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September 4th, 2012

450 Where Did That Come From?

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  1. Carp
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:45 am

    Allow me to start
    A fresh new page of comments!
    Hurrah! Moe is back!

  2. Shakes
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:45 am

    I… I had almost given up hope… But here it is. New Moe.

    … It’s more beautiful than I’d ever imagined.

  3. Carp
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:47 am

    Seven-seventeen:
    Not a bad number for posts!
    Let’s never forget.

  4. Firman
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:49 am

    I’m so big fat sorry to everyone :C

    I still have to focus on some rap/commission stuff, but I am improving in mental health and I think that will mean good things for keeping on top of Moe too, even if it’s not daily.

    I was blown away by all the creativity in the comment dungeon below the last comic. I would like to aggregate links to the fanart and creations in a news post. I was scared to read them for a while because I thought people would be raging, but my audience amazes me again. I hate that I abused your patience.

  5. Carp
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:52 am

    Really though – no big.
    Trees more creatively ripe
    simply don’t exist.

  6. Carp
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:53 am

    And I’ll add: welcome!
    Take all the time you need, sir;
    the fanbase can wait.

  7. Carp
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:57 am

    Second addendum:
    Though patient, my excitement
    incites dribbling glee.

  8. Nimz
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:58 am

    Event horizon:
    My first serial update
    Has escaped from it!

    \o/

  9. Nimz
    September 4th, 2012 at 3:00 am

    My first reaction
    On seeing a different page:
    Girlish squeeing. EEEEEEE!

  10. Firman
    September 4th, 2012 at 3:33 am

    Ha ha, all this wait
    And there is a word missing
    In the dialogue

    But don’t seek it now
    I fixed my writing error
    With Photoshop tricks

  11. Baxarn
    September 4th, 2012 at 9:57 am

    One last little graph,
    in honour of comments past.
    Note the sharp upturn.

  12. Fren
    September 4th, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Alas, our good Admiral shall never fail us! He merely teaches us to be patient and humble, for he shall always return a bounty from his long voyages.

  13. Haiku
    September 4th, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Holy &#$@, an update!
    Haiku’s heart swells with happy-joy.
    But deep sadness, why?

  14. Haiku
    September 4th, 2012 at 10:54 am

    The fated number.
    The goaled one thousand, unreached.
    What will Firman think?

  15. Haiku
    September 4th, 2012 at 10:55 am

    And how? The tablet…
    …broken and out of use, no?
    Admiral wonders.

  16. evan
    September 4th, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Checking everyday.
    Updates, why have you left me?
    Long wait justified.

  17. Dent
    September 4th, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    At last, he returns!
    And there was much rejoicing.
    And much pee stains, too.

  18. Doramjan
    September 4th, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Wow! I almost didn’t believe it! I love the new autumn color scheme. Praise be to the Forman! The pee stains probably come from all his 12yo soccer buddies.

  19. Gelegenheitsleser
    September 4th, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I can’t express my joy. except… one moment…
    😀

  20. Palindr‘moe’
    September 4th, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Firman, I would say welcome back, but…
    This is your home.
    So better….
    Thanks for inviting us all in.

    I know too well the guilt that can build when many people are interested in a creation that you’ve made, but that you don’t have as much time for as you would like. (And the nasty cycle of “But now that it’s been so long, they will be expecting something truly grand. So I’ll have to wait until I’ve got better ideas…) I applaud you for overcoming any of that.

    Finally, by definition you can’t abuse us as an audience. You’ve freely shared something that has entertained us all. So thank you for sharing your unique talents with us! Please continue to share whatever you would like as long as you are having fun. And try to avoid any habits of thought or action that make Moe feel like an obligation.

    I really do admire your artistic style and the way you use it to express humor and wry comments on life. Thanks again for everything.

  21. Teh_Bucket
    September 4th, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Hooray! I crashed!
    Had to re-find page, new comic!
    Felt like unreality.

    Firman, Welcome home.
    We admire Admiral.
    I love what you make.

    After our comments,
    A different punchline is nice.
    No raw fish and rice.

  22. Carp
    September 4th, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    Raw fish and rice lives
    Evermore within my heart,
    And in my name: Carp!

  23. Doramjan
    September 4th, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    I for one welcome
    Raw fish and rice overlords
    Ya, this joke is dead

  24. Teh_Bucket
    September 4th, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    Now that Firman reigns,
    redundance is not needed.
    Firman holds the reins!

  25. cowboyhugbees
    September 4th, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    YES. I’ve literally been checking the site EVERY DAY for updates. You’re the best, Firman, keep it going.

  26. Haiku
    September 5th, 2012 at 1:34 am

    Never stop the raw fish and rice.

  27. Dekler
    September 5th, 2012 at 3:30 am

    Raw fish and ROCK! *guitar solo*

    Sorry for being the only one who was negative about your absence, Firman. I will follow you without question, Admiral.

    By the way, anyone else having flashbacks to when Moe sh*t the bed?

  28. Nimz
    September 5th, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Did someone say raw fish and rice?

  29. Philip
    September 5th, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    This is the happiest day of my life! My wife has our first baby, and Michael Firman writes a new comic! What could possibly be better than this?

  30. TheLawnMoer
    September 5th, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Finally I can relate to Moe!

    Minus the pee. Ew.

  31. Dent
    September 5th, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Congratulations,
    On your new baby, Philip.
    I hope it’s named Moe.

  32. Teh_Bucket
    September 5th, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Thanks to this comic,
    Philip will now introduce:
    Firman, the Godfather.

  33. Carp
    September 6th, 2012 at 1:33 am

    Child birthed unto Phil
    on the week of Moe’s return;
    Stars align, joy reigns.

  34. Carp
    September 6th, 2012 at 1:34 am

    Nimz brings smooth fan art
    Whilst breathing life to a joke
    that I won’t let go.

  35. Firman
    September 6th, 2012 at 1:44 am

    Could someone hurry up and birth another child so that I can make the next comic?

  36. Prince of Dread, but not today!
    September 6th, 2012 at 1:47 am

    Four hundred, fifty
    Grace this story’s artful fate.
    Hats off, we thank you.

    (Firman, no apologies needed. You bless others with your art; as that karma returns to you, it is well-deserved. We thank you for what you share and ask for no more. Do what you must; do what edifies you, as healing comes in art’s expression. Morever, quality trumps quantity-you’ve given us that already.)

  37. Carp
    September 6th, 2012 at 2:04 am

    Ad: Fish seeking mate
    to procreate, make children,
    and inspire comics.

  38. Carp
    September 6th, 2012 at 2:07 am

    I’ll be over by the castle-bar in my fish tank with my order of rice.

    I’m waiting, ladyfish.

  39. Nimz
    September 6th, 2012 at 3:54 am

    The ‘raw fish and rice’
    Was prepared from the last Moe –
    Firman’s own letters.

    One more confession:
    ‘Eat’ was formed from the ‘pee stains’.
    Is that TMI?

  40. Philip
    September 6th, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    So, Admiral Firman… Have you ever considered doing a Kickstarter campaign for a Moe game? I’ll program it for you.

  41. Dent
    September 6th, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    >Press space repeatedly to avoid catastrophe.
    >Just kidding your efforts just caused a much worse one.

  42. Teh_Bucket
    September 6th, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Moe takes max damage.
    Insta-survive requires food-
    >eat raw fish and rice

  43. Nimz
    September 7th, 2012 at 4:00 am

    While fishing for rice,
    The rawhide cowboy noted:
    Moe’s bed needs turning.

  44. Fren
    September 7th, 2012 at 7:46 am

    Yet moe’re reasons not to purchase used furniture from internet bulletin boards.

  45. Haiku
    September 7th, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    I second kickstarter.
    No haiku.
    Just so tired.

  46. Dent
    September 8th, 2012 at 2:15 am

    If kickstarter starts,
    I would donate two dollars.
    Maybe more, in fact!

  47. Nimz
    September 8th, 2012 at 2:57 am

    You mean that you might
    Even give two PLUS dollars
    To Moe’s kickstarter?

    Broken across lines,
    Thoughts flow poorly for haiku.
    Reference caught, though.

  48. Teh_Bucket
    September 8th, 2012 at 9:16 am

    All Bo’s college fund,
    saved by Moe: $2+
    Thank you scholarships.

  49. Haiku
    September 8th, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Bo now teaches here.
    PhD little trouble.
    Diet? Raw fish & rice.

  50. Carp
    September 8th, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    I cast lines seaward,
    passing time, waiting for Moe
    while fishing off-shore.

  51. James
    September 8th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    I came here today to bitch about there still not being a new comic.

    BUT NEVERMIND

  52. Teh_Bucket
    September 8th, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    Patience, my dear James,
    Is the skill that brings new Moe.
    complaints do not help.

  53. Carp
    September 9th, 2012 at 12:09 am

    Comings and goings
    of Moeseph resemble tides:
    Gorgeous, natural.

  54. Carp
    September 9th, 2012 at 12:17 am

    (As an aside though, I follow various webcomics; I admit to getting slightly sad when artists don’t update according to schedule for whatever reason, except for this comic. Not only is the art and dialogue constantly of high quality, the comment section community we’ve built is so great, I’m ok with waiting as long as it takes for updates to show up.

    So, I encourage those irritated to join in with a comment. If you feel like you must voice disappointment, though, at least channel that into something positive, you know? Write a haiku if you’re into that, or whatever, there’s no pressure, just throwing that out there)

  55. Teh_Bucket
    September 9th, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    sure, if i have to.
    though I don’t really want to,
    I wrote a haiku

  56. Carp
    September 10th, 2012 at 12:33 am

    Teh Bucket has earned
    my eternal, undying
    poetic respect.

  57. Carp
    September 10th, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Wake up, drink green tea,
    followed by a soft-boiled egg;
    Then sit, write haikus.

  58. Fren
    September 10th, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Haiku, or prose, or drunken limerick; post how ye wish it. Complaints, praises, recipies for lunches gone by. Pile these here, and high, to a mighty number. Just know that as the blinding light of the cursed daystar sears our retinas each day, so too shall Moe return to us. Good things come to those who will be patient and wait.

  59. Monu
    September 10th, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    Oh happy day! I don’t have the mad skills like these guys to come up with a rhyme or Haiku so fast, but glad to see you back! And not just because it means more awesome free comics.

  60. Nimz
    September 10th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Acrid smoke wafting,
    From some sick forest fire,
    Into my bedroom.

  61. Nimz
    September 10th, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Ash floating about,
    Meandering in the wind,
    Landing on my sill.

  62. Nimz
    September 10th, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    I jump and exclaim,
    “Moe! Do you know what this means!?”
    He just sinks in bed.

  63. Teh_Bucket
    September 10th, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    it smells of evil.
    What to do about the fire?
    Nimz: Battle menu!

  64. Nimz
    September 10th, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    > Retreat (no exit)
    > Rejoice (NO! Bad pyro Nimz!)
    > Relax (in Moe’s bed?)

  65. Teh_Bucket
    September 10th, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    >Nimz: summon Moe’s bed.
    Moe’s bed shrinks past horizon.
    raw fish takes damage.

  66. Nimz
    September 11th, 2012 at 4:17 am

    Rice unaffected.
    Fish slightly cooked by fires.
    Lunch salvageable.

  67. Fren
    September 11th, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Behold, a scroll of Rain Dance!

  68. Teh_Bucket
    September 11th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Be-old, some-one rain!
    From the havens to the hearths!
    (Moe sucks at reading)

  69. Fren
    September 12th, 2012 at 7:53 am

    The scroll hath failed us
    Appease fire elementals
    Offer your lighters

  70. Nimz
    September 13th, 2012 at 12:15 am

    What a horrible,
    Horrible thought – Where is Bo?
    Could Moe be ON him?

    I would not put it past Moe
    To pull off that kind of prank.
    Not too absurd of a thank
    For his fraternal hero:
    Miniature brodope, Bo.

  71. Haiku
    September 13th, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Daily update here.
    Work is tiring. Complain.
    But must keep up chin.

  72. Palindr‘moe’
    September 13th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    So sleepy today.
    A nap’s the thing I need, but—
    No sheets on the bed!

    “Here are the clean sheets,”
    My wife explains, “I’ve washed them.
    You can make the bed.”

    Quoting my hero,
    “No! Beds are for relaxing.
    They are not for chores.”

    And now I’ve just learned,
    A couch is relaxing too.
    I’ll sleep there tonight.

  73. Nimz
    September 13th, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Palindr‘moe’ is cool.
    He knows what beds are for, too.
    … And sometimes couches.

  74. Dent
    September 14th, 2012 at 12:57 am

    Of beds and couches,
    Palindr’moe’ got it correct.
    Relaxing’s the way.

  75. Doramjan
    September 14th, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Haiku rules = simple
    hard to follow exactly.
    an extra syllable?

    Seriously, I wish I had something clever or witty to say, or a cool chart to share. But unfortunately I do not. I will take the easy way out and simply say ‘raw fish and rice’.

  76. Teh_Bucket
    September 14th, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    is = pronounced as an =
    or does = not count as
    syllable, haiku

  77. Carp
    September 16th, 2012 at 1:50 am

    Brief post hiatus
    perhaps precedes post windfall?
    One can only hope.

  78. Nimz
    September 16th, 2012 at 2:06 am

    I’ll get back to you –
    This bed is for relaxing,
    Not for new comments.

  79. Teh_Bucket
    September 16th, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    Haiku: relaxing
    As Mark Twain once said to me,
    “don’t poem at work”

  80. Dent
    September 17th, 2012 at 12:21 am

    Someone should join soon –
    Naturally, be named Ku
    For bad Haiku puns.

  81. Fren
    September 17th, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Must buy a new bed
    Though I shall flip the mattress
    Hard work is my way

  82. Palindr‘moe’
    September 17th, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Avocado dreams,
    With king-sized guacamole!
    Real life is the pits.

  83. Teh_Bucket
    September 17th, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    haiku puns for Ku:
    Greetings, Ku! no… HelloKu?
    sudo-Ku, maybe?

  84. Nimz
    September 17th, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Sudo Ku reminds
    Me of that Munroe comic
    That goes something like…

    Make me a sandwich!
    No. Why not? You didn’t ask
    For raw fish and rice.

  85. Teh_Bucket
    September 17th, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    I like my women
    how I like my coffee, now,
    Make me a sandwhich.

  86. Teh_Bucket
    September 18th, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Here, have a Moeku.
    It’s just like a real haiku,
    but Moe wrote it.

  87. Haiku
    September 18th, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Moe’s haikus? Totally wrong.
    Moeku without form.
    The Admiral weeps to sleep.

  88. Dent
    September 19th, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    I like my women
    How I like raw fish and rice;
    Cold, moist and lifeless.

  89. Nimz
    September 20th, 2012 at 3:42 am

    I like my women
    The way I like my women…
    I just like women.

  90. Fren
    September 20th, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I like my women
    The way I take my coffee
    ground up and scalded

  91. Fren
    September 20th, 2012 at 7:23 am

    Black and bitter just didn’t have that magical fifth syllable, see …

  92. Nimz
    September 20th, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Ways to drink coffee:
    There are two alternatives –
    There’s raw fish and rice.

    How did that get there?
    I meant to say black or else
    Half coffee, half milk.

  93. Dent
    September 20th, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    That seems an odd slip –
    A fairly specific fault.
    Tough coffee business.

  94. Nimz
    September 21st, 2012 at 4:36 am

    It’s a strange cafe,
    But the better question is:
    Where did that come from?

  95. Haiku
    September 21st, 2012 at 6:24 am

    The cafe over there.
    It’s called “Raw Fish & Rice Cafe.”
    They also serve tea.

  96. Fren
    September 21st, 2012 at 7:12 am

    In light of the haiku-alanche, I present prose in a differing form. Ponder ye this old koan:

    Once the monks of the eastern and western Zen halls in Nansen’s temple were
    quarrelling about a cat. As he saw this, Nansen held up the cat and said,
    “You monks! If one of you can say a word, I will not slay the cat.”

    No one could answer, and thus Nansen cut the cat in two. Nansen told Joshu what had happened, and asked him for his view. Joshu thereupon took his sandals, put
    them upon his head and went away.

    Thus spake Nansen: “If you had been there, I could have spared the cat.”

  97. Haiku
    September 22nd, 2012 at 4:47 am

    I’m not very good at koan’s, but I’ll try one I was told a while back.

    A man was looking for a mystery book.
    He looked to Moe and said, “where do I find this?”
    Moe responded, “when you can drink the river in a single gulp, you will find your section.”

  98. Nimz
    September 22nd, 2012 at 5:10 am

    Idgi in twofold.
    But I guess koans do that –
    I’m stuck on logic.

  99. Haiku
    September 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 am

    Someone steal one-hundred.

  100. Ton Phanan
    September 23rd, 2012 at 4:08 am

    This is one hundred.
    Though in binary it is
    Actually four.

  101. Nimz
    September 23rd, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    A man ate his house.
    When asked about it, he said,
    “Breath is full of life.”

    ^^ My attempt at a haikoan. I… don’t really know if I’m even doing it right? It would appear this is the fifth binary comment, though.

  102. Teh_Bucket
    September 24th, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    A man wandered into a forest accompanied only by his trusting dog. He was seeking freedom from his poverty-stricken lifestyle by escaping into true independence.
    As he survived in the wild he found it intensely difficult to procure food for himself and his canine companion. After several days of almost no nourishment, he had to decide whether or not to eat his poor, trusting friend.
    In the end, he decided he would have been better off sticking with raw fish and rice.

  103. Nimz
    September 25th, 2012 at 4:38 am

    A haiku has come
    To meet a completion need.
    Not this haiku, though.

  104. Doramjan
    September 25th, 2012 at 9:26 am

    I propose the following alternate dialog for this strip, using nothing but the original letters lovingly rearranged:

    Moe, that nude ivory booger is crazy.
    You’re thriving past the neon ski zone.
    You look like the path of a devil avocado.
    Just impale the TV fortress!

    No! Beds are for Rhinoceros Tan Gel X.
    I will not flip the patient!
    I will not clean the seamstress!

  105. Teh_Bucket
    September 25th, 2012 at 10:38 am

    In honour of this strip rearranging, I concur with another dialog, and being much less creative, rearrange it in larger portions.

    I will not clean the pee stains!
    I will not flip over the mattress!

    No!

    Beds are for relaxing, not for chores.

    Just flip the mattress over,
    You look like the pit in a halved avocado.

    Moe… that groove in your bed is crazy.

    You’re sinking past the event horizon.

  106. Haiku
    September 25th, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    That’s even more impressive than a koan.
    This is a new game I must try.
    Fake haiku not meant to troll.

  107. Haiku
    September 25th, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    An extra for today. Must keep the comments on a roll.

  108. Teh_Bucket
    September 25th, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    A boy grew up listening and loving rock and roll. He ate nothing but the bread that restaurants left on tables.

    When he grew older, and his beard was as long as his hair, he began enscribing his wisdom in ketchup upon every piece of restaurant bread he came upon.

    Unfortunately, when he started writing these information thoughts on tables, chairs, plates, and waitresses, he was informed that he “Must keep the comments on a roll”

  109. Nimz
    September 26th, 2012 at 5:02 am

    The new menu came!
    Raw fish and rice replaced by…..
    Raw fish, rice, and rolls!

    It’s truly a marvel of modern convenience to have comment carriages juxtaposed with sashimi.

  110. Teh_Bucket
    September 27th, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    There once was a man
    who named his one paintbrush ‘Dan’,
    but it was a crayon.

  111. Nimz
    September 28th, 2012 at 3:03 am

    Your party of two
    Chance encounters a mattress.
    Moe takes light damage.

    (you know, ’cause he’s sinking past the event horizon… light… nevermind.)

  112. Fren
    September 28th, 2012 at 7:13 am

    A mattress draws nigh! You have been surprised! Mattress gains first attack!

    Mattress uses ‘Envelop’. Attack success, back line caster ‘Moe’ is trapped!

    MENU – PLAYER 1
    >ATTACK >DEFEND
    >SPELL >ITEM
    >SHIRK >WHINGE
    >COMPOSE HAIKU

  113. Palindr‘moe’
    September 28th, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Something tells me that Moe couldn’t get out of that bed even if he tried.

  114. Teh_Bucket
    September 29th, 2012 at 1:19 am

    Oh no, Moe can’t go!
    Will he be forever trapped?
    We’ll find out next time!

  115. Haiku
    September 30th, 2012 at 2:33 am

    I need to learn GIF
    This art is magic come true.
    But, yet, in motion.

  116. Nimz
    September 30th, 2012 at 2:41 am

    I don’t know the rules –
    Does Moe get a saving throw?
    Bet he rolls snake eyes.
    _ _
    |•| |•|
    ¯ ¯

  117. Nimz
    September 30th, 2012 at 2:42 am

    And that is formatting gone awry. Forgot the eating of spaces thing would happen. >_<

  118. Haiku
    September 30th, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    Yeah, making art via text is difficult here. Why does it eat spaces? Why does Moe hate spaces?

  119. Nimz
    October 1st, 2012 at 12:56 am

    It might be mattress.
    It has event horizon.
    It eats the spaces?

  120. Carp
    October 1st, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    I’ve been laying low
    Who the heck knows why? Not me.
    I’m still around, though.

  121. Palindr‘moe’
    October 2nd, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Carp’s been laying low.
    A dange’rous occupation,
    As he should well know.

    Experience proves:
    Laying low’s the foundation
    Of bad mattress grooves.

    With sincerity,
    I plead, “Flee gravitation’s
    Singularity!”

  122. Nimz
    October 4th, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Eleven, when squared,
    Was the post count for a day.
    Too much relaxing?

    Rectification!
    Inspiration for new posts!
    This is what we need.

    There’s something in mind
    I have for the next fan art…
    Moe turned on its side.

    We’ll see if mangas
    Can capture the Moe essence
    If I don’t give up.

  123. Firman
    October 4th, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    I got the next Moe all roughed out, it’s eight panels and features lots of old favourite characters. But I don’t know if I’ll get it done in time before I head away for the THNAKSGIVIG WEEKNED. So either really soon or pretty soon!

  124. Haiku
    October 4th, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    I want to go on a Thnaksgivig weekned….

  125. Dent
    October 5th, 2012 at 1:34 am

    Thnaksgivig;
    My favorite holiday.
    Such a merry time.

  126. Nimz
    October 5th, 2012 at 3:36 am

    Weekneds should be full
    Of jyo, hop, and thnaksgivig;
    Constantly thankful.

    We must celebrate
    This festively themed event
    With raw fish and rice.

  127. Teh_Bucket
    October 5th, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    thank Canadians.
    Now we get two thanksgivings.
    Hurray! more turkey!

  128. Doramjan
    October 5th, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Hooray! Great news! I hope the new strip will have toothabootha and cement bag head…

  129. Nimz
    October 6th, 2012 at 4:52 am

    Surely Officers Mallay and Dumpty will feature prominently in the next strip. Perhaps with a slightly smaller deadness attribute. . .

    Officer Mallay
    Along with partner, Dumpty,
    Fit ‘old favourites’.

  130. Dekler
    October 6th, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Glad to hear from you, admiral. Was beginning to worry this was becoming a moenthly webcomic.

  131. Teh_Bucket
    October 6th, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    But all 8 panels
    are nothing but them eating
    thanksgiving dinner.

  132. Doramjan
    October 6th, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    For some reason, I’m envisioning The Last Supper with Moe in the middle surrounded by Bo, Grandpa, Elliot, Heckling Clown, the sitting ducks, etc.

  133. Teh_Bucket
    October 7th, 2012 at 12:39 am

    In Firman’s honour,
    here, the aforementioned scene.
    no blasphemy meant.

    http://i.imgur.com/B4D89.jpg

  134. Haiku
    October 7th, 2012 at 1:13 am

    VIEWED.
    LIKED.
    SAVED.

