specifically –
    Could be called fake news?

  411. DrMorganski
    October 6th, 2017 at 8:16 am

    “News”: a dismal word
    describing shitty events
    about dead people.

    News is about death
    Shootings, disappearances.
    Never pumpkin spice.

    Sugar, spice, things nice.
    Not doled out by school shooters;
    not quite newsworthy.

    Moe, haven of good:
    A suitable home for these
    pumpkin spice juices?

  412. Nimz
    October 24th, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Dial 4-1-1
    On your telephone system
    For information:

    Information, please.
    Yes, hello. How much info
    Does ‘bongoy’ contain?

    The flow of time here
    Is like a mighty river,
    Dammed for Bo ‘poo’wer.

  413. DrMorganski
    November 8th, 2017 at 8:25 am

    Summertime sunshine,
    but wintertime emotions.
    Seasonal discord!

    Rainy days: perfect
    for a misspelled scrabble game.
    ‘BONGOY’ optional.

  414. DrMorganski
    December 16th, 2017 at 3:36 am

    Little brown island
    without the shitty problems
    that make me upset.

  415. Nimz
    December 22nd, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Somewhere out at sea
    An Admiral makes for shore:
    An uncharted land.

    No Wifi here, no
    Sounds of strange creatures abound
    Do they eat humans?

    Thankfully it’s “No.”
    But Potato People? “Yes.”
    Hope they don’t find Moe.

    He has been through worse…
    Stomach gone, rode in a hearse…
    This is the last verse.

  416. DrMorganski
    December 22nd, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    Christmas approaches,
    The scamper of cockroaches
    Is heard all around.

    Stocking stuffing time:
    What lies in store for Moe Dope?
    Kiwi Slushie? Yum.

  417. Nimz
    December 23rd, 2017 at 6:42 am

    Kiwi nog: A thing?
    Replace egg with kiwi, right?
    Keep the rum handy…

    … But out of Bo’s reach.
    He can have the cheese ring pies
    And Mensa Santa.

  418. Omi
    December 24th, 2017 at 7:23 am

    good golly gosh, i don’t know what prompted me to return to check on old moe, but it is a trip down memory lane to see some of these names.

  419. Nimz
    December 25th, 2017 at 7:50 am

    Good to see you, too!
    And ‘Moe’rry Christmas, Omi!
    ‘Moe’rry Christmas, all!

  420. DrMorganski
    December 26th, 2017 at 3:16 am

    A ‘Moe’rry Christmas,
    is not a needed reason
    to give out presents.

    And similarly,
    there’s never reason needed
    to visit this place!

  421. Falos
    December 26th, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    Moerry Christmas all
    Hope your holidays are nice
    Better yet, peaceful

  422. EXcali-Death
    January 9th, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Oh god 420 comments.
    Thank goodness that has passed…
    Otherwise we would have Computers rambling about the meaning of life.

  423. DrMorganski
    January 13th, 2018 at 12:47 am

    Yes, we celebrate
    meaningless number milestones.
    But just not that one.

  424. DrMorganski
    January 19th, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    Moe, beautiful Moe.
    No matter the real seasons.
    You are always spring.

    Exquisite feelings.
    Like a cherry blossom tree,
    In a field of shit.

  425. Nimz
    January 21st, 2018 at 4:25 am

    Like a kiwi skin,
    Brownish warm fuzzy feelings
    Can be found with Moe.

    The inner kiwi,
    Like Moe toward Jetpack Hunk,
    Is green with envy.

  426. Nimz
    March 1st, 2018 at 4:53 am

    Time passes, while pens,
    Beforetimes waxing with love,
    February, silent.

    An excuse is made:
    “It’s a short month anyway,”
    Just like this verse.

  427. Nimz
    March 2nd, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    The march of time flies
    Continues unimpeded
    By fly-paper traps.

  428. DrMorganski
    March 3rd, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    No earthly trapping
    can capture our missing time.
    Enjoy its passing.

  429. DrMorganski
    April 4th, 2018 at 7:37 am

    Leaves changing, dying
    Death is death, but there’s a way
    to die slightly less.

    A contribution,
    cash in some gratitude for
    something left behind.

    In memory of
    Ryan Durham, Doramjan.
    He’s not forgotten.

    Concise poetry
    exercises the mind’s eye.
    And is permanent.