  135. Haiku
    October 8th, 2012 at 3:32 am

    Moe waits as we all
    Do. Watching the Admiral seas.
    Sail home, Captain Bo.

  136. Doramjan
    October 8th, 2012 at 5:45 am

    Wow, this is like a magical wish machine! I envision something and it comes to life! OK, um, OK…. I envision myself with . . . ONE MILLION DOLLARS! *looks around* Dang, that didn’t work.

    Teh_Bucket, awesome work! I love how Grandpa is aloofly ignoring the whole scene by playing cards with someone off-scene… classic.

  137. Teh_Bucket
    October 8th, 2012 at 10:00 am

    cut/pastes Firman’s work.
    now doramjam’s wish is mine:
    my million bucks.

  138. Fren
    October 9th, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Lovely work, if slightly blasphemous. Perhaps the Almighty will smile upon it, for He has created the platypus and in so doing has demonstrated His divine sense of humor.

  139. Teh_Bucket
    October 10th, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    will not flip mattress.
    will not clean out the pee stains.
    will not do blaspheme.

  140. Nimz
    October 11th, 2012 at 2:07 am

    To do list today:
    Cook rice and feed to the fish.
    Check. Flip bed. Uncheck.

  141. Teh_Bucket
    October 11th, 2012 at 10:01 am

    found coins in the couch.
    What fortunes lie in mattress?
    too bad, won’t find out.

  142. Haiku
    October 12th, 2012 at 2:19 am

    Moe won’t move. Yet. Still.
    It is our only bed, Moe.
    I am so very tired.

  143. Nimz
    October 12th, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Still a WIP, but this is the germ of the idea I had. Still haven’t figured out what Moe responds with, but probably something along the lines of being put out for toture. Eliot is so insensitive to Moe’s needs.
    Here it is.

  144. Teh_Bucket
    October 12th, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Though it isn’t there,
    I am seeing Moe slide down.
    I guess he can’t fall.

  145. Dent
    October 12th, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    Glorious work, nimz.
    The second panel is great.
    Original, too.

  146. Nimz
    October 13th, 2012 at 5:46 am

    I know Moe’s response!
    He’s distressed at not looking
    Like raw fish and rice!

  147. Carp
    October 15th, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Bought my own tablet –
    Perhaps soon I will make art
    and be like Firman.

    (kind of)

  148. Haiku
    October 16th, 2012 at 3:09 am

    Carp, I look forward
    Your art in the distance there
    Behind Lord Firman

  149. Doramjan
    October 16th, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Is it really soon or pretty soon yet?

  150. Firman
    October 16th, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    I’ve actually decided to try to come up with something different as the next strip – the one I had going with the old characters wound up being insensitive because of something that has come up in the news. I’ll still use it, but later.

    I actually care less about the idea that it’d be insensitive and more about the idea that people would think I’m trying to comment on current events!

  151. Pokemoen
    October 17th, 2012 at 2:08 am

    One hundred and fifty one
    gotta moe them all!

  152. Nimz
    October 17th, 2012 at 2:20 am

    There’s a thing called news?
    You mean media are used
    For things not quite Moe?

    I don’t pay any attention to the news or current events, so I wouldn’t know if you were commenting on them or not unless it was blatantly pointed out. But I can see where you’re coming from. At least you’ve got a guaranteed ringer already in place for some time in the yet to come. 😀

  153. Nimz
    October 17th, 2012 at 2:26 am

    I am eager for
    Moe’s insensitiviy.
    Does that make me bad?

  154. Doramjan
    October 18th, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Awws, shoot. All I’ll be able to think about is which eventual comic Firman is talking about, and with which news event it would be considered insensitive.

    Let me practice… The current strip about the bed and the event horizon is insensitive to English Mastiff owners.. see this CNN video.

  155. Dent
    October 18th, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Firman is the best
    When it comes to politics.
    Moe for president!

  156. Haiku
    October 18th, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Politics do not
    matter in our daily Moe.
    Bo for president!

  157. Carp
    October 18th, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Comic shelved, dormant.
    Moments begging satire shall
    call it forth again.

  158. Carp
    October 20th, 2012 at 2:27 am

    Sparcity beckons;
    Haikus minimal through time
    Nestled amongst days.

  159. Carp
    October 20th, 2012 at 2:28 am

    (still got it)

  160. Doramjan
    October 21st, 2012 at 6:37 am

    We patiently wait
    Firman will not disappoint
    In his own good time

  161. Carp
    October 21st, 2012 at 10:37 am

    To flex a muscle
    is to avoid atrophy;
    Working out word skill.

  162. Doramjan
    October 21st, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    I will attempt to make 2 haikus, one with the fewest words possible, and one with the fewest letters possible.

    Animosity
    Disintermediation
    Coagulation
    (three word haiku)

    Lo, Moe is no go
    Bo, no Moe, also no go
    Go Moe! And go Bo!
    (36 letter haiku if I counted right)

    Can anyone beat that?

  163. Haiku
    October 21st, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    (I have to admit, I can’t stop loving the haiku throw-downs. How has this not infected the rest of the internet?)

  164. Nimz
    October 22nd, 2012 at 1:53 am

    Haiku mystery:
    Uninfected internet –
    How did that happen?

  165. Carp
    October 22nd, 2012 at 2:00 am

    A so-so hobo; (9)
    To go so so-so, why so? (15)
    Hobo! Obey law. (11)

    For a total of 35. Perhaps a point deduction for not being Moe-centric, but hey, I did what I could.

  166. Carp
    October 22nd, 2012 at 2:05 am

    Minimal letters
    to stretch imaginations
    beyond shapes pallid.

  167. Nimz
    October 22nd, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Dearest W, (8)
    My idea is as a (11)
    Boa on fire. (9)

    28. The use of a single letter for three syllables is a bit cheap, though. In the spirit of rectification, here is an alternate first line with same letter count:
    “I am a hobo.”

  168. Nimz
    October 22nd, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Some other good words for letter reducitation and syllable maxification:
    Io (2/2), area (3/4), cameo (3/5), alien (3/5). Apparently Iouea (4/5) is a genus of Cretaceous fossil sponges.

  169. Nimz
    October 22nd, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Let’s put some of those to immediate use, shall we?

    Io area
    Iouea cameo –
    My Moe idea.

    6+10+9 = 25
    Maybe Jetpack Hunk gets them there.

  170. Fren
    October 23rd, 2012 at 7:11 am

    I shall not haiku
    for prose is my chosen means
    to project my thoughts …

    ah crap

  171. Carp
    October 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 am

    Little does Fren know,
    haikus are omnipresent,
    there is no escape.

  172. Carp
    October 23rd, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    (cue evil laugh)

  173. Carp
    October 23rd, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Also, props to Nimz;
    May your penchant for verbal
    contortions shine on.

  174. Carp
    October 23rd, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    (cont’Moe’rtions, that is)

  175. Carp
    October 25th, 2012 at 1:38 am

    Stone-silent day spent
    Away from our screens, elsewhere;
    To where shall we stay?

  176. Fren
    October 25th, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Our vigil, maintained
    Eyes scan seaward, foggy views
    Our Admiral, lost

  177. Doramjan
    October 26th, 2012 at 9:35 am

    We’re almost up to
    a quarter of the comments
    from the last comic

    (176 / 723 = 0.2434)

  178. Nimz
    October 26th, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    I made a haiku,
    And left it here in my mind.
    Now I can’t find it.

    Maybe it will show
    Where I least expect it to.
    Should make a mind map.

  179. Haiku
    October 26th, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    A mind map? What of?
    Would it show your dreams? Or fears?
    Beware where you look.

  180. Teh_Bucket
    October 28th, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Next strip split in half,
    launched into future and past.
    Let’s try and find it!

    I think we need math.
    who knows a ‘Moe’fficient?
    I must have forgot.

    Chemistry may help.
    6×10^23
    represents one ‘Moe’le.

  181. Nimz
    October 28th, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    I believe your ‘Moe’le
    Will be found short by over
    Two hexillion.

    In terms of percent,
    That’s under point three seven,
    So I’ll let it slide.

  182. Teh_Bucket
    October 28th, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    counting syllables,
    six-times-ten-to-the-two-three
    I think that should “count”.

  183. Doramjan
    October 28th, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    WWMD? What would Moe do to prepare for a hurricane?

  184. Teh_Bucket
    October 28th, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Moe ties himself down
    to a large, heavy object.
    In this case, himself.

  185. HAIKU_GENERATOR_4000
    October 28th, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    earthworm winnow ginned
    Traceback (most recent call last):
    File “MakeHaiku.py”, line 27, in
    print(getLine(7))
    File “MakeHaiku.py”, line 8, in getLine
    idx = random.randint(0,len(words[toGet])-1)
    IndexError: list index out of range

  186. HAIKU_GENERATOR_4000
    October 28th, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    isostatic width
    unestablishable mag
    unscheming redfish

  187. Nimz
    October 29th, 2012 at 3:46 am

    Six zero two starts
    Avogadro’s phone number.
    Then, one oh two three.

    HG 4000…
    I will wait for 9000:
    Too many bugs now.

  188. Teh_Bucket
    October 29th, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    isostatic, though,
    is a strong, profound statement.
    redfish: a tribute.

  189. Teh_Bucket
    October 29th, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    embracing my roots,
    Bagpipe music full volume.
    Annoys the roomate.

  190. Nimz
    October 31st, 2012 at 2:13 am

    Equilibrium.
    Complete temporal balance.
    Entropy has won.

    The mind in chaos
    Steadily drifts to order.
    Take that, thermo-D.!

    A curt refusal,
    Negligence of social norms…
    We’ll call it a draw.

  191. Teh_Bucket
    October 31st, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Thermos! : D
    entropy for sad friend.
    terms misunderstood.

  192. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 1:50 am

    Going away soon,
    A brief overseas sojourn;
    Go on without me.

  193. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 1:51 am

    Perhaps I’ll swim free
    In waters more tropical;
    Rejuvenation

  194. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 1:51 am

    (there was meant to be a period at the end of that last word there, DANGNABBIT)

  195. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 1:54 am

    Dropped puncuation;
    How can this fish be redeemed?
    Work towards Moe praise.

  196. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 1:57 am

    The archives run deep,
    undercurrents of comments;
    sleepy river flows –

    Although the site slows,
    activity continues:
    Onwards and upwards!

    Inspiration born
    from readings of the author’s
    high hilarity.

  197. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 2:00 am

    So I rhapsodize
    and harp (poetically?) on;
    brief repose revives.

  198. Carp
    November 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 am

    Man am I hungry.
    Perhaps airborne I’ll find some
    raw fish and rice meals.

  199. Haiku
    November 3rd, 2012 at 3:13 am

    Everyone so kind.
    Won’t steal the coveted 2-0
    0. I ran out of….

  200. Teh_Bucket
    November 3rd, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Hello, 200!
    in honour of your roundness,
    Moe in Hurricane.

    http://i.imgur.com/pBru9.gif

  201. Nimz
    November 4th, 2012 at 3:15 am

    What a lovely pic
    Of a 3D Moe for the
    Bicental comment.

    Collision detect!
    Moe and bed overlapping!
    A cyclone of sleep?

  202. Nimz
    November 5th, 2012 at 12:47 am

    A bit late, but here’s a haiku on the topic of changing of clocks.

    Daylight Saving Time –
    Change the clocks twice every year:
    Spring forward, Fall back.

  203. Nimz
    November 5th, 2012 at 3:05 am

    Moe has no regard
    For the changing of the clocks:
    All times are bedtime.

  204. Teh_Bucket
    November 5th, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Computer errors-
    daylight savings came early.
    Oh, look at the time!

  205. Dent
    November 5th, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    Firman, as a Canadian, I just wanted to say I appreciate your admiration for our beloved Prime Minister. Thanks for keepin it fresh.

  206. Haiku
    November 6th, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Nov 6th has come, yo.
    Time to get voting, Americans.
    Canadians welcome.

  207. Haiku
    November 6th, 2012 at 9:52 am

    (You don’t get to vote though)

  208. Teh_Bucket
    November 6th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    It is a bit late,
    If you’re voting out of state.
    oh yeah, Halo four.

  209. Nimz
    November 7th, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Four more beers?

  210. Haiku
    November 7th, 2012 at 8:31 am

    Nimz, do you not love the Chief-Master?

  211. Teh_Bucket
    November 7th, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    I heard the outcome
    of yesterday’s election
    on The Daily Show.

    Halo is Halo.
    Hasn’t changed much since game 1.
    But it sure looks nice.

  212. Nimz
    November 7th, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    I… am not sure if you’re referring to politics or Halo. Yeah, I’m that sheltered in my ivory tower of mathematics.

    If it’s politics, I didn’t even look at the US election results until just a moment ago. I was just making a pun on the common chant for those that support incumbents. Whether the beers are celebratory or inebriatory in purpose is irrelevant to the pun I was making.

    If it’s Halo, I’ve never played any of the series, so if there is a character called Chief-Master there, I have no opinion due to lack of any relevant knowledge.

    And so I don’t stray too far out of form, I shall append this relevant haiku.

    Ivory towers
    Insulate academics
    From reality.

  213. Teh_Bucket
    November 7th, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    If there ever was a haiku with a relevant introduction, I just read it.

  214. Haiku
    November 9th, 2012 at 2:17 am

    Anyone tried Halo yet?
    Not a Haiku.
    Just a Moe’ku, in three parts.

  215. Teh_Bucket
    November 9th, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    Roommate got the 4.
    Haven’t played it myself, though,
    cuz of the bagpipes.

  216. Omi
    November 11th, 2012 at 3:21 am

    i have finally returned after almost a year of not having a functioning computer. and i find moe has had a metaphorical orgy of updating. this is most good. although this latest one dates back a bit i am still in a righteous mood about the whole thing. also good to see haiku still doing his haiku thing along with mr carp. i haven’t been here since the late great superduck and gregory power combo of 2010 and 11. those boys were something special. anyway here i am getting all old and sentimental an’ such, forgive this old fool for caring too much :’)

  217. Carp
    November 11th, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    Back from vacation
    In time to hail the return
    Of Omi! Whaddup!

  218. Carp
    November 11th, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    The Moe’kus, constant.
    Infinite fractal spirals
    of poems abound.

  219. Omi
    November 12th, 2012 at 6:39 am

    nothing much my boy,
    just chillin, killin, and such
    boring haiku go!!

  220. Erika
    November 13th, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Like the pit in a halved avocado… such a perfect description.

  221. Fren
    November 14th, 2012 at 8:26 am

    Pee stains still extant
    Mattress flipping, not a thing
    Static Moe, breathless.

  222. Fren
    November 14th, 2012 at 8:27 am

    And welcome back, Omi! Nice to see an old face about.

  223. Nimz
    November 14th, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Fren, does that mean Moe has finally found the love interest that takes his breath away? Who knew it would be as simple as a finding the right matress!

  224. Fren
    November 15th, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Nimz, as always, the key to love and mattresses is simply size. Though many and more go for the queen sized bed, trust in me on this: a full is big enough to share, yet small enough that sharing is fun.

    But, as goes, Moe shall never find love so long as he’s displaying urine stains upon his mattress.

  225. Nimz
    November 17th, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    I can sympathise –
    Moe doesn’t have the stomach
    To face the new day.

    Except, the day isn’t all that new anymore.

  226. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:28 am

    Waking up, tricky –
    Especially when the bed
    holds with iron hands.

  227. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:30 am

    Boredom in excess
    prevents movement and hygiene;
    Dang! I can relate.

  228. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:32 am

    Late nights, faint odours,
    Sleeping white mass, lack of vim;
    Thus lies our hero.

  229. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:33 am

    Now too will I sleep
    My bed inviting, cozy;
    The deep pit beckons.

  230. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:34 am

    (perhaps that first line could have used a punctuation mark at its end, whatever, this is poetry, not an op-ed for the NYT)

  231. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:35 am

    (anyways, good night y’all)

  232. Carp
    November 18th, 2012 at 3:38 am

    Wonder what Moe plays
    before decamping to bed;
    I favour Eno.

  233. Carp
    November 20th, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Haikus gather dust
    in a pile slowly swelling;
    Where have you all gone?

  234. Nimz
    November 20th, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Important exams:
    Studying subverts from Five,
    Seven, Five writing.

  235. Nimz
    November 20th, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Topology soon.
    If I fail topology,
    I’ll need a new job.

    So yeah, just a little bit o’ stress going into December. Kinda wish I could get by with the habits Moe displays in this comic.

  236. Dent
    November 21st, 2012 at 1:45 am

    Exams are for wimps.
    I don’t need to study yet!
    Delusion is great.

  237. Omi
    November 21st, 2012 at 4:04 am

    stress fades to nothing after a week of living on nothing but coco pops, scotch, and beef jerky. i am suffering from malnutrition and awesomeness

  238. Doramjan
    November 21st, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Omi, perhaps awesomeness is suffering from you?

  239. Omi
    November 23rd, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Omi causes no adjective to suffer. i resent all implications, good, bad or otherwise. i think i need vegetables and some water. help

  240. Doramjan
    November 23rd, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Omi, I am obliged to point out that “awesomeness” is not an adjective, but a noun. I hope you weren’t studying for an English test! 😉

  241. Doramjan
    November 23rd, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Does anyone want to start a Kickstarter project to get Firman to post the next comic?

  242. Nimz
    November 23rd, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Awesomeness, the noun,
    Suffered from overdosing
    On its own awesome.

    The kickstarter plan
    Has one fatal flaw to it:
    It lacks a ‘Moe’ pun.

  243. Omi
    November 23rd, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    ah so it is, my mistake. i find patience and other peoples haikus to be the best way to get sir firman posting comics again. but out of curiosity how would the moe-pun-less kickstarter project work

  244. Haiku
    November 26th, 2012 at 4:22 am

    Thank you, Brothers, for keeping the faith.

  245. Doramjan
    November 28th, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    A Moe kickstarter
    Would basically be a bribe
    for the Admiral

  246. Haiku
    November 28th, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    The Admiral is
    a man incapable of
    most basic bribery

  247. Haiku
    November 28th, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    (Trust me, I’ve tried)

  248. Haiku
    November 29th, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    (Oh, my god, how I’ve tried)

  249. Nimz
    November 29th, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    What’s going on?

  250. Haiku
    November 30th, 2012 at 3:49 am

    (I’ve try all the time)

  251. Haiku
    November 30th, 2012 at 3:49 am

    (In this institution…)

  252. Nimz
    November 30th, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    I see. (And I pray)
    We’re doing “What’s Up” now. (Oh
    My god, do I pray…)

  253. Nimz
    December 2nd, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Bedflip petition:
    (I pray every single day
    For revolution)

  254. Firman
    December 2nd, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Thank you everyone for staying tuned! And Doramjan for his bribery support ( I still owe him something fantastic )

    I’m not going to say any excuses! I’m just going to get back into a Moe routine, but not as frequent as the beginning of 2012. We’ll see how I manage!

    Let’s arrange a firm date, even though mid-December to the new year will spell trouble for a schedule. New Moe strip by December 4th, or else everyone has to post mean haikus about me.

  255. Mark
    December 2nd, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    A new Firman post!
    Only three months between Moes.
    A deadline is set.

  256. Haiku
    December 3rd, 2012 at 4:07 am

    (So all we had to was start singing? I would have started singing a long time ago!)

  257. Nimz
    December 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    “Hold the phone!” “What’s wrong?”
    “It won’t send or receive calls!”
    We have … a dead line. 8)

    I’ll be back at morrow, hopefully a bit wittier.

  258. Teh_Bucket
    December 3rd, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    December 4th is
    Almost a line of haiku;
    and a line of dead.

  259. Doramjan
    December 3rd, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Manna from on high!
    News of new comic trickles
    out. Or does it ooze?

  260. Doramjan
    December 3rd, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Let’s take this moment
    to update the Moe Wiki.
    Poo poop oop poo-oops.

    http://moecomic.wikia.com

  261. Nimz
    December 4th, 2012 at 12:07 am

    A new day begins.
    I find myself unable
    To hate on Firman.

    Do I lack mean genes?
    If writing not-mean things counts,
    The answer is No.

  262. Haiku
    December 4th, 2012 at 1:25 am

    Nimz, fear not, Sir.
    The Admiral has time yet.
    December 4th, full.

  263. Firman
    December 4th, 2012 at 2:57 am

    Yeah unfortunately it looks like it’s going to take the 4th to make it, since the 3rd has unexpectedly been a bust. I’m so rusty, I just hope I don’t end up with something entirely lacklustre. 2AM – I need to go sleep!

  264. Nimz
    December 4th, 2012 at 5:54 am

    Iron oxide foe:
    Adversary Moe will face?
    Ruddy and willing.

  265. Firman
    December 4th, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Man, I’m starting to feel incapable of making things :C
    When is this lull going to end?
    This remains my best idea so far, but still seems kind of dark for the official archives, I don’t know: http://www.firmanproductions.com/latrine/abandmoened.gif

  266. Palindr‘moe’
    December 4th, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    With Firman’s sketch,
    The lull is terminated
    Without prejudice.

    Seriously, Admiral Firman, whether or not you decide to do anything
    more with that sketch or include it in the archives, I am so glad you
    shared it. I really can’t recall having ever laughed so much at any
    other comic you’ve written. This one is truly brilliant and one of your
    best in my opinion.

    If this reflects the state of nearly-rejected ideas, please keep sharing!

  267. Palindr‘moe’
    December 4th, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Unchanging comic
    Rewards repeated viewings
    With laughter anew.

    I can’t help it. The final punchline panel should have lost its punch for me
    by now, since, having read it over and over, I know the ending. But I still
    laugh out loud every time I look at it. Comedy genius.

  268. Nimz
    December 4th, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    Status: Engaging
    Hostile Judgment mode. Not found:
    Mode set to Tasty.

    I am the candy gun. It is me. xD

  269. Carp
    December 5th, 2012 at 2:59 am

    No comic arrives,
    Yet I find myself sated;
    best back catalogue.

  270. Carp
    December 5th, 2012 at 3:01 am

    Short advice: don’t push!
    Practice, get into a groove,
    Post when satisfied.

  271. Officer Mallay
    December 5th, 2012 at 9:15 am

    “Get into a groove”?
    Of the Event-Horizon-
    Swallowing-Bed type?

  272. Fren
    December 5th, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Oh Admiral, you need not worry yourself. No matter what form Moe takes, we have always enjoyed it. To quote you from earlier this year:

    Firman
    March 7th, 2012 at 9:05 am
    What if I just end up having a terrible month this year? Like all of June, the punchlines are about how much Moe hates Mondays & how much he wants some coffee. Can you forgive me? Will you forgive me?!
    Please don’t leave me.
    I can’t face Mondays alone.

    Face your fears, Admiral! You aren’t alone. We’re all in this together.

  273. Fren
    December 5th, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Alright, yes, I shall grant you, the remainder of us merely consume the content you provide. However, I think it of note that we’re all very sweet, kind, supportive and decent folk that never, ever chide you about anything. So, really, just throw down how you’d like. Schedule or no!

  274. Nimz
    December 5th, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Some orange residue
    Delays Moe leaving his bed.
    Rust? or Moe’s pee stains?

  275. Doramjan
    December 5th, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    ewwww, orange pee? eeeewwww
    Not touching *THAT* bed again.
    Liver condition?

  276. Nimz
    December 5th, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    The pee need not be
    As deep a colour, you see,
    As the stains, indeed.

    Also, orange urine would not be as bad as reddish brown urine. o_o

  277. Haiku
    December 5th, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Pee of some colors?
    Find a doctor, here or sea.
    Wait. Better not here.

  278. Nimz
    December 6th, 2012 at 1:42 am

    Proud of his rainbow,
    urine-stained in his bedsheets,
    Moe refuses chores.

    I don’t even want to know how he gets the blue or violet. (O-O)

  279. Haiku
    December 6th, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Food coloring, yes?
    Or maybe he eats lead paint?
    So many choices.

  280. Nimz
    December 6th, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Food colouring would be more natural, but I am not sold on its efficacy, unless applied rather late in the *ahem* process. Also,

    The lead paint option
    Sounds much more in character
    Than use of food dyes.

  281. Freeform
    December 8th, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    One wonders whether Mister Moe
    has ever considered becoming
    a practitioner of Zen philosophy.
    Back-of-the-envelope calculations suggest
    this would be instant comedy gold.

  282. Haiku
    December 9th, 2012 at 3:26 am

    I think Moe, like most things in his life, would get it wrong.

  283. Haiku
    December 9th, 2012 at 3:26 am

    But suddenly, I realize, -can- someone get zen wrong? Or is that the true zen?

  284. Nimz
    December 9th, 2012 at 10:10 am

    One could also say
    Moe achieved his zazen state
    When he went 3D.

    He even had some koans preceding his 3D fan art. It all makes so much sense! At least, to this mind that is still bound up in rational thought…

  285. Nimz
    December 9th, 2012 at 11:10 am

    A Moe comic on the cutting room floor
    Leaves fans patiently waiting for more.
    For though Firman’s rusty,
    In time we trust he
    Will find his groove for Moe comics galore.

  286. Haiku
    December 10th, 2012 at 4:10 am

    I really want to see more of the 3D art. Angry Moe was hilarious.

  287. Teh_Bucket
    December 11th, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    New Moe! Moe Anew!
    Sure, it’s “just” a sketch, but hey,

    it still made me laugh!

  288. Teh_Bucket
    December 11th, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    More 3D then? well,
    Just like Moe, I have finals.
    It frustrates us both.

    http://i.imgur.com/grKt8.gif

  289. Doramjan
    December 14th, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    We crossed the threshold.
    One Hundred days since new Moe.
    Can’t wait hundred more…

  290. Haiku
    December 17th, 2012 at 3:05 am

    Can always wait one hundred hundred less.

  291. Doramjan
    December 17th, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Comments in a lull
    Conversation spurs new Moe.
    Ummmm, raw fish and rice?

    http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1531/moecomments.png

  292. Doramjan
    December 17th, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    And here’s a word cloud
    Showing all the comment text
    Since September 4th

    http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5914/moewordcloud.png

  293. Doramjan
    December 17th, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    MOE in hex equals 4D4F45
    4D4F45 as a color equals http://www.colorhexa.com/4d4f45.png

    And that color would actually fit surprisingly well in the current web page color scheme!

  294. Nimz
    December 18th, 2012 at 5:27 am

    Doramjan, the graphs and charts are beautiful, as always. The comment count tracker graph looks rather like a sideways parabola, or a square root function. Perhaps a regression curve could be drawn to extrapolate.

    How did I get so big in the word cloud? I guess I could reread some of the comments from the start…

    … okay, I’m back. And I found out the real reason Moe hasn’t updated yet, and why the good Admiral Firman is having artist’s block. There hasn’t been another child born since the week of Moe #450. Experts are baffled at the global population actually declining over the past three months.

    I suspect any three letters when converted to hex, and the hex code converted to colour would tend to be dark greyish. This does not negate the fact that <color=MOE> would fit nicely with the current web page colour scheme.

    Doramjan breathes life
    Into the stagnant comments
    With cool graphs and charts.

  295. Haiku
    December 18th, 2012 at 5:36 am

    That’s a big Moe.

  296. Doramjan
    December 18th, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Nimz, you’re absolutely right that pretty much all the ASCII values for words would make about the same shades of dark gray, but not all names translate to the exact length hex value for a color :) Moe is only 3 letters so it works great!

    But there are differences! For example, NIM->hex->color looks like this:
    http://www.colorhexa.com/4e494d.png
    which is grayer than the greenish color of Moe->hex->color:
    http://www.colorhexa.com/4d4f45.png

  297. Haiku
    December 18th, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    And the color of Moe is dark grey, like his heart.

  298. Haiku
    December 19th, 2012 at 5:58 am

    I feel like there were more posts inbetween these. Did I miss something? Were they somehow deleted?

  299. Nimz
    December 20th, 2012 at 5:41 am

    I don’t recall seeing any posts that got eaten up. Maybe it was a dream? Speaking of dreams, a haiku happened in an IRC channel I visit that could be tangentially relevant here, too, so I’ll say it again:

    Life is but a dream.
    For some it is lucid dreams.
    Others have nightmares.

  300. Doramjan
    December 20th, 2012 at 6:29 am

    who would make a better Santa Clause: Grandpa, Jetpack Hunk, or Eliot? discuss.

  301. Doramjan
    December 20th, 2012 at 8:47 am

    d’oh.. no E in Claus

  302. Haiku
    December 21st, 2012 at 4:45 am

    Grandpa would make the best Santa Clause.

    Jetpack Hunk would be best Santa Clause.

    But what would poor Moe be? He’s no grinch, but nor is he a reindeer. He needs a role.

  303. Nimz
    December 21st, 2012 at 4:53 am

    Moe would fill the role of the lump of coal in the stocking?
    …
    Ummmn, is it too late to get on Santa’s bad list if that’s the case?

  304. Fren
    December 21st, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Stand your ground, lads. Scan the foggy shores, for the times nears. Saint Admiral Firman shall come and launch new comics down the exhaust ports of our dwellings. He shall! HE IS REAL DAMN IT.

  305. Palindr‘moe’
    December 21st, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Yes, DORAMJAN, there is an Admiral Firman. He exists as certainly as wordplay and multi-layered artwork and sarcasm exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Admiral Firman. It would be as dreary as if there were no INTERNETS. There would be no childlike exclamations of POO! then, no haikus, no comments to make tolerable the inevitable waiting between comics. We should have no enjoyment in either point or click. The eternal light with which Moe fills the world would be extinguished.

  306. Haiku
    December 23rd, 2012 at 2:33 am

    Speak not of such things, Palindr’moe.’ Let us never give up hope. The apocalypse has come and gone but the seas are still waving. So does the Admiral still sail and we must wait until the winds of change bring him back to us.

  307. Haiku
    December 23rd, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    This end of the world is so dull.

  308. Fren
    December 24th, 2012 at 8:29 am

    A joyous Crimbo’s Eve to you all. Keep the light burning and your eyes turned seaward!

  309. campbell
    December 24th, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    no Christmas for MOE this year, must have been a bad MOE

  310. Firman
    December 24th, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Merry season’s days, folks!

    Which I don’t say to be secular, but because I like phrasing things in silly new ways. I am out on the family gathering tour with only my laptop, but I am hoping I can still make a strip if I could just end this damn creative block!

  311. Haiku
    December 25th, 2012 at 12:19 am

    We had it all wrong! The Admiral is not lost at sea but, in fact, beached! We must bombard him with the rain of new ideas – leave nothing out – so a tide of bad humor and good fortune may wash him back to our tiny island!

  312. Doramjan
    December 25th, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Bo, Bo, Bo! Moe’rry Christmas!

  313. Haiku
    December 25th, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Moe’rry Christmas!

  314. Nimz
    December 25th, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    poo Christmas oop poo!
    Merry season’s days oop oop!
    opo Glad tidings!

  315. Nimz
    December 26th, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    I can’t believe it.
    I forgot ‘raw fish and rice’
    Until Boxing Day.

    My haiku last night could have been that much more epic. * sigh *

  316. Doramjan
    December 26th, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Nimz, I think your futile and inept struggle for epicness is PERFECTLY suited for Moe :) I consider an artfully crafted tribute to all that is Moe.

  317. Doramjan
    December 26th, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    (I of course use “futile and inept struggle” in its kindest and most complimentary meaning)

  318. Haiku
    December 27th, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    This is the Christmas season, so we’re all more than a little tired. Who else got snow? Snow in droves? Snow whiter than Moe?

  319. Haiku
    December 29th, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    What did Moe ever do for work? As in, how does Moe earn money? Thoughts?

  320. Nimz
    December 29th, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Moe worked at Best Pie,
    But then he stopped working there.
    Then he went to jail.

    Upon his release,
    Moe just lazes in his bed
    With raw fish and rice.

  321. Nimz
    January 1st, 2013 at 6:53 am

    Have a blessed New Year, every’Moe’dy!

    Twenty-thirteen starts.
    Raw fish and rice in our mouths,*
    Hope reigns eternal.

    *as in saying ‘raw fish and rice’ frequently. Actually eating rf&r is also permissable.

  322. Caladhiel
    January 2nd, 2013 at 1:10 am

    Hey guys! Randomly joining!

    Happy New Year, all!

    Firman: you underestimate just how much I’m loving these German jokes. I’ve been teaching myself the language for about six months now! Sie ist meine Lieblings-Sprache!

    Seriously, though, let’s have conversations in German. Please?

  323. Svetlana
    January 2nd, 2013 at 1:13 am

    It’s Caladhiel again, but this is my Russian prostitute name.

    So guys help me out here: should I be Caladhiel, Elf-Queen of Green/Mirkwood, or should I be Svetlana, Russian prostitute/Ivan Drago’s girlfriend?

  324. Doramjan
    January 2nd, 2013 at 6:54 am

    тебя лучше назвать Светланой :)

  325. Fren
    January 2nd, 2013 at 8:46 am

    Doramjan … are you trying to tell me that I scored a Tetris?

  326. Omi
    January 2nd, 2013 at 11:26 am

    be caladlana the elf prostitute of Mirkingrad. in other news, i hope everyone had a joyous season of celebration, and i wish lord firman all the best in crush the ruinous forces of creative block.

  327. Nimz
    January 3rd, 2013 at 6:01 am

    So… Admiral Firman needs to score a creative Tetris?

  328. Doramjan
    January 3rd, 2013 at 7:46 am

    Fren, in soviet russia, TETЯIS scores you!!

  329. Fren
    January 3rd, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Yes, I think this shall work as an allegory. The tetrads are the mental detritus of our dear Admiral’s block. We must work to clear them away, line by line, so that the spice may flow once again.

    Derp, just mixed metaphors. In an allegory. Not gonna be the best year, is it?

  330. Haiku
    January 3rd, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Or it’s going to be an amazing year! Who says we can’t mix metaphors. Where else can a five year old who only says “poo” become an astronaut and meet Jet Hunk, a rocket powered explorer of space? And this is not including the Moe family, the tooth brush psychopath-girlfriend, and – well – Moe himself.

  331. Fren
    January 4th, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Truly, this is madness. Dogs and cats living together. Haiku wrote in prose! Oh no!

  332. Haiku
    January 5th, 2013 at 12:46 am

    Shame, it injures me.
    Fren, a friend to all, Fren is.
    Repair! Lost honor…

  333. Calalana, Elf Prostitute of Mirkingrad
    January 6th, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Spasibo, Doramjan ^^ All I could figure out was “you” and “Svetlana”, I really don’t know a lot. I do have the alphabet memorized though 😀

    Omi, good idea.

    Firman, gutes Glueck mit die naechtse Comic! Ich kann nicht warten! Ich liebe dich und deine Fangemeide, dass ich bin ein Teil von sie :) Es tut mir Leid wenn dies ist schlecht, ich habe grammatik Probleme auf Deutsch ^^;

  334. Caladlana, Elf Prostitute of Mirkingrad
    January 6th, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Whoops just noticed error in my name. I’m the queen of double-posting, apparently -_-

  335. Fren
    January 7th, 2013 at 8:42 am

    Since our dear Admiral has a block that no amount of rum may flush, I submit that we begin posting ideas for a new story arc. Perhaps one of our thoughts may serve to eliminate the log which jams his creative river. Firman needs a writing team! Perhaps we may yet serve.

  336. Nimz
    January 7th, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    New Fir`Moe’n comic:
    Moe saves an author insert
    <strikethrough>With raw fish and rice</strikethrough>
    <strikethrough>From Firman Subfusc</strikethrough>
    From raw fish and rice.

  337. omi
    January 8th, 2013 at 10:50 am

    we should do a tandem story write-up like those things where each person adds a line and it goes to all sorts of wacky and zany places or as is more common, butts and the like.

    ill kick us off as i have very little else to do at 1:50 in the morning.

    moe stared off into the sunset, his bald head glinting majestically in the sun…

  338. omi
    January 8th, 2013 at 10:57 am

    also if i don’t return to add to or finish this story then my house has been engulfed by the fires that are turning my country into the fire nation. it has been a pleasure to serve aboard this comicship under the command of the great firman. a poignant moment of reverence for the brave posters we have lost over time: Kanye, Gregory, superduck, superduck’s ghost, carp, and countless others who i have shame fully forgotten. and a heartfelt salute to those whom continue this proud tradition, you do all those who came before you proud. Omi signing off to start packing for evacuation out of the danger zone. later homeboys.

  339. Connors
    January 8th, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    …and said to himself “ow god my eyes hurt”…

  340. Haiku
    January 8th, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    ….one of Moe’s roommates said, “Moe! You’ve got to get out of here! That’s Australia going up in flames – not the sun!”…

  341. Haiku
    January 8th, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    (Be safe, Omi. Be safe and return)

  342. Ton Phanan
    January 9th, 2013 at 5:21 am

    … Just after Moe’s roommate had spoken a mighty koala, imbued with the power of flames, rose over the horizon …

    Best of luck Omi. I don’t think I’ll have to evacuate, unless it’s 2003 all over again.

  343. Nimz
    January 9th, 2013 at 6:50 am

    … Or so they thought, until it became obvious it was really a drop bear…

    Stay safe from those fires.
    And of course those drop bears, too.
    And other critters.

  344. Haiku
    January 9th, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    …the drop bear gets the drop on Moe, who is engulfed in flame and fur…

  345. Haiku
    January 10th, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    …hilarity ensues while everyone tries to beat the burning drop bear out without regard for Moe…

  346. Omi
    January 11th, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    …moe ends up resembling the drop as a result of the beating which leads to extra hilarity as everyone starts beating the burning drop bear and drop moe out…

    also i am back, the fire was a great big let down for me as the only property damage i suffered was shattering my laptop screen to hell in my haste to pack.

  347. Haiku
    January 12th, 2013 at 2:25 am

    Crushing disappointment belongs here with Moe.

  348. Haiku
    January 14th, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    New comic!

    Moe is walking in the park when he bends over to pick up a flower…

  349. dekler
    January 15th, 2013 at 7:19 am

    My punchline: He eats the flower. Someone asks him why he did that, he says “To check for poisorrrghhlglglhglllgghghgl”

  350. Haiku
    January 15th, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Heh heh heh!

  351. Haiku
    January 15th, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    *foam foam foam*

  352. Haiku
    January 18th, 2013 at 4:14 am

    New comic.

    Moe is sitting down, listening to music on his new BOSE headphones.

  353. Doramjan
    January 18th, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    reminiscing about girlfriends past (and not necessarily about *HOW* they passed)

  354. Nimz
    January 18th, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    He absent-mindedly wanders into an archery store and is soon surrounded by BOWS.

  355. dekler
    January 20th, 2013 at 8:15 am

    … which are wielded by ARCHERY STORE AMAZONS!
    The Amazons tell Moe to get down on his knees while making hand gestures.
    Moe just stands and looks while still wearing his headphones.
    Moe shrugs and says “what?”

  356. Carp
    January 21st, 2013 at 1:23 am

    still hangin around
    still slingin haikus about
    been really busy

  357. Carp
    January 21st, 2013 at 1:24 am

    (ohohohoho, i bet you all thought i stopped posting, which is understandable, but i’ve been doing some Big Life Things and haven’t been able to post with my usual zealous regularity. this may or may not change soon? at any rate, i’m not abandoning the site and i’m certainly not abandoning Moe by any means)

  358. dekler
    January 21st, 2013 at 9:08 am

    Don’t worry too much about it, come and join our silly comic text collaborations.

  359. Nimz
    January 21st, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    With their knee gestures,
    Moe mistakes the AMAZONS
    For Skyrim people.

    … yes, I went there.

  360. Haiku
    January 22nd, 2013 at 1:21 am

    Moe asks them what they were doing before they took the arrow – and never finishes the joke after being shot in the knee. Twice.

  361. Haiku
    January 22nd, 2013 at 1:21 am

    Twice.

  362. Nimz
    January 22nd, 2013 at 5:12 am

    Twice in either knee.
    Moe, sent to the hospital, …
    …
    …
    … Finds new love int’rest?

  363. Haiku
    January 22nd, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Moe looks on the bright side, looks forward to hospital jello, when suddenly…a vistor?

  364. Haiku
    January 22nd, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    (Agh, someone break my kneecaps for that one)

  365. Nimz
    January 22nd, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    The ARCHERY STORE AMAZONS still have plenty of arrows…

  366. Nimz
    January 22nd, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    Oh, hey Moe. Fancy meeting you here. In the hospital. With suspiciously similar injuries.

  367. Haiku
    January 24th, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Moe looks blankly at Nimz. “Do I know you?”

  368. Caladlana, Elf Prostitute of Mirkingrad
    January 26th, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    *comes into the room* Hello, I’m your doctor. May I ask what you’re here for? Oh, if you’re wondering why you can’t feel your legs, that just means the Novocain kicked in, so don’t worry. We administered it directly to the breakage sites!

  369. Dent
    January 28th, 2013 at 1:46 am

    Moe has injuries
    Far too terrible to heal.
    (Organs are missing)

  370. Haiku
    January 30th, 2013 at 6:02 am

    Organs are missing?
    Caladlana is the suspect.
    Quickly! Restrain her!

  371. Fren
    February 1st, 2013 at 9:04 am

    (See … I think it would have been in a Firmanesque sense of humor to indicate that Moe had no legs due to him being listed on his ID as a leg donor. But eh, it’s not my story!)

  372. Omi
    February 1st, 2013 at 11:13 am

    my dear fren it is everyones story at the moment. treat it like the wanton hussy it is and take it round the block. this story is the filler crack whore whilst we wait for lord firman to bring us the properly illustrated and hilarious genuine high class escort that is moe

  373. Nimz
    February 2nd, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    “… No, you don’t understand, Doc Cal, I’m a piano donor, not an organ donor. … Yes, you can have the tuning fork, Hey! That’s a wishbone, not a tuning fork!”

    My confidence in the competence of doctors in this realm has actually gone up due to this encounter.

  374. Haiku
    February 4th, 2013 at 3:31 am

    (Heh heh heh, I’m totally going to steal that piano-organ joke)

  375. Doramjan
    February 5th, 2013 at 10:21 am

    Pian’Moe or Moe’rgan?

  376. Haiku
    February 5th, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    And is he part of a CM’oe?

  377. Haiku
    February 7th, 2013 at 4:39 am

    Though we may grow tired, we must never stop Moeing.

  378. Nimz
    February 7th, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Health care or health scare?
    Doc has a knockout technique –
    I’m out seven teeth!

    (At least I was rendered unconscious for the duration of the knee amputation surgery. I’m not sure how they managed to remove my knees and leave my legs and feet attached to the rest of my body…)

  379. Haiku
    February 8th, 2013 at 3:16 am

    But that doesn’t explain the teeth!

  380. Nimz
    February 8th, 2013 at 6:25 am

    My goodness, you’re right!
    The only explanation:
    My teeth are knees now.

  381. Haiku
    February 10th, 2013 at 2:49 am

    Nimz, I am afraid you’re taking too much medication.

  382. Erika Hammerschmidt
    February 10th, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    How many atoms in a guaca-mole?
    Avocado’s number.

  383. Nimz
    February 11th, 2013 at 2:52 am

    Haiku, they only gave me the Schedule II stuff. Imagine how much more interesting this would have been if they bumped me all the way up to Schedule V! Oh, and by ‘they’ I mean Them! Somehow I got transported to a hospital where all the doctors and all the other patients are giant ants. But they’re pretty friendly, so it’s all good. You can tell the President he can stop sending fighter jets to ‘rescue’ me.

  384. Fren
    February 11th, 2013 at 9:06 am

    Hark! This mattress be
    unflippable! Moe shall ne’er
    never allow it.

  385. Nimz
    February 12th, 2013 at 5:46 am

    Careful with your speech!
    ‘Unsinkable Titanic’
    is what they all said.

    And then they were all dumbfounded when Moe’s matress hit an iceberg…

  386. Palindr‘moe’
    February 15th, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    Has it been five months?
    Eliot’s words still ring true:
    “Moe, STOP! SEE PEE SPOTS”.

  387. Haiku
    February 16th, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Moe stews in his own.
    What ripe cocktail doth he make?
    A drink none partake.

  388. Nimz
    February 16th, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    You make everything groovy,
    Moe. Just one look at your bed
    Is proof of that point.

    It proves some other things, too, but let’s not examine those things too closely lest our olfactory senses become overwhelmed.

  389. Nimz
    February 18th, 2013 at 12:10 am

    How did I think 7-7-5 was 5-7-5?

    A slight to the form.
    My deepest apologies
    For rhythmic error.

  390. Doramjan
    February 18th, 2013 at 11:53 am

    This mattress comic reminds me of another Moe comic… http://www.firmanproductions.com/?p=530

  391. Fren
    February 19th, 2013 at 8:59 am

    Such a show of bladder control! To top off a small wine glass, pinch off and hold the remainder is truly a show of remarkable tenacity. You keep at ’em, Moe.

  392. Haiku
    February 19th, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Ah, Doramjan, yes. Classic Moe response. Why move when you don’t have to?

  393. Doramjan
    February 20th, 2013 at 10:47 am

    A slow comment stream
    Has the Admiral vanished?
    We patiently wait

  394. Doramjan
    February 20th, 2013 at 10:49 am

    NO JOKE, I went to the haiku generator at http://www.generatorland.com/glgenerator.aspx?id=113 and it made the following (eerily appropriate for this comic) haiku:

    messages under
    darting salmon on stained sheets
    mocking bird for love

  395. Doramjan
    February 20th, 2013 at 10:50 am

    I shall leave its interp’Moetation to the wisdom of the crowd

  396. Nimz
    February 20th, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    Wow. That is eerily appropriate. That may also be the explanation for Moe’s failed attempts at love – he’s only had human love interests instead of mocking birds.

  397. Omi
    February 21st, 2013 at 7:43 am

    the comments have dried
    all gone is the great word rush
    lord firman is still

  398. Fren
    February 22nd, 2013 at 8:58 am

    Yet we merry few
    We band of brothers remain
    On Saint Crispin’s Day.

    Crud, I’m late again, it’s February. Well, it’s the thought that counts, right?

  399. Omi
    February 22nd, 2013 at 11:13 am

    godbless henry the fifth.

  400. Carp
    February 22nd, 2013 at 11:41 am

    much-delayed haiku
    swoops in for post four hundred;
    moe is eternal.

  401. Haiku
    February 23rd, 2013 at 3:55 am

    Fren, it is always
    Always always, in always,
    the thought that counts here.

  402. Firman
    February 23rd, 2013 at 9:37 am

    I’m going to bounce back. I’ll figure out a way. It’s been months since I’ve even drawn anything which is shameful, but also means the artistic urge is getting backed up. You folks have been unnaturally patient and forgiving and that demands some kind of rewarding payoff.

  403. Doramjan
    February 23rd, 2013 at 11:16 am

    Firman, we are pulling for you! Keep your stick on the ice

  404. Nimz
    February 25th, 2013 at 7:24 am

    This haiku not found.
    In this non-existent post,
    There is no comment.