  430. Ha'Moe'
    April 20th, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    You know, looking at the communities around most webcomics, whether they be made up of 5 people or 500,000 are usually quite nice. And the ones where the people who read them make their own comics…well, that’s beautfiul. And I can’t help but feel that one day, the artists will die.
    The day that Munroe, or Hussie, or Morrison, or Gigi, or Griffiths, Buckley, or Cagle, or Tiedrich or Siddell or any others die, the internet will be riddled with a thousand epitaphs to seemingly unforgettable people.
    Someday, long after that, no one will remember them at all or their work.
    But they’ll remember those inspired by it.

  431. TerraHertz
    May 22nd, 2018 at 6:42 am

    Centuries pass by.
    In the ruins, server endures.
    Pebble strikes Enter.

  432. Nimz
    May 23rd, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    Shattering vases.
    Pebble-tosser takes notice.
    Great find! Moseph Scrolls!

  433. Nimz
    May 25th, 2018 at 8:52 am

    Much find, very wow!
    University courese
    Devoted to Moe.

  434. DrMorganski
    May 26th, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    University
    Painful, lengthy, and tricky.
    Not if it were Moe.

  435. Nimz
    August 15th, 2018 at 12:39 am

    Some scholarship(*) found
    Bashou’s famous poem
    Borrowed from this one:

    Furu ike ya
    Kawazu tobikomu
    Moeseph no oto

    * It took until now
    To determine the reading
    Of ‘Moeseph’ kanji.

  436. Falos
    August 21st, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Bashou was a hack
    Frog splashes aren’t deafening
    Moe splashes end wars

  437. Nimz
    October 31st, 2018 at 2:57 am

    A thousand leaves fall
    Pumpkins tumble in the wind
    Hall`Moe’ween arrives.

  438. Falos
    November 12th, 2018 at 12:46 am

    Autumn leans orange
    Both nature and our stylings
    Website did it first

  439. Nimz
    November 12th, 2018 at 5:31 am

    Soon snowflakes arrive –
    Silent beauty and danger:
    Moe’s ice palace melts!

  440. Fren
    December 13th, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Firman’s legacy;
    Our faith still shines ever on
    Moe is life and love!

  441. Nimz
    December 24th, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    ‘Twas the night before Christ`Moe’s and all through the site,
    Brown pixels were glowing, emitting their light;
    The Scrabble tiles were placed on the board with care,
    In hopes that the Admiral soon would be there;
    Jetpack Hunk tucked Bo snugly in bed,
    While visions of raw fish and rice danced through their heads;
    And Moeseph fresh-squeezed a kiwi for juice,
    Perhaps to offer for a day-long truce;
    When out by the kitchen arose a sound so absurd,
    Like a thousand bouquets battling over a single dead bird.
    I rushed to the kitchen to deal with the squatters,
    When I noticed the Admiral in Canadian waters!
    Cement-bag-head-man was there, manning the helm,
    I knew I had entered a magical realm.
    Just like that came the end of my story;
    This must be what it’s like in Nethergatory.

  442. Ton Phanan
    February 24th, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Five long years have passed,
    The undying hope lives on;
    The soul yearns for Moe.

  443. Nimz
    February 25th, 2019 at 8:23 am

    Eliot’s patience
    Infinite, to play with Moe
    Five years of Scrabble.

  444. Nimz
    March 15th, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Take caution, mortals,
    And beware the ides of `Moe’rch
    After Best Pie day.

  445. Cath
    March 17th, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    A hidden corner
    Of the internet, untouched
    Appreciated.

  446. Liasi
    April 2nd, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    I think I could do a poetry report on you guys. Just mounds and mounds of haiku. If any of you are published poets…
    I mean, you could try it. Seems like at least some of you have a knack for it.

  447. Nimz
    April 9th, 2019 at 12:44 am

    A belated happy fake birthday (March 29), Admiral! o7
    Or is it an early happy real birthday? (May 4)
    Definitely a somewhere inbetween birthdays day, so maybe I’m right on time for landing in the midst of a month-long birthday party!

  448. Nimz
    May 4th, 2019 at 5:20 am

    Admiral Firman,
    May this annual fourth day
    Bring you happiness!

    Thanks for all the Moes,
    And the rappers and Bose head–
    Phones and the best pies!