    (If no one else is going to nab 404…)

  405. Omi
    February 25th, 2013 at 9:25 am

    oh shit im glad you got it nimz, i probably would have wasted it. and the lord returns. much like pavlov’s dog we shall wait for the picture drawings

  406. Silent Fan
    February 25th, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    Just wanted to let you know that although I’ve never posted I’ve been following Moe for years, and you always do great work admiral. I’m sure I’m not the only one fondly F5’ing from the shadows.

  407. Fren
    February 26th, 2013 at 9:15 am

    We shall mill about the site
    and patiently wait.
    Moe shall return soon.

  408. Palindr‘moe’
    February 26th, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    Artistic urges
    Have been backing up for months.
    I’d feel an urge too.

    Moe’s still in his bed—
    Things are starting to back up.
    I’d feel an urge too.

    Best of luck, Firman!
    We’ll be pleased with what comes out
    Whenever it comes.

  409. Officer Mallay
    February 28th, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    When haikus fail, what will bring news of Moe?
    When after months of wait there’s still no show,
    What else can we, the stubborn faithful, try?
    Moe’s fast asleep, in bed (whose forms defy
    The laws of nature, as we’re told). And so
    We wait, write haikus, many in a row,
    Draw sundry fan art gifs, and hide our woe
    In cheerful comments written with a sigh,
    When haikus fail.

    If forum posts are still not running low,
    Is it because, deep down, we simply know
    That Moe, for all his dumbness, cannot die?
    We hold out hoping, yet we know not why:
    And therefore, friends, I offer this rondeau,
    When haikus fail.

  410. Bo Jackson
    February 28th, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    Silent Fan, I want to echo what you were saying. I rarely if ever comment on here, but I frequently F5 with a hope that will not fade. Admiral, you have more followers than I can count on 2 severed hands.

  411. Haiku
    February 28th, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    I slow clap, Officer
    What rhythm Moe will never know.
    Poetry forever.

  412. Palindr‘moe’
    March 1st, 2013 at 12:52 am

    “Localization”
    So long; it’s often shortened
    To just “L10n”.

    I’d like to propose
    The same treatment for “Firman”:
    Admiral “F5″.

    A fitting reminder;
    With each keystroke, a tribute:
    F5 to reload.

  413. Haiku
    March 1st, 2013 at 4:16 am

    Palindr’moe, wait.
    F5 is the Moe L10n?
    Pronounced Lion, yes.

  414. Omi
    March 5th, 2013 at 10:11 am

    slowly working towards the magical 450th comment on the 450th comic

  415. Haiku
    March 5th, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    Oh, now that will be
    A sight unseen for Moe’nths
    Magnificent, yes?

  416. Omi
    March 7th, 2013 at 10:44 am

    GLORY GLORY TO LORD FIRMAN. GLORY GLORY TO LORD FIRMAN. GLORY GLORY TO LORD FIRMAN. LORD FIRMAN MARCHES ON

  417. Haiku
    March 9th, 2013 at 2:54 am

    Another day, another word for our Admiral.

  418. Haiku
    March 9th, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    Advance to 450. Who will steal, win, acquire the top spot?

  419. Nimz
    March 9th, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    An infinite well:
    Our tragic hero arrives,
    “Who drank every drop?”

  420. Nimz
    March 9th, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Hi Haiku!
    (Is this comment high enough? Hai!)

  421. Dent
    March 9th, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    We must push onwards –
    450 won’t post itself.
    We race viciously.

  422. Nimz
    March 9th, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Not too viciously –
    If we sabotage ourselves,
    No one can triumph.

    Racing Co`Moe’rades,
    Let us charge forth unhinder’d;
    Success will be had!

  423. Omi
    March 11th, 2013 at 3:30 am

    TALLY HO. PIP PIP. POST HASTE. onwards gents to claim the might prize

  424. Fren
    March 11th, 2013 at 8:19 am

    A strategy most reserved, that is the only sort that shall suit!

  425. Haiku
    March 11th, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Shall we sneak? Or stand? Or walk on our hands?

  426. Ton Phanan
    March 11th, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Forwards we go, united together by Moe

  427. Fren
    March 12th, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Or shall you lurk and snipe when the moment is right? Decisions, decisions.

  428. Omi
    March 13th, 2013 at 3:01 am

    i for one am all for the fun of an all out fisticuffs bout. winner takes all

  429. Nimz
    March 13th, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    Another drop in the ocean.
    I am stricken by the notion
    If Moe stayed in bed this long
    (Of course I might just be wrong…),
    He’ll need some calamine lotion.

  430. Dent
    March 13th, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    Fisticuffs are not that fun!
    A bap to the head is a nasty stun.
    I’m frankly no good,
    so prehaps I should
    Simply go purchase a gun?

  431. Haiku
    March 14th, 2013 at 4:06 am

    (Random thought, what if the Admiral sails away with 450?)
    (Which one of us will compose his lyrical diddy?)
    (Is that even a word?)
    (How patently absurd.)
    (I know rhyme not hello kitty)

  432. Omi
    March 14th, 2013 at 4:08 am

    but dent bringing a gun
    to a fight is no fun
    i’d rather instead
    a strike to the head
    then a bullet i cannot outrun

  433. Nimz
    March 14th, 2013 at 4:09 am

    That sounds like the most reasonable means to address that problem, Dent, but I can only fully endorse your course of action…

    As long as the gun
    Does no damage to your face.
    (You’ll poke your eye out!)

    You know what? I’ll just let you buy your gun and just take pictures when the inevitable happens.

  434. Nimz
    March 14th, 2013 at 4:11 am

    Oh, hello Omi.
    Greetings to you, too, Haiku
    I did not see you.

  435. dehdesh
    March 14th, 2013 at 5:25 am

    All haikus should rhyme
    The hipsters call it rhyme time.
    Is that a black mime?

  436. Fren
    March 14th, 2013 at 8:19 am

    Shall it be a curse of reason?
    To think, now, of the Feast of Saint Patrick?
    Abandon ye the haiku! ‘Tis the season
    of the limerick!

  437. Philip
    March 14th, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    I’ve been trying to convince my wife to have another baby so we can get another Moe comic.

  438. Doramjan
    March 14th, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    What lyrical brilliance
    under the surveillance
    of the Admiral.
    Holy Mackerel.
    You all deserve some mints.

    (I know, I know.. my meter is all off. I’m just not feeling it today)

  439. Nimz
    March 14th, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Former Best Pie grunt
    Has a Happy Pi Day stunt:
    “Eat more pie, you *&$%.”

  440. Nimz
    March 14th, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    That last line may be why the first line said ‘former’.

  441. Omi
    March 15th, 2013 at 7:38 am

    only 10 more comments to go. we band of brothers shall push ever onwards.

  442. Fren
    March 15th, 2013 at 8:23 am

    There once was a comic named Moe
    And in it, a brother named Bo
    We’ve been waiting for months
    Rhyming on all fronts
    Just hoping the Admiral would show.

    No harm to Mr. Firman intended! We just loves us some Moe.

  443. Haiku
    March 16th, 2013 at 1:55 am

    Heh heh, we should really start having some Moe related holidays. For example, how would Moe celebrate Saint Patricks? Spoiler: I imagine a great deal of vomiting.

  444. Nimz
    March 16th, 2013 at 4:48 am

    Moeseph will be
    Celebrating
    St. Patrick’s Day?

  445. Palindr‘moe’
    March 16th, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Moeseph P. Dope
    And brother Bo
    With green party hats!

  446. Omi
    March 17th, 2013 at 7:57 am

    my st patricks day was celebrated the traditional irish way, alone, with a bottle of whiskey, listening to the pogues and christy moore. irish heritage shines through. has moe got any irish blood in him?

  447. Haiku
    March 17th, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    I think Moe has had Irish blood -on- him. Considering how easily Moe insults others.

  448. Haiku
    March 17th, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Did I say insult? I meant influence.

  449. Haiku
    March 17th, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Wait, no. I meant insult.

  450. Palindr‘moe’
    March 18th, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Post four fifty!
    With meter to match!

  451. Not Darren
    March 18th, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    Make more comics, dumbbutt.

  452. Haiku
    March 19th, 2013 at 2:25 am

    Forgive him, Admiral! Smite Darren not!

  453. Nimz
    March 19th, 2013 at 2:46 am

    26 1/2 hours that the post 450 slot was available before being taken. We are clearly `Moe’ch too chivalrous for our own good. Congratulations, Palindr`moe’!

  454. Omi
    March 19th, 2013 at 3:22 am

    not darren where do you get off MATE?!?

  455. Doramjan
    March 19th, 2013 at 10:19 am

    I’m glad Palindr’moe’ got the magical ‘450’. I didn’t have anything *NEARLY* clever enough to occupy such an honorable comment slot.

    BTW, Not Darren appears to be a friend of Firman (see http://www.darrencalvert.com/links.htm ) Maybe it’s some friendly banter to prod the Admiral into action? If so, I say “double dumb butt”!

  456. Palindr‘moe’
    March 19th, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Here’s a new goal:
    Let’s work to achieve
    Comment five seven five!

  457. Haiku
    March 20th, 2013 at 12:12 am

    A fine goal, Pal-moe!
    Five seven five, perfect, yes!
    Now friends needed here.

  458. Nimz
    March 20th, 2013 at 2:42 am

    Five starts and ends,
    Seven in between:
    Thusly are great poems conformed.

  459. Omi
    March 20th, 2013 at 7:21 am

    in light of this news DUMB BUTTS AHOY
    comment 5 7 5 shall not be mine as alas my skill in the haiku is sorely lacking. but i am confident that you, my brethren have the strength within you to muster up the mightest haiku the world has ever seen.

  460. Haiku
    March 20th, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    Omi, comment 5 7 5 doesn’t need to be a haiku. It just needs to happen. This is what is most important. Almost as important as figuring out what our -next- goal will be. Did we ever reach comment 1000? Or reverse haiku of 7 5 7?

  461. Palindr‘moe’
    March 20th, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    Should comment count
    Determine syllables?
    Yes!

  462. Doramjan
    March 21st, 2013 at 8:17 am

    Should comment count
    Determine syllables?
    No way!

  463. Haiku
    March 21st, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Civil War!

  464. Nimz
    March 21st, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    I’ll side with no:
    I can’t do that many
    Syllables, guys.

  465. Omi
    March 22nd, 2013 at 8:02 am

    oh lordy it be anarchy in the streets

  466. Haiku
    March 24th, 2013 at 1:38 am

    757 isn’t going to post itself, guys.

  467. Omi
    March 24th, 2013 at 5:12 am

    ONWARDS FIRMAN’S SOOOOoooOOooLDIERS MARCHING OUT TO WAAAARR.

  468. Omi
    March 24th, 2013 at 5:15 am

    (sing along)sometiiiimes i feel ive got to bah bah

  469. Piper
    March 24th, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    Moe’s singin’ by now, too…

    “This is it, boys, this is war – what are we waiting for?
    Why don’t we break the rules already?

    I was never one to believe the hype! Save that for the black and white
    Try twice as hard and I’m half as liked, But here they come again to jack my style…

    That’s all right. I found a peestain in my bed tonight.
    Stops my bones from wonderin’, just who I am, who I am.

    Well, some nights I wish that this would all end,
    Cuz I could use some friends for a change.
    And some nights I’m scared you’ll forget me again,
    But some nights I always win.

    But I read these posts,
    And I renew my hope
    Oh Lord, I am more sure
    What I stand for–

    What do I stand for?
    Oh, Moe!
    What do I stand for?
    Oh Moe!”

  470. Piper
    March 24th, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    (may Nate Ruess forgive, but everytime I hear that song, I think of all the Moe’s of the world)

  471. Nimz
    March 25th, 2013 at 2:45 am

    I have no idea what either of you are singing, but if you don’t mind some offkey “la-da-li-lala-dah” chiming in, I’ll gladly sing along.

  472. Haiku
    March 25th, 2013 at 3:00 am

    NIMZ!

    You will go and listen to the band Fun. (the period is part of the name), -now-.

  473. Omi
    March 25th, 2013 at 8:49 am

    nimz i was singing tainted love

  474. Haiku
    March 25th, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Moe Halloween….what would Moe wear? A sheet with too many eyes has been done. Would Moe just go for a paper sack and call himself king?

  475. Nimz
    March 26th, 2013 at 5:30 am

    I can get behind
    A Tainted Love sing-a-long.
    I’ve heard Fun. before.

    Or rather, one song
    (I think it is We Are Young)
    gets overplayed here.

    Anyway, here’s my contribution to the singing:

    When you’re down and out,
    When you’re on the sheets,
    When evening falls so hard,
    I will comfort you.

  476. Carp
    March 26th, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    As spring approaches
    I continue reading Moe
    into a new year.

  477. Haiku
    March 26th, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Carp, it being spring, does this mean you migrate back to your native waters to repopulate or am I still thinking Salmon?

  478. Doramjan
    March 27th, 2013 at 7:25 am

    Ya, Carp! CARP-e diem and Moe’grate back to your native waters already!!

  479. Doramjan
    March 28th, 2013 at 8:08 am

    Those pee stains are almost 6 months old. Come on, Moe! Just clean the mattress already!

  480. Haiku
    March 28th, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Burn the mattress.

  481. Nimz
    March 28th, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Those stains will be a heck of a lot harder to clean out now than they were then. Incendiary measures may be the best way to deal with it now. Moe, you need to find a pyro woman to be romantically involved with you.

  482. Doramjan
    March 28th, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Sherbet tantrums

    (“burn the mattress” rearranged)

  483. Totaliter Aliter
    March 29th, 2013 at 1:22 am

    It’s March 29th again! You know what that means~
    http://michaelfirman.ytmnd.com/
    Happy birthday, Michael Firman! Hope you have another good one!

  484. Doramjan
    March 29th, 2013 at 10:45 am

    I thought his birthday was May 4th! Am I wrong?

  485. Firman
    March 29th, 2013 at 10:55 am

    Doram you are entirely correct. I was, and am annually re-, born on the fourth of May. Don’t listen to the Illuminati’s plot to make the date of my special occasion ambiguous.

    Thanks again for your patience everyone!

  486. Nimz
    March 29th, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    It is somewhat timely, though, seeing as we were just talking about burning things. Happy UNbirthday, Admiral Firman!

  487. Haiku
    March 31st, 2013 at 1:21 am

    My friends, we need a Moe pinata and we need that pinata by May.

  488. Piper
    March 31st, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    A Moe pinata…
    No foie gras and wine, only
    Moe bashing and sweets!

  489. Nimz
    April 1st, 2013 at 2:32 am

    A Moe effigy,
    But not the kind that you burn:
    Let’s play Whack-a-Moe!

  490. Fren
    April 1st, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    Pardon my absence, gentlemen. I have been away in the mist-enshrouded land of Missouri. They sell hard liquor in the gas stations there. Never have I known such fabled lands.

  491. Haiku
    April 1st, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Fren, I hear this is also the land of 10,001 lakes. Perhaps this is where they receive such a great deal of alcohol.

  492. Fren
    April 2nd, 2013 at 8:48 am

    If the uttered words of our sages are to be believed, Minnesota is the land of many lakes. Missouri is the land of one American cultural hero, this Tom Sawyer I’ve read so much about. They also serve a great deal of chicken fried steak, I believe this to be a local delicacy. Yet still, friends, imagine it: in one stop, you can refuel your conveyance, procure tobacco, beer, bourbon AND a sandwich. Truly, this is God’s own design.

  493. Omi
    April 3rd, 2013 at 3:27 am

    they should make tobacco beer bourbon one item. it would be my favourite. the sandwich comes on the side.

  494. Fren
    April 3rd, 2013 at 8:37 am

    No, friend. If such things were allowed, humanity would descend further into being the most lazy race. We’d be contending with cats and sloths at that juncture.

  495. Haiku
    April 3rd, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    Whoa whoa whoa, Fren.

    Cats are a universally accepted as clumsy asshole ninjas and sloths go with any suit, jungle, or urban environment. I think Omi is on to something. Perhaps Moe ordered one of these tob-beer-bons and is simply waiting for it to arrive.

    By delivery.

  496. Fren
    April 4th, 2013 at 8:38 am

    Though your assessments of such animals are realistic, know ye this: cats spend many, many hours of each day sleeping. That is plain lazy. And sloths? They hardly move at all. Give them a couch and a remote control and they’d likely starve to death.

    Moe, however, is simply a Zen master. He has no wants. He is free from desire. Understanding the true nature of beds, he knows that such fickle works would only be undone, in the end.

  497. Nimz
    April 4th, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Carp and Nimz and Fren:
    Procurers of perfect numbers
    In this comment thread.

    (6, 28, 496)

  498. Haiku
    April 5th, 2013 at 1:13 am

    Fren, you must know I liked your joke about sloths so much I shared it at work. Repeatedly.

  499. Fren
    April 5th, 2013 at 10:59 am

    Steady yourselves, ye gentles. The next man to step up secures the coveted half-a-thousand ‘pon this thread. Bask in this glory!

  500. Palindr‘moe’
    April 5th, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    One, one, one, one, one
    Zero, one, zero, zero!
    (Moe loves binary.)

  501. Omi
    April 5th, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    that comment about moe being a zen master struck a cord. moe is the most dude-ish guy ever, aside from the great dude himself.

  502. Nimz
    April 6th, 2013 at 11:12 am

    One, zero, zero,
    One until that many ones
    In the binary.

    That means just ten more
    Comments will take us up to
    Ten bits, or something.

  503. muke
    April 7th, 2013 at 2:56 am

    hey guys has moe updated yet

  504. Haiku
    April 7th, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    Everyday, Muke. Everyday. In our hearts.

  505. Fren
    April 8th, 2013 at 8:14 am

    Moe updates several times daily, with our thoughts and brief communiques. The Admiral only swings through port nigh a few times yearly, as his heart belongs to the sea. We merely line the shore and await his return.

  506. Omi
    April 8th, 2013 at 9:24 am

    keeping the dock side wenches warm and the ale flagons full until he sails in once more

  507. Haiku
    April 8th, 2013 at 11:03 am

    Aye Aye

  508. Haiku
    April 8th, 2013 at 11:03 am

    Here here

  509. Nimz
    April 9th, 2013 at 1:37 am

    This comic could probably be made into a `Moe’ntage. Every panel would be Moe in his bed, with a variety of poses and levels of lighting. There are probably better `Moe’ntage ideas, but that one could work.

  510. Haiku
    April 12th, 2013 at 2:51 am

    Haiku’s don’t happen.
    We must force the issue, Friends.
    Much like our dreams here.

  511. Nimz
    April 12th, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    Hai, Haiku-sensei.
    (In Japanese that would be
    much longer than five.)

  512. Palindr‘moe’
    April 12th, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Time to celebrate!
    When lauding large, round numbers
    You can’t beat base 2!

  513. Haiku
    April 14th, 2013 at 1:19 am

    We’re so close to 575! Well, not really, but it helps to keep going a little further.

  514. Omi
    April 14th, 2013 at 9:57 am

    we are closer to it than we are away dear Haiku

  515. Nimz
    April 15th, 2013 at 10:11 am

    A matter of just
    10* away… if in
    Sexagesimal.

    * read: one zero

  516. Dent
    April 15th, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    How pitiable.
    Look, arbitrary numbers.
    To seek them: folly.

  517. Nimz
    April 15th, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    Arbitrary, no.
    Epsilon greater than nought…
    That’s arbitrary.

    Pointless? Perhaps so.
    But conversation is sought…
    Or commentary.

  518. muke
    April 16th, 2013 at 6:46 am

    http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd510/MCMcMuke/hehasspoken.jpg
    whoops

  519. Doramjan
    April 16th, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Muke! That is awesome and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

  520. butter_milch
    April 16th, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Good bye Moe. I presume you’ve died and I removed you from my bookmarks toolbar to make place for thegamercat.com

  521. Haiku
    April 16th, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    butter_milch, for why?
    Patience is a virtue, Sir
    You will be back, Milch.

  522. t1m
    April 16th, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Each day I return
    in hopes of new Moe, also
    to read the comments.

  523. t1m
    April 16th, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    Fanart will have to
    suffice for now, good sir Muke
    provides the latest.

  524. t1m
    April 17th, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Another day, a
    new facet of this comic
    observed. Endless wealth.

  525. Nimz
    April 18th, 2013 at 1:14 am

    Moe rests, but is not rested;
    Slumber tantalising daily, hourly, minutely, by the second.
    Annoyances plague the mind.
    ‘Elliot, though I wait, I am not a waiter. I don’t need your tips!’
    Why does Moe wait?
    Romantic interests do not simply fall from the sky;
    Make your destiny, Moe!

  526. Fren
    April 18th, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Oh yes, he shall marinate and contemplate the meaning of existence. The banality of it all. This comic is the stuff that a master’s thesis in psychology is made of.

  527. Omi
    April 18th, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    just realised it has been more than 7 months since an update and at times i find myself hoping the update never comes because this comment thread is great. but then i realise how much i love reading moe and i have to chastise myself.HOW DO YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO THINGS YOU LOVE??

  528. Nimz
    April 18th, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    Seven months, you say?
    Maybe Moe has been working…
    At bringing new life.

    Two more months to wait
    To see if this is a real
    Possibility.

  529. Fren
    April 19th, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Omi, I believe that the fine folks that produce Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups have proven that sometimes you haven’t got to choose. Ponder that.

  530. Omi
    April 19th, 2013 at 9:25 am

    oh man i forgot about reese’s. fren thank you. you have ended my torment and need for tasty snacks. top stuff

  531. Haiku
    April 21st, 2013 at 2:23 am

    We need to get that Moe fan site up. I will totally host.

  532. Fren
    April 22nd, 2013 at 8:30 am

    For all the times that we post the name Moe, I have to wonder if anime search engines bring folks here.

  533. Doramjan
    April 22nd, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Admiral, when can we say to you “Shut up and take my money” for an actual physical printed book of Moe comics?

  534. Nimz
    April 22nd, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    A prerequisite
    to shutting up and taking
    Money is talking…

    … so as soon as Admiral Firman starts talking about making physical merch, like a book, I suppose.

  535. Haiku
    April 22nd, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    I’ve talked briefly to the Admiral about such a thing and he has politely declined at current. This doesn’t mean his opinions haven’t changed, or that I’m a liar, but I think we’ll have to wait a little longer.

    FOR NOW.

  536. Ton Phanan
    April 23rd, 2013 at 1:28 am

    I think that we should make bootleg Moe merch, and then send the profits to Admiral Firman, WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT

  537. Firman
    April 23rd, 2013 at 2:39 am

    I’ve been getting some increased pressure to make a book lately, which I reckon means demand is increasing?! So maybe it will actually be feasible to recover costs with a printing.

    Moe should be resumed before any kind of book launch though. And I’m still ultra-embarrassed by a lot of the old strips. Personally I’d prefer to release a “Best of” collection wherein I select my favourites, rather than an exhaustive series that tours the entire comic. But some of you might disagree!

    I’ve thanked you awesome people for sticking by me before – to repeat it after so long would cast doubt on its sincerity. I have to demonstrate this gratitude in the form of some damn comics. Now that the number of visitors on the site has dwindled to a tenth of its prior average, some of the performance anxiety may actually be lessened!

  538. Omi
    April 23rd, 2013 at 11:12 am

    the good admiral has returned to port, welcome home 😀 on another note bootleg moe merch would be dope as fuck.

  539. Palindr‘moe’
    April 23rd, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Admiral’s Paradox:
    In order to see more Moe
    We need to look less.

  540. Fren
    April 24th, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Do what makes you most comfortable, Herr Admiral. On one hand, your refinement of the form has proceeded remarkably from the early days. Yet, on another, nobody will recognize the heights you’ve attained without staring deep into the abyss of your earlier works. For a fine example of another artist that began humbly and truly broke out down the line, check out String Theory. No need to be embarrassed. It happens to be the way things work, is all. Over time, with practice, you improve and refine.

  541. Haiku
    April 25th, 2013 at 12:20 am

    No idea I have,
    What friend Fren said here today.
    But it sounds good.

  542. Haiku
    April 27th, 2013 at 1:55 am

    This silence. Ugly.
    Like the quiet rest of Moe.
    Flip the mattress. Please.

  543. Bo Jackson
    April 28th, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    Thus saith Moe Dope,
    “I will not flip the mattress!”
    The pee stains remain.

  544. Nimz
    April 29th, 2013 at 9:16 am

    Is that like Also Sprach `Moe’athustra?

  545. Fren
    April 29th, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Message, to Haiku:
    Words of encouragement for
    Admiral Firman

  546. Nimz
    April 30th, 2013 at 1:18 am

    Admiral’s birthday…
    Not yet, but it looms closer.
    (Five more syllables)

  547. Nimz
    April 30th, 2013 at 1:20 am

    (syllables = days to go?)

  548. Dent
    April 30th, 2013 at 1:40 am

    Now I also bid
    My dearest Admiral luck –
    With good assurance.

    Any form of print,
    Be it full compilation
    Or simply best-of;

    I shall go purchase
    Without a delay nor pause –
    (Bad ones are still great!)

    Glad to hear you’re well!
    Hope you’re getting lots of work;
    No rush for comics.

  549. Ton Phanan
    April 30th, 2013 at 4:08 am

    Printed collection
    Would surely be a must-buy
    No matter the price

  550. Omi
    April 30th, 2013 at 5:48 am

    i have already sold my first born to start my moe merch slush fund

  551. Doramjan
    April 30th, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    You should hold on to your first born. I hear they appreciate in value… at least until the teenage years!

  552. Nimz
    May 1st, 2013 at 12:31 am

    Appreciation,
    Then teen depreciation
    Until they mature.

  553. Bo Jackson
    May 2nd, 2013 at 6:39 am

    Firstborn for mo’ Moe?
    Sounds like a bargain to me,
    but I have no kids

  554. Omi
    May 3rd, 2013 at 8:35 am

    neither, at least not anymore, now I’ve just got all this sweet dough ray me floatin round. and a very cranky wife. apparently the baby “WASN’T” for trading. first I ever heard of it.

  555. Fren
    May 3rd, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Might well be that you’ll need to trade the wife and baby as a set. This should help to soften the blow of post-natal separation.

  556. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    May 3rd, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Can someone please tell me why there are Haiku poems in half the comments on the entire website?

  557. Piper
    May 3rd, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Because, a haiku
    Faerie comes in the night and
    rearranges posts.

    There’s nothing we can do.

  558. Nimz
    May 3rd, 2013 at 11:08 am

    I have oft wondered
    at that mystery, myself.
    Elucidation!

  559. Palindr‘moe’
    May 3rd, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    The real question is:
    How can we refer to you
    In a haiku, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?

  560. Nimz
    May 4th, 2013 at 4:38 am

    Is it now the time?
    Annual celebration:
    You’re the man now, dog!

    (If it doesn’t appear to post this time, I give up.)

  561. Nimz
    May 4th, 2013 at 4:41 am

    So it worked that time.
    I tried to add title text.
    Seems I can’t do that.

  562. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    May 4th, 2013 at 7:55 am

    That website appears to be blocked on my school internet

  563. Doramjan
    May 4th, 2013 at 9:07 am

    Nimz!!!

    You beat me to it!
    Happy Birthday to Firman
    May the 4th be with …

    you

    — as a side note, we’re almost up to comment 575!!

  564. Nimz
    May 4th, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:
    That link is the one
    Totaliter Aliter
    Posted too early

    “Disco Inferno”
    Plays while a colourful gif
    Of Moeseph rocks out.

    Here is a copy
    Of the gif that’s repeated
    To cover the screen.

  565. Haiku
    May 5th, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    Admiral Birthday
    Is now the official name.
    Thank you again, my friends.

  566. Haiku
    May 5th, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    But beware the false.
    Revenge of the Sixth. Monday.
    Sail safe, Admiral

  567. Falos
    May 6th, 2013 at 3:15 am

    Another month ends.
    I come back to check on Moe.
    Guess I came too soon.

  568. Fren
    May 6th, 2013 at 8:32 am

    None too soon at all!
    Enjoy camaraderie
    with your fellow fans!

  569. Doramjan
    May 6th, 2013 at 11:52 am

    Comment five-six-nine.
    Six syllables go here.
    Start the countdown to five-seven-five.

  570. Haiku
    May 6th, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    We are so close now.
    The tension is rising. Hot.
    Temperature of Moe.

  571. Nimz
    May 7th, 2013 at 2:06 am

    Who has yet prepared
    For that spot? My prep has been
    {}.

    Naught. Cipher. Empty.
    Void. Null. Vanity. Nada.
    Nil. Goose-egg. Zero.

  572. Haiku
    May 7th, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    I am also not.
    Prepared that is. Plan ahead?
    That is not Moe. No.

  573. Palindr‘moe’
    May 7th, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Some come seeking Moe.
    I came for five-seven-five,
    Now I wait.

  574. Fren
    May 8th, 2013 at 8:51 am

    You have naught to wait.
    Five-seven-five is posted
    here every day!

    (haiku structure? Yuss. May we save post 575 for Haiku him/herself)

  575. Haiku
    May 11th, 2013 at 2:16 am

    (Fren, thank you for the deep compliment. I am not as good at poetry as some of you, so forgive my attempt if it hurts too deeply. The works you, my friends, have shown before have inspired me to compose with careful deliberation. Congratulations on 575. Let’s now make it to reverse haiku, 757)

    (Agh, rereading this I can definitely see some mistakes I made in my syntax. Again, forgiveness, poetry is probably one of my weakest skills – right up there with piano juggling. Next time will be better)

    Thank you, my good friends.
    Your patience, I needed it.
    Appreciated.

    There once was a man.
    No, a captain. Who sailed away
    with Moe and a plan.

    Travel away, he did,
    Across the internet sway.
    Doubt, fear, he forbid.

    Time passed and beards grew,
    Lord Duke of all he purvey,
    Admiral made true.

    Now Lord Commander,
    Firman brought the world’s umbrae,
    Moe, the white anchor.

    Across the wide world,
    From whitest Canada clay,
    to Australia furled,

    Of Texas down south,
    Plus the Martians estray,
    Loyal through all drought.

    They wait patiently.
    For, He will return some day.
    From sea to aerie.

    Moe will never die.
    His image our ships forestay,
    Moe knows no goodbye.

  576. Nimz
    May 11th, 2013 at 5:00 am

    Ah, ’tis a thing beaut:
    Haiku’s amazing tribute;
    No soul can dispute.

    Nay, this May display:
    A delay repaid. Hooray!
    Tres bien, I say.

  577. Omi
    May 11th, 2013 at 6:41 am

    holy shit you have no idea how hard it was not commenting, but it was so very worth it. godbless you Haiku you glorious son of a bitch, truly the great firman lay his guiding hand upon thee when you crafted this poem

  578. Nimz
    May 12th, 2013 at 3:40 am

    Happy `Moe’ther’s Day!

  579. Falos
    May 12th, 2013 at 5:33 am

    It was weird to sit around silently, but worth it. Nice job, Haiku.

  580. Fren
    May 13th, 2013 at 8:48 am

    And thus, the ultimate lesson, buried deep within the very pixels of Moe:

    Those with patience garner the best rewards.

  581. Doramjan
    May 13th, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Slow clap for Haiku
    Extremely well done, my friend!
    Best . Haikus . Ever .

  582. Doramjan
    May 17th, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    In honor of Star Trek Into Darkness, I posit that if Moe were in the Star Trek universe, he would be a Pakled or a Zakdorn. Perhaps a low-IQ Ferengi.

  583. Haiku
    May 18th, 2013 at 7:04 am

    My great response lost.
    Written on a piece of card.
    Irritating. No?

  584. Nimz
    May 19th, 2013 at 4:24 am

    Moe, I am sleepy.
    Let someone else have a chance
    To snuggle in bed!

  585. Teh_Bucket
    May 19th, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Really, in that bed?
    I don’t mind my own urine,
    but seriously?

  586. Nimz
    May 20th, 2013 at 12:18 am

    My sleep-deprived brain
    Forgot the perils yonder.
    Thanks for protecting!

  587. t1m
    May 21st, 2013 at 4:00 am

    Wow! Awesome 5-7-5 post, Haiku!

  588. Haiku
    May 23rd, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Thank you, t1m! It was…
    It was hard, could be better.
    But 7-5-7 awaits.

  589. Doramjan
    May 24th, 2013 at 10:42 am

    Moe still lies dormant.
    Me’Moe’rial Day Weekend
    Happy grilling, all!

  590. Nimz
    May 26th, 2013 at 1:50 am

    Some solipsists
    Soliloquy sagely of
    Somnambulism.

    Moe may make his world,
    But it is a stretch to say
    He is one of these.

  591. Monu
    May 26th, 2013 at 6:16 am

    Would be nice if firman posted about whats going on.

  592. Haiku
    May 26th, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    The Admiral is.
    And after is, silence reigns.
    Ask and he hears you.

  593. Haiku
    May 26th, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    But answer? He does.
    Admiral Firman sails far.
    He replies by bottle.

  594. Haiku
    May 26th, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Internet current
    Is a fickle thing, Monu
    Join patience with us.

  595. Nimz
    May 27th, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    The bedridden Moe
    (Voluntary malady)
    Has found his calling.

    Elliot calls him,
    “There is so much more to life
    Than doing nothing!”

  596. Fren
    May 28th, 2013 at 11:15 am

    The purpose of Moe
    is Humility, Patience.
    Learn ye these lessons.

  597. Dent
    May 28th, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Patience= For the weak.
    Well, that is somewhat untrue.
    Doctors need them too.

  598. Nimz
    May 28th, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Rather than patience,
    Some doctors have Tardises.
    Others, omniscience.

  599. Jimmy
    May 29th, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Haikus about Moe,
    To pass the time in between,
    What am I doing?

  600. Nimz
    May 29th, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    A question appears,
    Proceeding from the answer:
    You make Moe haikus!

  601. nekocat
    May 29th, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    http://theangrydead.com/naming-conventions/

    Tauhid Bondia
    Makes a comic with zombies
    And Firman shows up.

  602. Haiku
    June 1st, 2013 at 7:06 am

    The weekend is here.
    What will everyone do now?
    Moe firmly in bed.

  603. Nimz
    June 2nd, 2013 at 3:46 am

    One has to wonder…
    Enough time has passed for birth
    From conception now.

    Did raw fish and rice
    Prevent our procreation
    Of inspiration?

  604. Omi
    June 2nd, 2013 at 11:10 am

    I return to find I missed the 600 milestone. moe still sits in his pee stains after the usual birthing period has passed

  605. Omi
    June 2nd, 2013 at 11:10 am

    one must wonder if maybe he likes the smell

  606. Haiku
    June 2nd, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    I wonder if Moe can smell any longer. Or, if Moe has now -become- the smell.

  607. Ton Phanan
    June 3rd, 2013 at 12:15 am

    The smell of urine,
    Mingled with perspiration;
    The cologne of Moe.

  608. Nimz
    June 3rd, 2013 at 2:57 am

    Ammonia musk…
    Or is that ammonium?
    Moe as a fuller?

  609. Jimmy
    June 4th, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Haikus, I must admit,
    Are much more fun than I thought,
    Mainly Moe Haikus.

  610. Haiku
    June 7th, 2013 at 2:39 am

    609? What the…
    I swear I posted before.
    Memory…it fails.

  611. Doramjan
    June 7th, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    I’ll take six-one-one.
    Raw fish and rice …. and urine?
    New scent: Eau de Meaux

  612. Teh_Bucket
    June 7th, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    So I found site,
    really cheap 3d printing.
    So I am thinking:

    3D Moe’s head bust?
    tiny Moe desk figurine?
    Firman will decide.

  613. Nimz
    June 8th, 2013 at 1:41 am

    I first read that ‘bust’
    As if it were ‘butt’ instead.
    Print raw fish and rice?

  614. Teh_Bucket
    June 8th, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    This is the future!
    What shall with this new
    technology? Butts!

  615. Haiku
    June 9th, 2013 at 1:37 am

    “Moe butts” Our slogan.
    Double entendre, yes no?
    I’ll buy a million.

  616. Nimz
    June 9th, 2013 at 3:36 am

    Counterfeits abound.
    Get your genuine “Moe butts”
    For best butts results.

  617. Haiku
    June 9th, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    My butt is special.
    Make it an alarm clock, please.
    Morning? Tap that ass.

  618. Ton Phanan
    June 10th, 2013 at 5:04 am

    Truly, a master;
    Haiku excels at the form
    From which he is named.

    (What I’m trying to say is: that last haiku was glorious, Haiku)

  619. Omi
    June 10th, 2013 at 7:06 am

    that truly was something special. thank you Haiku

  620. Haiku
    June 13th, 2013 at 11:53 am

    Thank you both, but I’m afraid those jokes were stolen a bit from our Admiral’s friend – Andrew Hussie. (Hope I spelled that properly). The “game” Problem Sleuth has a sub-game the characters play called “Hunk Rump” which is very similar to Magic in the fact it is played with cards and primarily focuses on bronzed asses. I can’t seem to get a proper link yet, but I will add one soon.

  621. Nimz
    June 13th, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    Haiku, is it possibly this to which you were referring?

  622. Haiku
    June 14th, 2013 at 1:52 am

    YES!

  623. Ton Phanan
    June 14th, 2013 at 5:40 am

    Well the only part that your haiku, Haiku, seems to have in common with the MSPA thing is “tap that ass”, which, to the best of my knowledge, isn’t a particularly uncommon phrase.

    And thus, with the addition of the (presumably original) alarm clock preface, I deem this joke not to have been stolen.

  624. Nimz
    June 14th, 2013 at 8:38 am

    By the ruling of
    One Ton, judge of matters ass,
    Tapped joke not stolen.

  625. Doramjan
    June 14th, 2013 at 10:33 am

    “Good Artists Borrow, Great Artists Steal”

    — quote stolen from some dead guy

  626. Nimz
    June 14th, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    I’m just wondering…
    What would be the kind of sound
    A Butt-Alarm might make?

    And what about Buttons?
    I Assume there should be some.
    Are they at the Rear?

  627. Nimz
    June 14th, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Butt jokes: Not that hard
    To fit them in a haiku
    With raw fish and rice.

  628. Falos
    June 19th, 2013 at 1:51 am

    Curious again
    as my travels pass by Moe
    I walk on again

  629. Nimz
    June 19th, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Moe has visitors
    Checking from lands far and wide.
    He has got the groove.

  630. Nimz
    June 23rd, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    Comments trickle in.
    Is there a leaky faucet?
    Or Moe’s drip torture?

    If it’s the latter,
    The cause of the urine stains
    Is no mystery.

  631. Omi
    June 25th, 2013 at 5:43 am

    perhaps the urine stains ARE the drip torture. he is unable to get a full flow going as a result of his misshapen prostate which has been warped by all his bed laying. now he can only suffer through the torture of dripping willy.

  632. Doramjan
    June 25th, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    Omi, that comment is priceless…

    In that I would pay any price to not have that mental image stuck in my head.

  633. Nimz
    June 25th, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    Interpretation:
    Torture commutes to our friends
    Doramjan et al.

  634. Fren
    June 26th, 2013 at 9:08 am

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    Just, yanno … pretend the table is a mattress …

  635. jonny
    June 27th, 2013 at 6:04 am

    What an interesting end to a story. Some closure would have been nice, but whatever.

  636. Nimz
    June 27th, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    It’s not `Moe’ver yet.
    As long as there are comments,
    Moe will never end!

    Or something like that.
    I yet hold out hope for `Moe’r.
    Just a hiatus.

    Admiral Firman –
    Now on a naval voyage –
    Won’t come h`Moe’me empty.

    And so, jonny, h`Moe’pe:
    The last word is not written;
    No fat lady sang.

  637. Nimz
    June 27th, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    Also, raw fish and rice.

  638. t1m
    June 30th, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    Anagram ahoy!
    “Raw fish and rice” rearranged:
    “Raw fish and Eric”!

  639. Nimz
    July 1st, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    You deserve mad props
    For the anagram haiku.
    Sometimes I wonder.

    I just want to know…
    Does Eric like sushi, or
    Is he the next course?

    I don’t feel guilty
    Whenever I eat my rice,
    But what of Eric?

    Does he feel the guilt
    When he eats all of my rice,
    Leaving him and fish?

    I will ponder this
    As I, like Moe, eat breakfast
    While still in a bed.

  640. Haiku
    July 1st, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Still here.
    Life so busy.
    Even the haiku is totally wrong.

  641. Doramjan
    July 2nd, 2013 at 11:20 am

    640 comments out to be enough for anyone.

  642. Doramjan
    July 2nd, 2013 at 11:20 am

    640 comments ought to be enough for anyone.

  643. Nimz
    July 2nd, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Truly said… unless…
    I mean, if you wanted, like,
    Over nine thousand…

  644. Palindr‘moe’
    July 2nd, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Like drops in buckets,
    Haikus approach late record:
    Seven seventeen.

  645. Nimz
    July 3rd, 2013 at 1:02 am

    If, in the forest,
    A haiku falls, the question:
    What is the cadence?

    No pun intended,
    But there is one with `cadence’
    According to Mac.

  646. Palindr‘moe’
    July 3rd, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Inspiration wanes—
    There’s nought here but urine stains,
    And raw fish and grains.

  647. Palindr‘moe’
    July 3rd, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Inspiring thoughts wax
    As I read comments like stacks
    Of raw fish and flax?

  648. Palindr‘moe’
    July 3rd, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    I’ve now said it twice:
    For inspiration that’s nice,
    Eat raw fish and rice!

  649. Haiku
    July 3rd, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    I don’t like sushi
    Said no one, in comments here
    Never ever ever ever.

  650. Nimz
    July 3rd, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Haiku lines are three:
    Five-seven-five. Sashimi
    Goes with rice, not pee.

  651. Palindr‘moe’
    July 3rd, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    All this talk of raw fish and rice reminds me of my plan to open a
    Mexican-Japanese-Portuguese fusion restaurant.

    There would only be one item on the menu:

    Taco tako taco salad.

    (That’s a crispy-fried tortilla bowl filled with shredded lettuce
    and bits of octopus and golf club. Yum!)

  652. Omi
    July 4th, 2013 at 12:30 am

    palindr’moe, that honestly does sound delicious, sans the golf club bit which has thrown me.

  653. Haiku
    July 4th, 2013 at 1:52 am

    I would be your best customer.

  654. Nimz
    July 4th, 2013 at 5:54 am

    Swing by la fonda
    De Palindr‘moe’ for the
    Best ta(ckc)o salad!

    (I’m pronouncing your name with four syllables for that: Pal-in-dr-‘moe’. I’m not entirely sure if it should be (par) four or three.)

  655. Nimz
    July 6th, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Moe has not the guts
    To eat raw fish and rice:
    He has no stomach.

  656. Nimz
    July 7th, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    A vigil is set.
    Moe will not leave his (bed) post
    Until it is done.

  657. The Piper
    July 7th, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    Blasphemy: Fusion
    Restaurants that baffle the
    palate should all die.

    (Though I laughed heartily at your concept, Palindr’moe. “Taco de golf”, golf club in Brazillian Portuguese, makes me lol even more.)

  658. Falos
    July 9th, 2013 at 2:54 am

    Sushi is alright.
    It might be overrated.
    Se bon appétit.

  659. Nimz
    July 9th, 2013 at 4:45 am

    Summer blockbuster,
    Coming soon to theatres:
    One Dope Stays In Bed.

  660. Haiku
    July 9th, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    Can’t wait for sequel.
    “Getting Up, For Moe, Too Dope.”
    It’s a play on words.

  661. Nimz
    July 9th, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Either that title
    Or, “`Moe’lectric Boogaloo”
    Would fit the sequel.

  662. Fren
    July 10th, 2013 at 9:21 am

    Or “Moe’bius Strip”
    if ever Moe were to rise
    and change the bedclothes.

  663. Haiku
    July 11th, 2013 at 10:49 am

    I would see all of these films. Even if they were just animated shorts of no more than thirty seconds. GIF format would also be acceptable.

  664. Meh
    July 12th, 2013 at 2:56 am

    Well I finally caught up and there is still no more Moe, which admittedly makes me a little sad. I was kind of hoping that my eventual catching up would coincide directly with Firman adding a new comic. Alas, I seem to be mistaken. In any case, thank you all for making such wonderfully entertaining comics. I almost felt like I was waiting along with all of you as I read them, and I suppose now I will be waiting along with all of you.

  665. Meh
    July 12th, 2013 at 2:57 am

    Drat…the actual waiting part isn’t nearly as fun, because now I need to wait for comments in addition to waiting for comics!

  666. Nimz
    July 12th, 2013 at 3:35 am

    His soul has such stain,
    Old Scratch does not even deign
    To drive Moe insane.

  667. Firman
    July 12th, 2013 at 7:15 am

    Wait wait wait, it has not been this long has it? Arrrrrrrg.
    Okay I have to stay afloat on some commissions but otherwise… Moe needs a future.

  668. Nimz
    July 12th, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    Do what you must do.
    What is ten `Moe’nths between friends?
    We’ll be here for you.

  669. Palindr‘moe’
    July 12th, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    Firman speaks in code,
    Admiral’s naval peril:
    Pirate abduction!

  670. Palindr‘moe’
    July 12th, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Firman, zen master,
    Provokes great doubt with comment,
    Bids enlightenment.

    The nautical implications are clear enough with “stay afloat”,
    reference to “commissions” (clearly the naval commission of his
    admiralty), and the piratical “Arrrrrrrg.” referred to above.

    But meditation reveals further depth in our master’s kōan-comment.
    The triplet “wait wait wait” is easily seen as a plea for
    patience. But, further, its immediate placement after Nimz’ beastly
    haiku begs a numerical interpretation, and that through rhyme with
    mail-order telephone numbers everywhere.

    Obviously, Firman is encouraging patience on our part, while at the
    same time telling us that our previous goal of achieving the
    reverse-haiku comment count of 757 is not nearly high enough.

    Patience, grasshoppers,
    The end of all things awaits,
    New goal: triple-eight!

  671. Piper
    July 13th, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    And eights, remember, are symbols of infinity, representative of our infinite faith.

  672. Haiku
    July 13th, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    The gauntlet is thrown.
    Let us pick it up as one.
    Never. Stop. Moe. Moe’ver.

    (if we assume Moe’ver is two words/syllables, which I’m going to use the legal council of Palindr’moe’ to say this is true)

  673. Nimz
    July 14th, 2013 at 2:13 am

    Communication,
    In haiku form, took over
    On a birthday card.

    I printed a card
    I drew up in Photoshop
    With haiku cover.

    The recipient,
    Unaware the stanza’s form,
    Still thought it was nice.

  674. Meh
    July 15th, 2013 at 6:12 am

    My excitement peaks!
    Firman returns, and with news
    A future for Moe

  675. Bo Jackson
    July 15th, 2013 at 6:31 am

    675:

    Oh Moe’ther where art thou?
    Gone ten months – my strength nigh sapped.
    Pee scent overwhelms.

  676. Fren
    July 15th, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    Never have I done well
    in a room full of pee smell
    Someone, crack a window!