  449. Ha'Moe'
    May 10th, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Anyone even know that Firman is still alive?
    Anyways, I agree that you guys should try being published poems. Just publish your less Moe-centric stuff.

  450. Nimz
    May 13th, 2019 at 5:22 am

    Is there such a thing
    As non-Moe-centric haiku?
    Unfathomable!

  451. Dat Guy
    June 16th, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Wait, who is keeping this site running?
    It’s been without ads for years and without overwhelming traffic for more. Is it paid for by some eccentric sysadmin?

  452. TerraHertz
    July 6th, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Better don’t question
    Miraculous server life.
    Immaculate funds.

  453. Nimz
    July 9th, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Must be `Moe’rchendise:
    Cement-bag-head masks, the best pies,
    Floral arrangements…

  454. Nimz
    July 9th, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Something went wrong there…
    That’s supposed to link to Moe
    Number forty-five.

  455. Falos
    September 24th, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    moe’s sun never sets
    not sure if talking server
    not sure if fat joke

  456. Nimz
    January 2nd, 2020 at 2:30 am

    `Moe’ppy New Year, all!
    Or maybe, Happy `Moe’ Year?
    Two thousand t`Moe’nty?

  457. Haiku
    January 18th, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    New year, New Moe comic?
    Time passes all but Moe here.
    Moe is immortal.

  458. Nimz
    March 14th, 2020 at 6:27 am

    Moe worked at Best Pie.
    Pi starts with the digit 3.
    Haikus have three lines.

    Happy Pi Day!

  459. Nimz
    March 15th, 2020 at 6:50 am

    Forgot to warn you:
    The Ides of March is today!
    Beat it with bongos.

  460. Nimz
    March 16th, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Uncertainty reigns:
    Mass hysteria over
    Inequalities.

    Imprecision of
    `Moe’mentum times `Bo’sition
    Is at least h-bar.

  461. Nimz
    March 17th, 2020 at 11:52 am

    A minor flurry,
    Words in silence supplicate
    For raw fish and rice.

    Frozen in winter,
    No spring thaw to start new streams,
    Moe still plays Scrabble.

  462. Nimz
    March 18th, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Moe, frozen in time:
    Ancient web browsers access –
    Still render the site.

  463. Nimz
    March 19th, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Moe walks on the scene
    From a site of mud and dust.
    Merriment ensues.

    Confusing odors
    Displease Eliot and co,
    Lost in Moe B.O.

  464. Nimz
    March 20th, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Day seven in verse…
    If Moe gets taken by hearse,
    Should he see a nurse?

  465. Nimz
    March 21st, 2020 at 9:17 am

    I guess it is Spring
    In the northern latitudes.
    Moe plays the long game.

  466. Nimz
    March 22nd, 2020 at 5:46 am

    Moe, with second tongue,
    Licks up the competition.
    First tongue stays in mouth.

    I’m not sure how long
    My daily posts will stay strong
    Without going wrong.

  467. Nimz
    March 23rd, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Plip-plopping drizzle,
    Pattering percussively:
    Do drowsy Dopes drool?

  468. Nimz
    March 24th, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    A date approaches –
    One of great celebration.
    Under a week ’til.

  469. Nimz
    March 29th, 2020 at 3:21 am

    (End dramatic pause)
    Happy birthday Admiral!
    (Yes, I know it’s fake)

  470. Nimz
    May 4th, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    May the Fourth be with Moe:
    Whether launched into Nethergatory,
    Or stuck loitering in Scrabble Limbo,
    Or speaking things derogatory
    About your little bro.
    Your life is an epic story
    Like that of a galaxy far away, long ago!

  471. Menaki
    May 21st, 2020 at 7:56 am

    While this might be out of the loop…I, a random drifter have just come across this site and found this person called Nimz who I am honestly surprised at for sticking through this for so long. Hats off to you, Nimz! I am dreadfully sorry for the passing years ago but I am glad that this site still exists to show and hold many memories for many people and maybe act as a remembrance for the times of the past for the new people like myself.

  472. Nimz
    May 25th, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    A day more surreal –
    For one commenter, at least.
    Mission successful.