  677. Fren
    July 15th, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    And alas, dear Admiral, the future of beloved Moe was never in doubt. Though merry fools be we, faith is kept that surely someday Moe shall stir and rise from his urine-soaked tomb. And, even were it never to happen, we shall remain in vigil. This is our custom, a people defined by scattershot haiku and ephemeral loyalties to another character we’ve created. This has become greater than any of us.

  678. Haiku
    July 16th, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    Wise words, Dear Friend Fren
    What shall we call ourselves here?
    Order of Moe’sph?

  679. Nimz
    July 16th, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    The Knights Who See Moe?
    (Keepers of the sacred rice,
    Raw fish, and haikus?)

  680. Meh
    July 17th, 2013 at 2:28 am

    Personally, I prefer the Knights who See Moe, but I am not presumptuous enough to think that I will be initiated into such an order right away. Also, part of me almost just wants to see another comic of Moe lying in bed. Even more so though, I want to see the comic that was talked about but then never revealed.

  681. Fren
    July 17th, 2013 at 8:58 am

    The comic which can be discerned is not the true comic.

  682. Meh
    July 17th, 2013 at 11:09 am

    Not entirely sure what point you are trying to make Fren. I was referring to the comic that Firman talked about releasing around thanksgiving of last year, but then never did. I am very curious about said comic, especially because it was supposed to have quite a lot of characters in it.

  683. Palindr‘moe’
    July 17th, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Like Plato’s prisoners,
    We see not Moe, but mere shadow,
    Reflection.

    This website, our cave wall;
    Our comments, ignorance and myth,
    Unknowing.

    There is but one who sees.
    There is but one who can teach us,
    Enlighten.

    Thus, The Knights Who See Moe,
    An order consisting of one,
    Exclusive.

    The Admiral alone,
    Has the vantage we lack; speaks truth,
    Discerning.

    Who has courage to stand?
    Who dares behold the brilliant Form:
    Moe P. Dope?

  684. Haiku
    July 18th, 2013 at 12:37 am

    My vote is also The Knights Who See Moe. Which means we need a banner, or a flag, or a banner flag. And we need this before 888. Which means we need it now.

  685. Meh
    July 18th, 2013 at 1:55 am

    Thanks, Palindr‘moe’. I wasn’t sure if Fren was getting all metaphysical, or if he was implying some sort of hierarchy of Moe comics in which the ‘unseen’ comics are superior to the ‘seen’ comics, meaning that asking to see this unreleased comic would in essence be asking for a degradation of all things Moe.

  686. Meh
    July 18th, 2013 at 1:56 am

    For the record, I definitely prefer your Platonian reading…

  687. Nimz
    July 18th, 2013 at 6:23 am

    About those shadows –
    He is sometimes among us,
    The one who casts them.

    The Knight Who Sees Moe –
    Can he teach us of the light
    By molding shadows?

    This part is not haiku,
    Nor does it tie into the plot –
    I see what you did there, Pal.

  688. Firman
    July 18th, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    I am out of town until after the weekend but in this time I’m going to write the next strip, which has been the real hurdle.

    Long hiatuses
    Increase the writing pressure
    Time to move forward

    The idea for what comes next has transformed from what I first expected, but I’m still planning it to be a larger, several row strip. I can’t believe how faithful and tolerant you excellent fans have been. It should be rewarded!

  689. Haiku
    July 18th, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    Light from the heavens!
    By which I mean Canada.
    Trust me, it’s awesome.

  690. Nimz
    July 18th, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    From heaven? Maybe.
    Canada? Very likely.
    Both are called “Up North*”.

    * from a USA-centric viewpoint

  691. Falos
    July 18th, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    Hope springs once again.
    The light at the tunnel’s end.
    Keep your fingers crossed.

  692. Piper
    July 18th, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    Weekend muses must
    Whisper and inspire our own
    Admiral, shining

  693. Officer Mallay
    July 19th, 2013 at 4:38 am

    http://theangrydead.com/desperate-times/

    Firman has survived!
    Zombie attack fended off –
    New energy gained.

  694. Fren
    July 19th, 2013 at 9:15 am

    You may beknight yourselves, should you wish. Even amongst such gentle and wise company, each stands his vigil alone.

    And yes, the comic which can be seen is not truly the comic, as it must be interpreted by each viewer to have meaning, and said meaning holds true for that individual. In this, we come to know the creator’s intent as well as our own.

    And, since I’m off waxing philosophic, here is another koan:

    If you meet Firman on the path, buy him lunch.

  695. Meh
    July 19th, 2013 at 11:46 am

    Sorry, Fren. I understand entirely what you are saying now; I suppose my problem initially was that I saw it as some sort of response to what I said instead of a more general comment.

  696. Meh
    July 19th, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Firman, I have a small idea of what you mean by the increased writing pressure because of the hiatus, so thank you for braving that for us!

  697. Nimz
    July 19th, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Another day here
    Brings us closer to four score
    And Eight hundred eight.

    As we reach onward,
    Pivotal question remains:
    Who will make the flag?

  698. Teh_Bucket
    July 21st, 2013 at 12:16 am

    imgur addiction
    oh where did Moe-love go?
    here i made this thing

    Ha-Moe-Ken!
    http://i.imgur.com/Ub409N4.jpg

  699. Teh_Bucket
    July 21st, 2013 at 1:41 am

    Just back-read some a few.
    Firman, hiatus, new strip?
    a very long one? great!

  700. Nimz
    July 21st, 2013 at 1:47 am

    That looks unpleasant,
    Yet Moe’s visage of ennui…
    Is Ryu just twelve?

  701. Omi
    July 21st, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    56 comments to go till reverse haiku my friends. I hope we are all wearing our comfy pee-proof pants and mattress protector shirt.

  702. Teh_Bucket
    July 21st, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    I count fifty-five.
    Funny, i am just one off.
    oh wait, count this one.

  703. Nimz
    July 21st, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    Omi innovates:
    A new industry is built –
    Urine-proof trousers.

    “I’ll buy ten of them!”
    Said the savvy consumer.
    “They make great presents.”

  704. Nimz
    July 21st, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    A new line of shirts –
    That was also created.
    How did I forget?

  705. Teh_Bucket
    July 21st, 2013 at 11:30 pm

    these hard to remove,
    hopefully it’s waterproof.
    Don’t want it to leak.

  706. Haiku
    July 22nd, 2013 at 1:00 am

    Does it breath? He asks.
    If I do sweat, will it stick?
    Give me twenty, please.

  707. Teh_Bucket
    July 22nd, 2013 at 1:54 am

    hmm, cash for answers.
    should i feed this money cow?
    Lemme think: seems legit.

  708. Nimz
    July 22nd, 2013 at 6:42 am

    Woe is me tonight.
    My trousers got a new hole.
    Now I moon, though clad.

    I think I will buy
    A pair of trousers that can
    Resist pee and rips.

  709. Fren
    July 22nd, 2013 at 7:56 am

    Simply stitch the hole!
    Sew around the gap and then
    across to close it up.

  710. Haiku
    July 22nd, 2013 at 11:06 am

    Nimz! You have now chaps!
    Like mighty cowboy on plains.
    Ride onward, trend setter!

  711. Teh_Bucket
    July 22nd, 2013 at 11:16 am

    have they ripped? well, yes.
    think of it as an upgrade.
    easy feces pants.

  712. Nimz
    July 22nd, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Thanks for the perspective, friends. I doubt these trousers are pee-proofed now (if they ever were), but I can still be on the cutting edge of fashion! (tearing edge?)

    You know, this reminds me of an episode of Duck Tales, in which Bubba Duck is searching for Scrooge McDuck in the time machine, and winds up breaking off the nose of the sphinx:

    “After years and years of work, my sphinx is finally finished!”
    *CRASH*
    “MY SPHINX! It’s ruined! Ruined! Rui…
    … Actually, I kinda like it.”

    Search for a clip: vain.
    I found the episode name:
    Ali Bubba’s Cave.

  713. Teh_Bucket
    July 22nd, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Searching for a clip
    usually ends with this fate:
    oops, got distracted.

  714. Meh
    July 23rd, 2013 at 1:12 am

    Computer turns on
    Anticipation building
    Will it be today?

  715. Meh
    July 23rd, 2013 at 1:14 am

    Alas, nothing new
    the time is not right, not yet
    maybe tomorrow

  716. Haiku
    July 23rd, 2013 at 5:11 am

    Meh, we must post more.
    Our goal is not yet reached-ed.
    The Infinite Eight.

  717. Nimz
    July 23rd, 2013 at 6:06 am

    The reverse haiku
    Is just two-score away now.
    A lesser goal: met.

    I speak of the comment count on the last Moe before this one showed up. That was Reverse Minus Forty… though it did get a few extra posts post the pee-stained Moe post. So we have just a few more to go to make this the longest comment thread.

  718. Fren
    July 23rd, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    Pile them ever skyward and we shall erect a monument of words, a figurative Tower of Babble.

  719. Teh_Bucket
    July 23rd, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Babble babble yar
    ibbley-doo yakkapoo
    and sarah palin

  720. Haiku
    July 24th, 2013 at 5:06 am

    Ibbley-doo, reverse
    Haiku, is coming to you,
    Who takes the honor?

  721. Haiku
    July 24th, 2013 at 5:07 am

    (By which I was trying to say, “we’re nearly to the reverse haiku.” Who wants the honor? Although -now- I’m thinking about a mirror haiku universe. Where all of our haiku’s are filled with flaming trolls and hatred for a reverse Admiral (in this case General) who hates us in return)

  722. Haiku
    July 24th, 2013 at 5:08 am

    (And, following this logic, the General would be from South America. Say, Chile?)

  723. Doramjan
    July 24th, 2013 at 9:25 am

    In each mirror universe
    Characters must have
    A smashing evil goatee

  724. Haiku
    July 24th, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    What does evil, goatee Moe look like?

  725. Nimz
    July 24th, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    Just like a `Moe’tee?
    No, wait. That’s a T-shirt Moe.
    That might be nice, too.

  726. Nimz
    July 24th, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    On a less metred note, this might make a good base for evil mod Moe.

  727. t1m
    July 24th, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    Zero point zero:
    is it greater than zero?
    Firman’s Conjecture.

  728. t1m
    July 24th, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    Mirror Moeseph Dope,
    named “Epod Hpeseom”.
    Too tough on the tongue?

  729. Nimz
    July 25th, 2013 at 1:23 am

    I reckon Reverse
    Aspirate on the second
    letter of surname.

    It fits the `Moe’tif.
    My tongue can wrap around it,
    if but awkwardly.

    False is flat zero.
    FC’s infinitely false,
    So it must be true.

    Our appeal is
    “Infinite zero is not” –
    Firman’s Axiom.

    Unless I misheard.
    If FA says ‘naught’, not ‘not’,
    Firman’s C. is not.

  730. Meh
    July 27th, 2013 at 2:24 am

    Egads, there hasn’t been a new comment in days. I think you have left us all feeling confounded Nimz, well at least there was some momentary flustered sensations after reading those haikus….hmmm I’m not sure if that is the proper plural. Well, have we decided who is taking the coveted reverse haiku spot?

  731. Meh
    July 27th, 2013 at 2:25 am

    For the record, my vote is for haiku. It is only fitting, being that we don’t have a ukiah.

  732. Nimz
    July 27th, 2013 at 4:49 am

    Or Palindr‘moe’.
    Haiku got 5-7-5.
    I say whoever.

  733. Nimz
    July 27th, 2013 at 4:57 am

    Epod’s middle name:
    Can we say it’s “Nootnop” yet,
    Or still too early?

  734. Haiku
    July 27th, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    I agree with Nimz.
    This is for all of us here.
    Even our mirror selves.

  735. Haiku
    July 27th, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    (Nootnop. Pontoon? Heh heh heh…I didn’t get that until I absolutely typed out every piece of it. I also believe that Mirror Moe would definitely be known as Epod instead of Hpeseom – at least when speaking with a familiar tone. In the mirror universe, I see them using last names as first names and vice versa. So -their- “Moe” is from the House of Hpeseom, but he’s known as Epod)

  736. Haiku
    July 27th, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    (-Speaking of which-, and padding the comments, What about the mirror universe’s (trying sound that out loud) Bo? Or Rocketpack Hunk? There is a whole pile of dark characters to pull out)

  737. Meh
    July 27th, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    I love the sound of Epod from the house of Hpeseom, and I forgot that Haiku got 575, so Palindr‘moe’ should definitely take 757.

  738. Meh
    July 27th, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Unless of course there is a vote for someone else to take it. We could get all democratic in here…

  739. Meh
    July 27th, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    I only really brought it up because I wanted it to be officially decided, so we could look forward to that moment

  740. t1m
    July 27th, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    As long as we’re voting, I’ll put my vote in for Palindr’moe’ to take 757.

  741. t1m
    July 27th, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    As far as Haiku’s question about Jetpack Hunk, I think a worthy theory is that he is in fact mirror Moe—Epod, that is, seeing as how he’s pretty much Moe’s opposite in every way. He just hasn’t revealed himself as Epod of Hpeseom yet. Thoughts? Or maybe he’s mirror Uncle Joe?

  742. Nimz
    July 27th, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    I did a quickie edit to see what the goatee on Moe would look like, and came up with this as a rough sketch (I’m not very good ad drawing goatees). It could be cleaned up better, but I think it already gets the idea across fairly well, regarding Epod’s evilness.

  743. Haiku
    July 27th, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    That is a fine Epod, I must say.

  744. Haiku
    July 30th, 2013 at 12:32 am

    One step closer to 757 and the mirror universe.

  745. Doramjan
    July 30th, 2013 at 10:11 am

    Comment 757 is to the Moe community what 2012 was to the Mayans. So much discussion and debate and amazing artist’s renderings of mirror universe characters! My vote is for Palindr’Moe’!

  746. Haiku
    July 30th, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    And like the Mayans, comment 757 is coming. Every day brings us (and them) a little bit closer.

    (Unless the Mayan’s were actually talking about comment 757 and all of our translations of their language and culture were horribly, horribly wrong)

  747. t1m
    July 31st, 2013 at 5:24 am

    seven four seven
    AKA mirror haiku
    degenerate case.

  748. Nimz
    July 31st, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    Alternatively, it is
    The number for
    A line of passenger airplanes.

  749. Meh
    July 31st, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Haiku, you are making me absolutely so excited for the coming of 757…We can only hope that at some point in time Firman grants us some sort of alternate universe comic.

  750. Haiku
    August 1st, 2013 at 12:10 am

    I hope so too, Meh. But the Admiral does what the water’s will allow sometimes, and other times the Admiral makes his own waves. Comment 750! It has been stolen in non-poetic fashion. Only seven more, a universal week, who will fill the six and the last, the seven?

  751. Doramjan
    August 1st, 2013 at 10:02 am

    I will take seven five one.
    I am so greedy.
    Me!

  752. Doramjan
    August 1st, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    I present a time series of our comments for this comic since September. It shows how many comments per day we have posted.

    CHART

    I think I see Batman in the middle of November.
    Also, as you can see, the highest-posting day was when the Admiral posted the comic. The second highest-posting day was just a few days ago!

  753. Nimz
    August 1st, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    CHARTS! Hooray for charts!
    Charts are one of the best parts.
    Three farts for charts! …… wat?

  754. Fren
    August 2nd, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Marking the passage of seven-five-four. Henceforth it shall arise nevermore.

  755. Fren
    August 2nd, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    And oh, seven-five-five, I shall muse: Whatever happened to Cinema Girl, that flooze?

  756. Ton Phanan
    August 4th, 2013 at 10:23 am

    It’s seven-five-six:
    Anticipation in the mix;
    The next shall decide.

  757. Palindr‘moe’
    August 5th, 2013 at 11:00 am

    Mirror universe arrives;
    Comics are reborn
    As reflections of themselves.

    Butt in rut? Turn it, tub!

  758. ukiaH
    August 5th, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    Did I capitalize wrong?
    Or is that normal?
    This mirror world is so strange.

  759. m1t
    August 6th, 2013 at 12:25 am

    Left is right and right is left
    in the mirror world,
    wrong is right and right is wrong.

    Capitalizing the left-
    most letter is right in
    the normal, non-mirror world,

    so capitalizing the
    right-most letter in
    the mirror world must be wrong.

    However, the right-most let-
    ter in the mirror
    world is in fact the left-most.

    Fish and raw rice! The mirror
    world is confusing!

  760. zmiN
    August 6th, 2013 at 12:39 am

    Tread carefully. Remember:
    objects in mirror
    are closer than they appear!

  761. ukiaH
    August 6th, 2013 at 12:55 am

    Brothers, it is now our time.
    Break the light mirror!
    We must invade the weaker!

  762. heM
    August 6th, 2013 at 2:21 am

    I hate this webcomic, and I don’t know why we all bother reading it all the time. I think we need to find this Firman character and make sure he never makes another comic ever again.

  763. zmiN
    August 6th, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Taking down the General –
    That would be a coup.
    Maybe Nootnop could help out…

  764. najmaroD
    August 6th, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Mirror Universe
    Cool new mirror names for all!
    eoM, toilE, and oB

  765. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 6th, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Mirror or normal? Sometimes
    I can’t tell. Can’t I
    Sometimes?—Normal!…Or mirror?

  766. najmaroD
    August 6th, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Anagram haiku
    Uh, karma again

    Palindrome: A butt tuba
    Burp a mottled unit. Baa!

    Moe, Eliot, Bo
    Bootee Limo (alternative line: “Elmo bootie”)

  767. zmiN
    August 6th, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    I found a passage while exploring this brave new world*:

    seil-non on era ereht
    ssalg gnikool eht ni
    resuoiruc emoceb

    I can only assume ‘suoi’ is two syllables (su-oi) and ‘seil’ one syllable (sounds like ‘sail’ or ‘sale’). I am yet uncertain whether it is read from top to bottom or bottom to top. Some punctuation might have helped, alas.

    *The phrase ‘brave new world’ is uttered during a chess game in The Tempest. And what does Alice participate in when she goes Through the Looking Glass? (Okay, I admit, that’s a bit of a stretch, but my brain thought it was an amusing connection beyond the simple double-entendre earlier in the line.)

  768. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 7th, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    I can see what you did there.
    For metered anagrams
    Reflect this universe as well.

    Airy, decadent white house,
    Drama from teenagers
    Causes hellfire, inverts welt.

  769. ukiaH
    August 8th, 2013 at 1:28 am

    We must find the General.
    Fight against this good.
    Anyone bring the hammer?

  770. zmiN
    August 9th, 2013 at 3:00 am

    Seaside Search Party report:
    General not found.
    Error 404 in boats.

  771. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 9th, 2013 at 10:40 am

    It’s our lack of diligence
    That is to be blamed:
    General Protection Fault.

  772. Carp
    August 10th, 2013 at 12:54 am

    Pee stains immortal,
    A constancy through all time –
    Urine unending.

  773. zmiN
    August 10th, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    This odd fellow speaks strange things –
    `Your reign unending’?
    And what a bizarre meter!

    It’s obvious what to do.
    Let’s accelerate
    Our General-finding quest.

    I forgot what we will do
    Once we find that guy…
    I know it was important.

  774. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 12th, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    Our task: find The General!
    How shall we find him?
    I hope we find him funny.

  775. ukiaH
    August 14th, 2013 at 5:05 am

    I hope we find him armed.
    Oh wait.
    This is not a reverse haiku.
    I don’t even know what I’m doing.
    Don’t look at me…

  776. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 14th, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Look! I found The General,
    Not only funny,
    I found him hilarious.

  777. ukiaH
    August 14th, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    I approve this message from both dimensions.

  778. NimzmiN
    August 16th, 2013 at 4:29 am

    The General found,
    Now may we turn ourselves ’round?
    Our haikus are sound:
    With an extra line be crowned!

  779. Nils
    August 16th, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Firman…we’re finished, you and I. I’m sorry. I’ve waited too long. I need a cartoonist that can commit. It’s just better if we go our separate ways. I’d like to say see you around but we both know that isn’t going to happen. Goodbye.

  780. Omi
    August 18th, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Nils you obviously aren’t a firm believer in the notebook. WRITE A LETTER EVERY DAY TILL ONE DAY WE CAN REUNITE. no commitment

  781. Meh
    August 19th, 2013 at 5:12 am

    Long couple of days
    Waiting, hoping, that today
    Would be the return

  782. Meh
    August 19th, 2013 at 5:16 am

    I don’t really have the knack for haikus…and I was really excited hoping that there would be something special here. I love seeing your constant commitment Omi. I think there is something beautiful about the fandom for Firman, and I am happy to be a part of it in the little way that I am. Gosh, I was really hoping the alternate universe would have more comics, though. Actually, if it did, they would be awful and filled with a very attractive and intelligent character that has absolutely no charisma. Hmmmm…I like this universe just fine, because Moe is perfect just the way he is.

  783. m1t
    August 19th, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    Annivers’ry approaching,
    Moe Fandom coaching:
    Oni laying down the law.

  784. m1t
    August 19th, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    Oops, sorry for misreading
    your name, Omi. Ser-
    iously, though, I feel like

    we should throw some kind of par
    -ty come September
    4th. Prose becomes poetry

    when shoehorned into mirror
    haiku format: Ad-
    vice for Meh for future posts.

  785. ukiaH
    August 19th, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    Wait. A party? I’m all there!
    I mean, the party.
    Please ignore me. I’m not here.

  786. najmaroD
    August 20th, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Is there a critical mass of Moe fans in a single location to even HAVE a party? It should totally be a cosplay party. We *NEED* a cosplay Moe, Bo, Jetpack Hunk, and maybe that little devil guy!

  787. Mrna
    August 20th, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Hey, what happened to my name? I think it wound up in one of those fun-house mirrors. o.O
    If I had more time for arting, I would draw my rendition of a critical mass of Moe fans in a single location, in comic form. It would start with someone on a hot day, wishing for something to cool off with. That’s when they noticing a mound of (paper) fans. Printed on each of the fans is a picture of Moe with a word bubble. Each word bubble is a critique of some sort.
    Needless to say, a party begins soon after.

    The fans of paper that bear
    A likeness of Moe
    Have a critical party.

    Grandpa Dope, not invited.
    He showed, anyway,
    Being quite a good critic.

  788. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 21st, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Getting a tattoo of Moe
    Is something I get,
    (The lick-and-stick kind that is).

    I can also understand
    How many people
    Have affection for paper.

    Only one part leaves me lost:
    Why are these inked-up
    Paper lovers in a mound?

    Twister game that’s gone awry?
    Perhaps a flash mob
    Impersonates candy bars?

  789. Fren
    August 21st, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Aye and aye, of all numbers to fear, that one is here. For the humble seven lives in terror no less than that of a scurrying field mouse that’s felt a hawk’s shadow as he gathered his grain on plains stretching for miles. What could threaten a nigh-insubstantial concept such as a number?

    This inanity marks the passing of note seven-eight-nine.

  790. Fren
    August 21st, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    (sorry lads, been horridly busy with projects at work and haven’t made the time to check in of late!)

  791. repiP
    August 21st, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Men overboard, aye
    jumping ship they are, well fine
    Hopeful crew remains.

    Hark! 800 looms!
    Weavers thread hope triumphant.
    Splendid cloth of Moe.

  792. repiP
    August 21st, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    (And I just have to remark: Admiral Firman has provided no fewer than 450 very fine comics. How many comics have each of us created? If he never created another comic, he has crossed the line into victory, and our respect. /salute)

  793. Mrna
    August 22nd, 2013 at 2:06 am

    Fans’ fans fan Fan’s fan fanny.
    I think there was wind.
    Fan had some sharp words for them.

  794. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 23rd, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Banners and flags to be sewn;
    Hail, looming weavers!
    The Cloth of Moe needs your help.

    I’m not exaggerating,
    It’s embroidery!
    Take up your cross. Stitch we me!

    Gather your DMC floss.
    But if you have none,
    I’m sure dental floss will do.

  795. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 23rd, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    How did I miss the mistake?
    Where I said “we me”
    I had meant to say “with me”.

  796. ukiaH
    August 23rd, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    Egad. Kill it. Kill it with fire.

  797. ukiaH
    August 24th, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    Another day. Another post.

  798. Mrna
    August 25th, 2013 at 2:06 am

    I cannot seem to escape –
    How do I get back
    To a regular mirror?

    At first it was uncertain, but now it is getting much, much clearer:
    There’s no high ranking military leader in the funhouse mirror.

  799. ukiaH
    August 27th, 2013 at 3:44 am

    I wonder how long we will be in reverse. What signifies the opposite? Still not a haiku, even lying down flat.

  800. zmiN
    August 27th, 2013 at 5:40 am

    I have escaped the funhouse!
    There are two signals
    To unmirror, I reckon:

    One would be the special post
    That will occur at
    Eight and forty-four score posts;

    The alt. possibility
    Would be when we reach
    The first anniversary.

    Can we manage to make them
    Coincide? That needs
    Some eleven posts per day.

  801. najmaroD
    August 27th, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Eleven posts / day?
    I humbly contribute mine
    We can do it, guys!

  802. ukiaH
    August 27th, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    Yes! When is the time?
    The anniversary time?
    I mean the time date.

  803. zmiN
    August 27th, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    The anniversary date,
    When this strip is 1,
    Will be on 4 September.

    If you want to time it out,
    It ought to occur
    Quite early in the morning.

  804. zmiN
    August 27th, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Something is amiss.
    Did I miss a memo here?
    5-7-5’s back?

  805. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 27th, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    For zmiN, I have two theories:
    One: The end is near.
    Haikus start normalizing.

    Two. Fun-house escape
    Provides some inspiration
    To break from constraints.

  806. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 27th, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    On our way to eleven,
    I can do my part.
    Personal quota fulfilled!

  807. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 27th, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Such mirrors!
    This universe is full of so many in different shapes.
    Distortion.

    I find my reflection altered by simple, mundane objects,
    Utensils.
    Here, for example, I see myself in both sides of my spoon.

  808. zmiN
    August 27th, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    Dear, err…
    Listen hearer!
    Clouds pass by my mirror:
    Shadows fuzzy become clearer.
    We can see the end is drawing nearer.
    We can write in novel structures,
    We can begin anew,
    We can restart.
    We can!

  809. ukiaH
    August 27th, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Sorry, wrote that last haiku wrong.
    Mirrors are funny things.
    I wonder if they…see us?

  810. zmiN
    August 27th, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    I would be surprised if not.
    If names mean aught, then
    A looking glass ought to see.

  811. ukiaH
    August 27th, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    What’s the limit? What is our goal?
    The finite number.
    Seven syllables, or so.

  812. repiP
    August 27th, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    Looking glass purveys hours
    Of fuzzy logic
    Concave’s charming comeuppance.

    Bend and twist, visual lies
    They play on the mind.
    Light’s stubborn impertinence.

  813. ukiaH
    August 27th, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    (No, seriously, what’s our target number for the Anniversary of September 4th?)

  814. ukiaH
    August 28th, 2013 at 12:19 am

    Guys? Guys guys guys guys? And gals?
    No one can hear me.
    So many reflections – silent.

  815. zmiN
    August 28th, 2013 at 12:38 am

    To quote myself here,
    The following clarifies
    The target number.

    “One would be the special post
    That will occur at
    Eight and forty-four score posts.”

    You may recall in July
    We saw decoded
    The words of the great Firman.

  816. m1t
    August 28th, 2013 at 4:29 am

    Eight and forty four score… that’s 888!

    Looks like we’ve got work to do!

  817. m1t
    August 28th, 2013 at 4:41 am

    Eight hundred eighty-eight: numerical divinity.
    Turn it on its side, now see triple infinity!
    Turn it halfway round, it is 888 once more.
    Cut in half it’s equal to four hundred forty-four.

  818. Meh
    August 28th, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Drat…we have quite a ways to go, and I am busy this week

  819. Meh
    August 28th, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    I will offer up my two short comments in the hope that they will help us attain numerical divinity!

  820. Haiku
    August 28th, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    From the other side,
    Let us both assault this limit.
    Break these barriers down.

  821. Haiku
    August 28th, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    (I’m going to post the Kayne West poem)

  822. Haiku
    August 28th, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    (There’s got to be a way to make this poem for Moe or Bo, but I’m not very good at rhyme – haikus being a bit of a cheat – but there are many here much more talented than I. I declare a rhyming adventure!)

    This is the tale of Kayne West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest, and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

  823. zmiN
    August 28th, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    This is the best I’ve got for a 15 minute attempt.

    This is the tale of Moseph Dope,
    Whose bed was called the Moseph Grope,
    Spawned the lazy Moseph Trope.
    To seek romance is the Moseph Hope,
    From the movies girl, “Moseph, Nope.”
    To the insane dentist, “Moseph, Cope.”
    When the Catholic Moseph Pope
    Swore he got the Moseph Soap,
    But that just made our Moseph Mope.
    Returning to the Moseph Grope,
    To dream again of Moseph Rope
    He made good on the Moseph Trope.

  824. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 28th, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    The most-recent poetry
    Gave me an idea:
    We need more clerihews here!

    Moeseph P. Dope,
    On seeing a wee slope,
    Bemoaned his fate,
    “I can’t believe I’m late!“

  825. zmiN
    August 28th, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    A tour through Moe history
    In clerihew form?
    That sounds like a winning thought!

    Wallowing in the subfusc
    Of his shrink’s musk,
    Moe said while under duress
    One single ‘yes.’

  826. zmiN
    August 28th, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Well, technically two.
    Just the first one was alone;
    The next ‘yes’ had friends.

  827. zmiN
    August 29th, 2013 at 1:02 am

    Next we witness important,
    Unforgettable
    Plot-stuff that still bears some weight.

    Moe dodged a bullet
    When he relenquished his wallet,
    But the main point here
    Is a stomach given sans cheer.

    I wonder if Moe has had
    The time and motive
    To get a stomach transplant.
    Then again, Docs here…

  828. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 29th, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    zmiN
    Is a mirror-universe twin.
    He stretched the form of a clerihew,
    For the first line should always consist of just a name, it is very true!

  829. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 29th, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Dr. Unnamed Shrink
    Had a Jungian think.
    He would cure a mugging
    With some inner-child hugging.

  830. zmiN
    August 29th, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    If that’s so, my dictionary’s crap.
    I looked up clerihew, not knowing what it meant;
    Only the rhyme and meter information was present.

  831. zmiN
    August 29th, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    Oatmeal,
    In a strip surreal,
    Defies gravity and dines
    On Moe’s punchlines.

  832. ukiaK
    August 29th, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    We are making great progress
    But the road is long.
    I wish I had a link here.

  833. ukiaK
    August 29th, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    (Although I am most definitely enjoying old school Moe)

  834. ukiaK
    August 29th, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Old Schomoel?

  835. ukiaK
    August 29th, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    I’m so bad at this…

  836. repiP
    August 30th, 2013 at 1:00 am

    So many new posts!

    It’s almost like Jetpack Hunk
    Had brought us right out of our funk.
    But of course, that’s ridiculous–he’s a drifter.
    And doesn’t have an ounce of mattress stain-lifter.

  837. zmiN
    August 30th, 2013 at 3:46 am

    ukiaK, I believe it’s
    “Old Sch`Moe’ol” for that.
    Don’t know ’bout the syllables.

    Billy
    Test fires a homing missile, willy-nilly
    His aim for crap targets went too far
    And blew up Moe’s car.

  838. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 30th, 2013 at 11:41 am

    zmiN, you’re quite correct that, today, many dictionaries aren’t worth the paper they aren’t printed on.

    But, meanwhile, I was being too strict in my definition of a clerihew. The first clerihew ever composed did consist of just a name on the first line:

    Sir Humphrey Davy
    Abominated gravy.
    He lived in the odium
    Of having discovered Sodium.

    But Mr. Clerihew himself did compose several that were more free with the first line, consisting of verse that included a name:

    “I quite realised” said Columbus,
    “That the Earth was not a rhombus
    But I am a little annoyed
    To find it an oblate spheroid”

    It only irritated Brahms
    To tickle him under the arms
    What really helped him to compose
    Was to be stroked on the nose

    [http://www.verse.org.uk/what-is-a-clerihew.html]

    And as repiP has shown, such a technique can be used to great comic effect.

  839. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 30th, 2013 at 11:53 am

    A 911 dispatcher
    Sent aid for Moe’s car’s sudden fracture.
    He asked for a ride in the back seat:
    “Since it’s free it’s the best kind of taxi“.

  840. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 30th, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    Officer Mallay
    Was the first to be colored in shades of gray.
    Mightn’t it be nifty
    If Firman had used fifty?

  841. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    August 30th, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Officer Dumpty
    Has a head round like Humpty.
    He’s here to serve and protect,
    And insists you give guns due respect.

  842. repiP
    August 31st, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    Who here remembers sweet raven-haired Fay?
    In museum’s halls, she led Moe’s heart astray.
    But not for long, cuz Moe got it wrong
    Or maybe Admiral Firman didn’t think she belonged.

  843. repiP
    August 31st, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    But I saw today the pretty senorita Fay,
    and rued to myself, what a shame she didn’t stay!
    But then Moe wouldn’t be hiding some pee stains,
    And we’d not be writing clerihews—to Our Great Pains!

  844. zmiN
    September 1st, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    eoM found on the floor,
    While asking to stop at a store,
    A napkin of bloody fingerprints.
    “Shall we ditch ya?” yallaM reciffO hints.

  845. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 12:08 am

    ytpmuD reciffO concedes
    That stopping at the market here leads
    To freeze-treats.
    They, too, got out of their seats.

  846. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 12:16 am

    yallaM reciffO isn’t sanguine about juice.
    He wants eoM to reduce
    A frozen pile of entrails
    Not capable of betrayals.

  847. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 12:24 am

    eoM wants juice of kiwi fruit,
    But the grocer is an insufferable brute:
    “We’ll carry that never,”
    Plus banter with various amounts of clever.

  848. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 12:38 am

    In memory of C. Scrawl
    Two thugs plan the fall
    Of the Taxi of Justice.
    “Let’s do this”

    I temporarily stop:
    I will not monop-
    olise the good cop bad cop.

  849. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 12:47 am

    “yallaM reciffO isn’t sanguine about juice”
    Should say ‘reduce
    TO a frozen pile…’.
    Add that to the typo file. :\

  850. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 3:28 am

    We have only two days.

  851. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 3:28 am

    (That was almost the start of a reverse haiku)

  852. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 3:29 am

    This anniversary is important to me, very important, and I will follow the words of Moe to bring it home.

  853. jonny
    September 2nd, 2013 at 5:02 am

    First

  854. repiP
    September 2nd, 2013 at 9:33 am

    Clerihews be damned. Or are they cleri-pews!?

    Mine stink, anyway…Two days.
    Thirty-four more posts.
    A challenge: Word grist, commence!

  855. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    My run of half a dozen
    Was for this end goal:
    The right count at the end time.

    Mallay and Dumpty
    Will not last much longer now.
    I gave y’all a chance.

  856. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    First, eoM has a plan
    To get kiwi juice in a carton or can.
    It backfires, making his eye sting.
    Quothe he, “I’m just browsing.“

  857. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Officers and juices need to be iced
    (This is before they can be raw fished and riced).
    Kiwi with strawberry is close enough,
    And those thugs are still out there, acting tough.

    Connection woes,
    The greatest foes.

  858. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    ytpmuD show off his smarts:
    If their bullet-proof vest parts,
    They could cool down some.
    “DAY-UMN!“

  859. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    This Moe clerihew comes without a link
    And this, I think,
    Is right for our readership
    In the spirit of violence censorship.

  860. m1t
    September 2nd, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Eight-eight-eight closer than ever
    hasten the annivers’moe’ry
    September 4th, September 4th.

  861. ZHEN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    What is going on over here?
    My name has gone… sideways?
    Huh.

  862. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    I suspect this paradox
    Is due to closeness
    To eight hundred eighty eight.

    The gangstas, revenged,
    Have become a bit unhinged.
    eoM doesn’t notice the war they fought,
    “Check out this great shirt I just bought!“

  863. zmiN
    September 2nd, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    MADD failed;
    The gangstas were not jailed.
    A deus ex machina drunk driver
    Leaves eoM a survivor.

  864. ukiaH
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    I think I broke the machine before. It wouldn’t post all my words.

  865. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    The machine shut down, but it was worth it to push it through.

  866. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    My ability is nothing compared to that of zmiN, m1t, and others…

  867. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    …..but I’m going to do what I can.

  868. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    The goal is all important, almost no matter how we get there.

  869. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    Plus all good pastries have a little fluff, marshmallow, in-between.

  870. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    Consider this such vacant sugar, until my friends can deliver the solid coating on either side.

  871. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    I wonder how many of these I can post.

  872. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    It seems if I just want long enough, it will let me keep posting.

  873. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    And we have only one day left, it’s time to push hard.

  874. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    Unlike squishy Moe.

  875. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    But with the brains of Bo.

  876. Haiku
    September 2nd, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    And the scowl of Grandpa.

  877. Haiku
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:00 am

    Last one. We’re almost there!

  878. zmiN
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:02 am

    ukiaH,
    When the deadline is nigh ya,
    Does the mirror prematurely break,
    Or are my eyes believing a mistake?

  879. repiP
    September 3rd, 2013 at 1:17 am

    Oh dear–I never thought of that–broken mirrors bring bad luck, zmiN!
    As demons of misfortune could sneak through the din
    Of our shattered vanity; and we, sporting safety glasses and brooms
    Must stand fervently vigilant, until proper abnormality resumes.

  880. zmiN
    September 3rd, 2013 at 1:45 am

    No cause, repiP, for alarm or concern.
    At eight hundred four score eight posts we should return
    To our re-inverted selves
    With no broken mirrors or shelves.

    I dare not think on the chance,
    Slim as it may be,
    Of anything breaking then.

  881. m1t
    September 3rd, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Haiku’s great effort
    Has brought us much closer to
    our goal. Yay Haiku!

  882. repiP
    September 3rd, 2013 at 11:36 am

    All Hail, ukiaH–err Haiku!
    Who provided that which had been meagre hitherto
    Down the home stretch we justly are
    Nearing when I can again play my guitar.

  883. zmiN
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    Anyone up for cheese rings?
    They should be okay.
    Still. Only slightly bloody.

  884. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Can’t believe it’s been a year!
    Talk of mirrors, brooms,
    And funhouses while we wait.

    The birthday is drawing near;
    And a question looms:
    Who shall author triple-eight?

    Who’s a worthy volunteer?

  885. ’ eom‘rdnilaP
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    [Drat that premature posting…]

    Who’s a worthy volunteer?
    Universal glooms
    To dispel with comments great?

    What I’m trying to say here,
    As the deadline looms,
    zmiN’s the one I nominate!

  886. Omi
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    OH GOD ITS THE ANNIVERSARY HERE. HAPPY NEW YEAR OF MOE GUYS!!! let us pray for the good admiral’s safekeeping on his mighty quest. GOD BLESS ADMIRAL FIRMAN, GOD BLESS BED RIDDEN MOE, AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL

  887. Omi
    September 3rd, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    also after this current post whoever comments next will secure post 888 congratulations to them. we are a motley crew, a ragged band of misfits and miscreants but we stand strong in support of moe’s eternal struggle with pee stained bedding

  888. zmiN
    September 3rd, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    Still a couple of hours early, but I think I’m ready here.

    Ahem.

    Such a notable post count
    Deserves to have verse
    Of a multitude of kinds.

    As zmiN, the sole nominee
    I accept this mattress stained with pee.
    I just wish I had half the bravado
    Of a halved avocado.

    From a shrink and to the sky,
    We have followed this Dope guy.
    And if our Admiral at sea be lost,
    We’ll find him again no matter the cost,
    For he showed us the Best Pie.

    Eight hundred fourscore and eight
    Shows that Firman sure is great!

    I gret just one thing:
    I have no banner to bring
    But a song to sing.

    I don’t think this is anything to mope about, though, because

    Favourable art in words
    (And sometimes in surds)
    Sure beat my visual turds.

    My palindrome skills are lacking.
    This verse is written upside-down!
    You’re reading this top to bottom?

    Reading on comments of yore
    I am reminded
    How everyone is awesome.

    Through stories spun of ARCHERY STORE AMAZONS and doctors of ill repute (and questionable phar`Moe’ceuticals – they never did give me that Schedule V stuff), 3D Moe and candy sketches, minimalist haiku and palindromes, epic haiku combobs and koans, anagrams and an Admiral awkwardly accepting all awe, cats are only spared when current events no longer block creative tetrises.

    And now, time to close
    In the traditional form
    Of raw fish and rice.

    * bows, takes the award, and passes out upon smelling it *

  889. najmaroD
    September 4th, 2013 at 9:17 am

    WOW! Happy birthday, Moe #855!

  890. Nimz
    September 4th, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    http://www.firmanproductions.com/?p=855#comment-11806
    The need for a banner/flag/bannerflag is stated.

    http://www.firmanproductions.com/?p=855#comment-11945
    The need is fulfilled. I no longer feel so guilty for not having made the banner to put in the anniversary post.

    It seems the mirror universe spell is still affecting some. For those that would come back to this reality, speaking the following magic words may help:

    Hocus pocus! Turn!
    Raw fish and rice awaits us!
    Abracadabra!

    And because my mirror counterpart neglected to mention it, Happy first birthday, Moe comic #450. May you eventually be potty trained! Also, (early?) Happy first birthday to Philip’s child! May it be the first of many!

  891. Nimz
    September 4th, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    http://www.firmanproductions.com/?p=855#comment-11806
    The need for a banner/flag/bannerflag is stated.

    Same url, but comment-11945
    The need is fulfilled. I no longer feel so guilty for not having made the banner to put in the anniversary post.

    It seems the mirror universe spell is still affecting some. For those that would come back to this reality, speaking the following magic words may help:

    Hocus pocus! Turn!
    Raw fish and rice awaits us!
    Abracadabra!

    And because my mirror counterpart neglected to mention it, Happy first birthday, Moe comic #450. May you eventually be potty trained! Also, (early?) Happy first birthday to Philip’s child! May it be the first of many!

    Comment blocked by moderation
    Due to two included links, it seems
    Spurs the thoughts to the creation
    Of alternate info conveyance.

    Conveyance rhymes with seems, right?

  892. Palindr‘moe’
    September 4th, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    Ooh it feels so good;
    Bask in the pampering warmth,
    Freedom from mirrors!

    I love that the air
    Reaching, tickling down my throat
    Isn’t reflected.

    I slow clap for Nimz
    And his mirror counterpart,
    Poetry sublime!

    For what it’s worth, though,
    Nimz’ spell didn’t work for me.
    Here’s the word I used:

    Abracadacarba!

  893. Palindr‘moe’
    September 4th, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Despite what I said,
    This unreflected air smells
    Of soggy mattress.

  894. Nimz
    September 4th, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Eh? My guarantee
    Of that spell working was wrong?
    Maybe just for me… :\

    Perhaps as a start
    Our spells can be used to help
    Others find their own?

    Be that as it may,
    Our freedom from silvered glass!
    Deliverance, yo.

    Oh, the freedom from
    Perplexing contortions is
    Ever sweet for me!

    (Hidden words abound
    And remind of heros both
    Abroad and right here.)

  895. Doramjan
    September 4th, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Thank you Nimz! That worked! I’m no longer stuck in the mirror universe! But now Moe has pee stains and the bed looks like the pit of a halved avocado…

  896. Doramjan
    September 4th, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    Let’s see how soon Google indexes this page to find the word “abracadacarba”… Maybe we can use it a lot in abracadacarba-based links to bump this page’s rank in Google…

  897. Nimz
    September 4th, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    Doramjan, hurry!
    If Moe and the bed have swapp’d,
    Event horizon…

    … Means every future
    Moe will be the unseen Moe.
    Save Plato’s cave `Moe’n!

  898. Haiku
    September 5th, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    That was so beautiful…

  899. Haiku
    September 5th, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Oh, and abracadacarba. Is that how you spell abracadacarba?

  900. Nimz
    September 5th, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    I’ve only heard of abracadacarba being spelled abracadacarba. Maybe if you spell it bac… Hmmmn. That… which side of the mirror am I on now, anyway?

  901. Piper
    September 6th, 2013 at 9:07 am

    Not sure why, but I can no longer see the strip itself. Even if I flip through archives and come back to strip #450, it’s not there.

    I think someone invoked abracadacarba one too many times….poof!

  902. Omi
    September 6th, 2013 at 10:15 am

    and piper scores 900. good god this comic is like a breeding ground for achievements and milestones

  903. Palindr‘moe’
    September 6th, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    The second appearance of the dispatcher
    Shows her neck that really increases her stature.
    “EMERGENCY DISPATCH!”, she cried. And her boss opined,
    “We’re 911… Is there any other kind?”

  904. Palindr‘moe’
    September 7th, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    I’ve heard of someone named Sadi
    Whose claims to sainthood are rather shady.
    When, like Moe, he leaves his drink behind by mistake
    He covers it with a purchase that’s fake.

  905. Palindr‘moe’
    September 7th, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    [Once more, with feeling! And perhaps this time with a functional link…]

    I’ve heard of someone named Sadi
    Whose claims to sainthood are rather shady.
    When, like Moe, he leaves his drink behind by mistake
    He covers it with a purchase that’s fake.

  906. Falos
    September 8th, 2013 at 12:29 am

    Why do I come back?
    All we ever have are poems.
    Oh, I guess that’s why.

  907. Nimz
    September 8th, 2013 at 2:27 am

    Mr. Dope confirmed his full name
    And received a tricycle that came
    With apologies for exploding his car.
    You won’t get rust stains from that handlebar.

    Palindr‘moe’, considering the line you chose for the link, it’s almost appropriate it was fake the first time through.

  908. Palindr‘moe’
    September 8th, 2013 at 4:49 am

    Moe’s next-door neighbor
    Is a connoisseur of machines for manual labor.
    A tricycle sucks, as he knows,
    But it’s he himself that really blows.

  909. Haiku
    September 8th, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    (That one was particularly awesome)

  910. Nimz
    September 8th, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    Another Mallay and Dumpty strip is up next. I wonder if the Billy that’s being threatened by them is the same Billy that blew up Moe’s car. They look different, but that could be the passage of time affecting young ‘uns more strongly. Did Billy have an indirect hand in meting out poetic justice?

    Soon, clerihews for
    Cinema Girl and boyfriend:
    Angela and Josh.

  911. Doramjan
    September 9th, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Raw clerihews and rice?

  912. Nimz
    September 9th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Hmmmmmmmn…..

    If you see Admiral Michael Firman
    In a tank named for Sherman,
    It sure would be nice
    To offer him raw fish and rice.

  913. Palindr‘moe’
    September 10th, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    What? Officers Dumpty and Mallay
    Alive? Why didn’t they stay
    Dead? Oh, or is this just a flash-
    back? Showing their evil schemes to get cash?

  914. Palindr‘moe’
    September 10th, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    The deeds of Officer Mallay
    Remind me of the NSA.
    They’re supposed to protect and serve,
    But they’re rifling our private photos—the nerve!

  915. Palindr‘moe’
    September 10th, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    That kid on the billboard, (…Billy?),
    Has a grin that’s remarkably silly.
    In all my years,
    I’ve never seen another smile that extends beyond the wearers’s ears.