  473. Falos
    June 3rd, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    all things are passing
    and to help you as they do
    moe is an island

  474. DrMorganski
    June 17th, 2020 at 1:51 am

    Winter of the soul
    Winter in the solid world
    Winter stings like death

    Summer here for Moe
    Indian summer, endless
    Summer in my heart

  475. Haiku
    June 17th, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Welcome, Menaki
    This is Firman Productions
    Please…post all the time.

  476. DrMorganski
    June 18th, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    “All the time”, he says
    But really once in a while
    Is good enough here

    The moon has zipped by
    And uncountable amount
    Since last I haiku’d

    Life changes like leaves
    I too have changed my colours
    I escaped a vice

  477. Falos
    July 17th, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    immutable slopes
    great heights towering over
    (moe, not a mountain)

  478. DrMorganski
    September 3rd, 2020 at 6:28 am

    Shimmering water
    Reflects vague bits of beauty
    Excludes ugliness

  479. Nimz
    September 6th, 2020 at 3:46 am

    Upon closer look,
    Ugliness is excluded.
    I misread “exudes”.

    The words, as misread,
    Form images of toilets
    And dogs who drink there.

  480. DrMorganski
    September 7th, 2020 at 11:07 am

    “Exuding uglies”
    May be an innuendo
    For something secret.

    Gardens of pure peace
    Can never accommodate
    Such crude imagery.

  481. Nimz
    September 8th, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Petrified comics:
    Ugly gives way to beauty
    In a rock garden.

    On meditation,
    Scrabble letters are like rocks
    Strewn about the board.

  482. DrMorganski
    November 20th, 2020 at 6:22 am

    A salutation,
    Then some boring middle parts,
    Then valediction.

  483. Nimz
    December 22nd, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Another solstice:
    A year coming to an end.
    Bongos still abound.

  484. Falos
    January 16th, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    the world keeps spinning
    the planet will still be here
    [$:moe_fat_joke_not_found]

  485. Nimz
    March 29th, 2021 at 7:56 am

    I’ll just put this here
    (For the faux birthday party)
    With raw fish and rice.

  486. Nimz
    May 1st, 2021 at 11:29 am

    To a friend in here:
    Happy quarter century!
    (Fellow commenter)

    `Moe’ you have many `Moe’r birthdays that are increasingly better!

  487. Nimz
    May 4th, 2021 at 11:12 pm

    On this “May the Fourth be with you”
    The haiku form I eschew
    To come and say
    “Happy Birthday!”
    On the day when it is true.

    There was an artist by the name of Firman
    Who, of the admiralty we of him did determine.
    He created Moe
    and his brother Bo
    And a jetpack hunk who is fluent in German.

    Now throwing against his brother a tantrum
    For having from Nethergatory come from,
    Moe bends rules of Scrabble
    By playing baby babble
    Of something resembling a kind of drum.

  488. Jarad
    June 9th, 2021 at 10:45 am

    Credit goes out to Nimz for keeping this comment section alive all these years later.

    Hopefully, like Friends or Will and Grace (both far less deserving forms of media) this comic strip will be resurrected and burn brightly like a powerful phoenix in a post-Covid world.

  489. DrMorganski
    October 4th, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    Thankyou Nimz my friend,
    Days are not quite so ‘Moe’rose
    With Haiku wishes!

    To rhyme with Firman:
    A feat not easily done.
    Well done with German!

    A rhyming haiku:
    Not traditional at all.
    But not unpleasant.

  490. DrMorganski
    October 6th, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    Five hundred comments
    Approach yonder horizon.
    Meaningless milestone.

    The true achievement:
    Friendship and sanctuary.
    Both provided here.

    Raise yourself a glass
    Of horrible kiwi juice
    For no good reason.

  491. DrMorganski
    November 7th, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Manna from heaven
    nourishes the heart and soul.
    Oh wait it’s water.

    Haiku about rain:
    Written on a sunny day.
    Take that, weather gods!

  492. Abraham
    April 7th, 2022 at 7:40 pm

    It is a new year
    Where have you gone, my dear friend
    DrMorganski?

  493. Haiku
    April 25th, 2022 at 7:04 pm

    Paying my taxes
    Being an adult is hard.
    But necessary.

  494. Nimz
    May 30th, 2022 at 4:32 am

    A lump of friendship
    A loose clique of commenters
    A band of bongos

  495. TerrsHertz
    June 28th, 2022 at 11:25 pm

    There is no Moe News.
    Dead or insane, an unknown.
    Mystery endures.

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