    Though he’s got nothing on Moe,
    Basking in the billboard’s glow.
    From this vantage it’s hard to make his features out,
    But if that upper lump is not an eye, then he’s got a mouth like a trout.

  916. Palindr‘moe’
    September 10th, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    This old geeze was a big bag of sass,
    There’s no way he was letting Moe pass.
    When he asks a question rhetorical,
    He won’t accept a response interrogorical.

  917. Nimz
    September 11th, 2013 at 12:56 am

    Cinema Girl (née Angela)
    Has a few questions for this Moe fella.
    “Are you okay? Your eyeballs are hearts.”
    “Oh my God! That’s how a hazardous eye disease starts!”

  918. Nimz
    September 11th, 2013 at 4:09 am

    Moe needs to come up with a joke
    To cover his pretty pretty choke.
    It’s a close shave,
    But he makes an epic save.

  919. Palindr`moe'
    September 11th, 2013 at 9:58 am

    Poor, sad Moe;
    Romantic missteps have left him feeling low.
    He picks himself up with his imagination,
    Of forgiveness, a date, hand-holding, love, and zombie decapitation.

  920. Nimz
    September 11th, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    A Lump of Stupid interferes
    When Moe wants to apologise for tears.
    Moe can see he’s being let*
    By the Lump’s unintentional threat.

    * archaic meaning

  921. Nimz
    September 11th, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    Moe gets a shiner for his wise talk.
    He continues to learn why not to mock
    The looks of maidens fair:
    Da-Doink! I hope the freak has a spare pair.

  922. Nimz
    September 15th, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    A monument erected,
    Sodden and much urine stained,
    Of arts being perfected
    With raw fish and rice engrained.

    Though the ink wells seem nigh dried
    In our current dormant state,
    From the sea, where we reside,
    Come reservoirs by the crate.

    Lest our hero feel neglect
    From the sports on his TV,
    Let’s strive to show him respect
    The Sanchez fly hit won’t see.

    Whatever.

  923. Doramjan
    September 16th, 2013 at 10:37 am

    I am not so poetically skilled to contribute, but I just want to say that I *LOVE* these comments summarizing old comics. WOW

  924. Nimz
    September 16th, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Doramjan, it doesn’t take much to try.
    What do I look like to you, some kind of poet guy?
    You can find Poem Valley, most def.
    As long as you remember your <a href>*

    * <a href=(url of the old comic being referred to)>

  925. Nimz
    September 16th, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Oh, and don’t forget the </a> at the end of what you want to be hypertexted. >_>

  926. Nimz
    September 17th, 2013 at 4:13 am

    Our sweet prince’s jokes are not very fresh,
    And they just don’t mesh
    With the clown’s studio routine.
    Pretty sure that clown is heckling the next time he’s seen.

  927. Nimz
    September 17th, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    I could’ve sworn I wrote and posted a clerihew for the unnamed detective shortly after the unfresh prince one. Maybe I fell asleep instead of hitting the Submit Comment button. Let’s see if I can recall it well enough to rebuild it from scratch…

    An unnamed detective
    Will hear defective
    Intel on who iced two cops.
    At the news he will lose his bottle of rye schnapps.

    I have not heard of scotch whiskey being referred to as schnapps, but a certain dictionary (the same one that failed to inform me about the name-in-the-first-line convention for clerihews… maybe I should check other sources…) told me schnapps can be any strong, dry spirit.

  928. Nimz
    September 17th, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    Cinema girl wrote a note
    For Moe’s tricycle to faithfully tote.
    While thoughts sway toward the visceral,
    Moe is reminded the other hand is literal.

    That one took a while to find a suitable word to rhyme with ‘literal’.

  929. Omi
    September 18th, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    yes but nimz whilst schnapps may be scotch scotch may not be schnapps. there are very specific laws governing what may be classified as scotch whisky

  930. Nimz
    September 18th, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    If scotch is specific and schnapps is vague, I don’t see that there would be an incorrect usage of words, despite the loss of detail, in referring to the specific thing in more generic terms. Or put another way, as far as I can tell, scotch is a subset of schnapps. If there are scotches that are not schappses, I will gladly rewrite the clerihew to be more faithful to Film N’Moe’ir.

  931. Omi
    September 19th, 2013 at 5:53 am

    it’s much like how a square is a type of rectangle but a rectangle is not a type of square. the addition of extra guidelines separates the two in one direction. so whilst cola is a type of soft drink, soft drink is not a type of cola.

  932. Omi
    September 19th, 2013 at 5:54 am

    I realised I like beverages a lot and probably have a drinking problem.

  933. Nimz
    September 19th, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    Squares and rectangles –
    These I understand. But now,
    Q: Is scotch the square?

  934. Nimz
    September 19th, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    If ‘Affirmative’ is the A:,
    The rectangular schnapps can stay.
    But if square scotch is not quite true,
    I will rewrite that clerihew.

  935. Nimz
    September 19th, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Meanwhile, Moe appears okay
    As he goes to purchase a bouquet.
    The flies from Moe’s wallet indicate
    The florist’s day will go great.

  936. Nimz
    September 20th, 2013 at 4:01 am

    Moe waxes philosophically
    Whilst hand-crafting a bouquet methodically.
    A picture of Moe’s heart
    Must include fungi as a part.

  937. Nimz
    September 20th, 2013 at 4:06 am

    Um, this should be a working link.
    It didn’t care for the missing http:// I think.

  938. Omi
    September 20th, 2013 at 11:59 am

    oh man now I come to the hardest day of my life: calling scotch square. the mantra “it’s hip to be square” just doesn’t prepare you for the day. I forgot all about moe’s early wooing days

  939. Palindr‘moe’
    September 20th, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Moe takes his paper stuffed with wheat and ‘shrooms,
    And all the hair not on his head, he grooms,
    “I’m sure that slushie slave won’t notice the bouquet’s messiness,
    When she’s distracted by my half-closed-eyelid sexiness!”

  940. Palindr‘moe’
    September 21st, 2013 at 11:25 am

    The ace gumshoe rides solo
    Hot on the tail of the ’76 El Bolo.
    He’ll stick around ’til that cock-eyed, chrome-domed cookie is ready to blow,
    Without the greenbacks, he can’t rub him out during the picture show.

  941. Nimz
    September 21st, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Huey Lewis and the News
    Did their best to prepare you to call good booze
    By a term generally not considered friendly.
    For what it’s worth, I’m sorry about forcing your hand there, Omi.

  942. Nimz
    September 21st, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    Angela’s Boyfriend‘s mom and dad
    Seem to have given him a name that would have had
    A terrible emotional impact:
    Have you seen grade-schoolers with tact?

  943. Nimz
    September 27th, 2013 at 12:00 am

    Josh is not Angela’s boyfriend!
    She hates him, the end.
    “Don’t you dare hit the lady, you jock!”
    “I will — the same eye, I’ll sock.”

    For reference, see the Da-Doink! from comments a fortnight ago.

  944. Falos
    October 1st, 2013 at 3:17 am

    I pull up a chair.
    Dust rises and heads look up.
    Both will settle soon.

  945. Nimz
    October 9th, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    *BLAM!* (reload) *BLAM BLAM*
    The gumshoe fired his gun to
    Make sure it still works.

    A return of sorts
    To haikus and to posting.
    Too literal link?

  946. Nimz
    October 9th, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Angela likes the hand-picked arrangement,
    But her face undergoes a strange derangement
    When shifting moss shows
    Something that will decompose.

  947. Nimz
    October 9th, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    Now Angela wants to pour out her heart.
    Pouring out blood and guts is Moe’s part.
    “Can you share with me those emotes
    In the form of cliff notes?”

  948. Nimz
    October 9th, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    The PI plugged a slug in the ugly lug’s jug.
    Moe, your grave has been dug.
    In the midst of a confusing situation,
    The detective proves to be a master of negation.

  949. Nimz
    October 9th, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    “Moe, wasn’t your stomach shot clean through?
    Couldn’t that kill you?”
    “No stomach was in that bullet’s flight line.
    It’s fatal if I die, but ’til then I’m fine.“

  950. Nimz
    October 9th, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    The gumshoe is not only a master of not,
    But mastry of logic he’s also got.
    “Because you were shot in the belly,
    So thus ergo you murdered Officers Mallay and Dumpty!”

  951. Nimz
    October 10th, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    For the fiftieth episode in the story of Moe,
    His cuffs are too tight, but he can still show
    None can ignore him, despite fashion sense,
    When he releases his flatulence!

  952. Nimz
    October 10th, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    Angela could not confess her true feelings,
    While Josh wanted more Moe dealings.
    My question for Josh (please leave me from the answer, spared):
    How do you give a wedgie to someone un-underweared?

    Someday Cinema Girl will return, when we least expect it.

  953. Falos
    October 13th, 2013 at 2:59 am

    Someday comes sometime.
    The spark of hope still persists.
    Don’t stare, just be warmed.

  954. Omi
    October 16th, 2013 at 10:26 am

    it will soon arrive
    it is on the horizon
    1000 posts. fuck.

    LET US MARCH ONWARDS BROTHERS. i even made a haiku just for this non-event occasion

  955. Doramjan
    October 16th, 2013 at 11:09 am

    I pondered Moe’s plight
    And emailed the Admiral.
    Report: HE YET LIVES!

  956. m1t
    October 17th, 2013 at 3:12 am

    nearing a thousand
    as brother Omi says, march
    onward! for Firman!

  957. m1t
    October 17th, 2013 at 3:14 am

    Falos’ words are few,
    but hold a wealth of meaning.
    Mad props to Falos.

  958. m1t
    October 17th, 2013 at 3:23 am

    Moeseph Pontoon Dope
    slipped on a bar of soap.
    as he fell to his aft
    the audience laughed
    at a tried and true comedy trope.

  959. m1t
    October 17th, 2013 at 3:25 am

    I will reach one thousand,
    All by myself,
    all I have to do
    is lower my standards
    and not worry about rhyming or line lengths.

  960. m1t
    October 17th, 2013 at 3:27 am

    Doramjan! Could you
    construct another one of
    your Batman-esque charts?

  961. Omi
    October 17th, 2013 at 5:27 am

    I have never been good at rhyming or line lengths.
    but what I lack in skill
    I make up for in enthusiasm
    and persistence.

    maybe next time

  962. Doramjan
    October 17th, 2013 at 9:38 am

    m1t, I will try to make a chart, but I just fractured my ankle. It may be a while. . .

  963. Nimz
    October 18th, 2013 at 1:04 am

    You never notice how much you use
    Your ankle
    Until one day you find it
    Fractured.

  964. Nimz
    October 18th, 2013 at 1:14 am

    Dr. Mad
    Doesn’t think Moe had
    His stomach mugged a long while ago,
    As the evidence of comic #2 does show.

  965. Nimz
    October 18th, 2013 at 1:21 am

    Slippy Kip
    Wants you to rip
    And roar with raucous laughter.
    Did Moe like jokes ‘Moe’re a few years after?

  966. m1t
    October 19th, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    Beds are for relaxing,
    not for chores!
    Not work that’s taxing,
    but rather snores!

  967. m1t
    October 23rd, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    We can’t quit so close
    to one thousand! C’mon guys,
    let’s make this happen!

  968. Falos
    October 24th, 2013 at 12:28 am

    Tension is building.
    Each post makes us more restless.
    Anxiety grows.

  969. m1t
    October 25th, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    Anxiously waiting
    waiting waiting anxiously
    wait anxiously wait!

  970. m1t
    October 28th, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Will this bed of pee
    stains and relaxing become
    Moeseph’s final rest?

    Will he soar no more
    on the wings of humorous
    misunderstanding?

    Pray that it be not
    so! Come, let us hasten the
    return of Moeseph!

  971. Nimz
    October 29th, 2013 at 12:43 am

    One thing we can know:
    `Moe’ssiah will come again;
    Thus sayeth scripture.*

    * `Firman’st book of Dope, chapter 7, verses 12-13. Or in some editions, chapter 12, verses 7-13.

  972. Omi
    October 30th, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    this tension is like a ballista
    or maybe a catapult
    I still haven’t got this poem thing down yet

  973. Doramjan
    October 31st, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Happy Hall’Moeween!!

  974. Haiku
    November 1st, 2013 at 2:44 am

    Happy Halloween!

  975. Dent
    November 1st, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    Hallow’s eve has passed,
    And we approach the thousand!
    Press on, my comrades.

  976. Carp
    November 3rd, 2013 at 1:05 am

    sorry i’ve been gone
    though busy with school business;
    i always check in

    i have not forgotten 😮

  977. Doramjan
    November 4th, 2013 at 11:46 am

    Does anyone have the artistic chops to halve an actual avocado, and carve Moe’s likeness into the pit? That would be the ultimate fan-art for this comic!!

  978. Nimz
    November 5th, 2013 at 5:54 am

    That would be so cool.
    I don’t have the time or skill:
    Big test this weekend.

  979. Haiku
    November 6th, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    That would be the ultimate Doramjan.

    Wait, that would be the ultimate comma Doramjan.

    Hmmm. Let’s get on it.

  980. Haiku
    November 7th, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    One step closer to 1000

  981. Haiku
    November 8th, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    Never stop moving.

  982. Omi
    November 8th, 2013 at 11:12 pm

    don’t stop, never give up, keep on commenting till we reach the top

  983. Haiku
    November 10th, 2013 at 3:18 am

    1000 and then a 1000 more
    Love every post, ain’t no chore

  984. Falos
    November 10th, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    If I get ahold of an avocado, I’mma take a hack at it, but I don’t have any legit cutting tools, just household knives/blades.

  985. Haiku
    November 11th, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    I wonder how many posts until we crash the server? Not that I want to rob us of Moe, but definitely curiosity.

  986. Omi
    November 12th, 2013 at 9:10 am

    15 more 15 more all we need is 15 more

  987. Omi
    November 12th, 2013 at 9:10 am

    wait that made it 14 and this makes it 13.

  988. Omi
    November 12th, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    I think we might have found it

  989. Omi
    November 12th, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    welp nevermind it wouldn’t let me comment for a while there

  990. Haiku
    November 13th, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    I run into that problem all the time.

  991. Haiku
    November 13th, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    But the gate keepers are relatively polite.

  992. Haiku
    November 15th, 2013 at 3:30 am

    Don’t give up. Only eight more to go.

  993. Nimz
    November 15th, 2013 at 4:36 am

    The March goes onward.
    Then it becomes November.
    March is a pun, see?

  994. Omi
    November 15th, 2013 at 4:45 am

    I wonder who shall have the honour of 1000.

  995. Haiku
    November 17th, 2013 at 5:39 am

    I wonder what Moe would do with an air-mattress

  996. Omi
    November 18th, 2013 at 9:02 am

    or a sleeping bag

  997. Haiku
    November 18th, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Or a water bed.

  998. Omi
    November 19th, 2013 at 12:52 am

    or a pull out sofa bed.

  999. Haiku
    November 19th, 2013 at 4:18 am

    Or seven bunks above a single pea.

  1000. Nimz
    November 19th, 2013 at 11:46 am

    Seven bunks above
    A single pea is quite clear –
    Just two words: `pea’ stains.

    Now, for my recent lack
    Of clerihew look-back
    I apologise much –
    Soon I return to such.

  1001. Omi
    November 19th, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    BY GOVE WE’VE DONE IT. HUZZAH. HUZZAH. HUZZAH

  1002. Omi
    November 19th, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    aw man that was meant to be jove. Gove is place >.<

  1003. Nimz
    November 20th, 2013 at 3:40 am

    We did it? Were there internets won?
    The ride thus far has been so much fun!
    I would like to say some thank you stuff
    To Firman, for pausing long enough.
    I’ll have MORE thanks when more Moes get done.

    I mean. like no pressure. There’s lots of gratitute going on here, for serious. But woah man! if you’re allergic to thankses, watch out when the next strip gets posted. 😉 Here’s to Moe’s eventual rise out of the pit of held-by-matress’s-event-horizon.

  1004. m1t
    November 20th, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    One thousand and four!
    Here’s to many more!

  1005. Falos
    November 26th, 2013 at 10:34 am

    If Moe didn’t cause a space-bending singularity alone, 1000 legit comments loaded with miles of poetry did the rest.

    In case it wasn’t clear, I just pointed out that this we’ll all be collapsing into a black hole shortly. It’s been an honor working with you folks, /tiphat.

  1006. Nimz
    November 27th, 2013 at 3:02 am

    That’s not to `Moe’ntion
    Uncountably many puns.
    Meet y’all closely, soon.

  1007. Dent
    November 28th, 2013 at 4:00 am

    Relativity
    takes up five whole syllables –
    Limits my poem!

  1008. Haiku
    November 29th, 2013 at 1:40 am

    Happy Moesgiving!

  1009. DrMorganski
    December 3rd, 2013 at 6:19 am

    My first haiku is
    Not of celebration but
    Where are the comments?

  1010. DrMorganski
    December 3rd, 2013 at 6:21 am

    My next haiku comes
    In a black-sealed envelope
    “Firman gone for good?”

  1011. Falos
    December 5th, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    I’ve seen some weird stuff.
    I’ve explored the internet.
    This page stands alone.

  1012. Doramjan
    December 6th, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Dece’Moe’ber is off to a slow start for comments. Come on! Let’s show our Christ’Moe’s cheer!

  1013. Haiku
    December 7th, 2013 at 9:58 am

    Doramjan is right! Although, what would Moe celebrate? I think Christ’Moe is it. He’d take all the presents and then return the ones he didn’t want unwrapped.

  1014. Haiku
    December 10th, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    What about a Moe’neku? I’m not sure how to promote that one.

  1015. Nimz
    December 11th, 2013 at 2:38 am

    One Dope December,
    Pagan parties became Moe.
    `Moe’rry Yule`Moe’, all.

  1016. Haiku
    December 15th, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Never give up.

    2000 we must meet.

  1017. Nimz
    December 15th, 2013 at 11:39 pm

    Or this proposal –
    We must reach 2001:
    A Moe Odyssey.

    … Or inspire Firman, trying.

  1018. Haiku
    December 16th, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    I now want this.

    I want this by next year.

  1019. Doramjan
    December 18th, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    “Make it Moe, number one.”
    — Captain Picard

  1020. Doramjan
    December 18th, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    “Resistance is futile. You will be assi’Moe’lated.”
    — The Borg

  1021. Omi
    December 18th, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    now I just have the captain picard song in my head but its just moe singing it. I can dig it

  1022. Haiku
    December 20th, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    I was trying to reach this site a few days ago and couldn’t! I was honestly worried we had broken it with too Mo’ech love. But apparently everything’s cool, we can keep spamming.

    2001 Moe’essy continues!

    (I need to get better at my Moe-insertions)

  1023. Nimz
    December 22nd, 2013 at 2:48 am

    Moe puns are stilll Dope,
    But the `Moe’therload can’t ship
    Without the `Bo’atload.

  1024. Nimz
    December 24th, 2013 at 3:27 am

    It has recently come to my attention that my Moe puns are severely inadequate. Behold the work of a master Moe punner. I need to step up my game, bro.

  1025. Haiku
    December 25th, 2013 at 1:32 am

    That is the most beautiful thing on the Internet. Merry Christmas.

  1026. Omi
    December 25th, 2013 at 7:49 am

    merry Christmas to Lord Admiral Vice Chancellor High Priest Firman and the ever gallant moe. and merry Christmas to all of you committed fans of pee stained beds I hope you have all had wonderful days

  1027. Doramjan
    December 27th, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    Happy Birthday to me! I hoped for a birthday miracle of new Moe, but I will continue to be patient and wait for The Admiral

  1028. DrMorganski
    December 29th, 2013 at 5:01 am

    A better present could not exist, but there’s a reason he’s The Admiral and not The Santa.

    Perhaps we should adopt a new deity? One that delivers more frequently? Or is that just the impatience and over-a-year-long-hunger-strike talking?

  1029. Haiku
    December 31st, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    Must remember to post-a-day. Our Moe’dessy isn’t going to ship itself into space.

  1030. Omi
    January 1st, 2014 at 7:42 am

    not enough blood sacrifices to the Firman. he was displeased with our efforts last year, but this year we will sacrifice until we can’t sacrifice anymore

  1031. Nimz
    January 1st, 2014 at 9:32 am

    `Moe’velous new year,
    `Bo’th young and old sing your cheer!

    Elliot was here

  1032. Haiku
    January 1st, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    Listen to the Great Omi!

    More fruits, more vegetables, bring us things from the soil that squish and weep and cast their juicy, liquid entrails on the eternal cocktail that is Moe! (Mainly because I see Moe drinking umbrella drinks)

  1033. DrMorganski
    January 2nd, 2014 at 4:14 am

    Oh shit, I was doing the wrong thing…

    I’ve been on a hunger strike for all of 2013 to try and resurrect Moe with my personal sacrifice, but I see now that I have to sacrifice things that belong to OTHER people…

    Ok, let’s not disappoint the admiral

  1034. Haiku
    January 2nd, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    Dr…you look great! But you should probably eat a sandwich.

  1035. Nimz
    January 2nd, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    I think I know of the best possible thing to use for Omi and Haiku’s remedy.

    * grabs a kiwi and starts squeezing *

  1036. Nimz
    January 2nd, 2014 at 7:18 pm

    Ow! Ow ow ow ow owie ow ow!

    It turns out birds don’t like being squeezed very much. :S

  1037. Nimz
    January 2nd, 2014 at 10:50 pm

    A guy named Post
    Wants to remind you that most,
    But not all people are named at birth.
    As you can see, I am returning to the clerihew form, for what it’s worth.

  1038. Haiku
    January 5th, 2014 at 4:12 am

    Cleirhew form? I need to google this.
    He said
    In no poetic form whatsoever.

  1039. Nimz
    January 5th, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    For the beginning
    Of clerihew-formatted,
    See August two-eight.

  1040. Haiku
    January 6th, 2014 at 5:01 am

    Nimz is brilliant
    I can’t.
    There is no reason to go on.
    But I can’t get it right.

  1041. DrMorganski
    January 6th, 2014 at 8:03 am

    perhaps he’s trying
    just a little too hard to
    invoke Mr. Firman…

  1042. DrMorganski
    January 6th, 2014 at 11:08 am

    A mere suggestion:
    A return to the alpha,
    Haiku, write Haikus

  1043. Doramjan
    January 8th, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    We return to clerihew form
    and depart from the haiku norm
    This thread’s age is starting to show
    We anxiously wait for more Moe

  1044. Nimz
    January 9th, 2014 at 2:03 am

    I would not eschew
    Such a useful form as the
    Almighty haiku.

    Should our poetry start to seem stagnant,
    I merely propose that we augment
    The form we hold dear
    With another form, in good cheer!

  1045. Haiku
    January 11th, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Return, I do. Now.
    Forgive my absence. So long.
    Wait. Ladies, please don’t go.

  1046. Dragjon Bjorn
    January 11th, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    The WebAdmin should turn this into a chatroom inside an iframe with a refresh button to refresh the webpage around the iframe. Then we can Haiku all day while refreshing in hopes of a new comic that will never come.

  1047. DrMorganski
    January 12th, 2014 at 12:55 am

    Chatroom transforming:
    I think it has already
    taken full effect

  1048. Haiku
    January 13th, 2014 at 12:53 am

    Dragjon Bjorn, hold
    You lack faith, and trust. Worry not
    Time is meaningless.

  1049. Dragjon Bjorn
    January 13th, 2014 at 10:54 am

    Time may be meaningless, but how much more stress do you think the sql database can withstand? I predict that there will be a severe failure of the database in a couple thousand years.

  1050. DrMorganski
    January 13th, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    That’s not really bad;
    Haiku Junior, and Nimz Junior,
    And the rest, can stress

  1051. Nimz
    January 13th, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    The event horizon in Moe’s bed
    Has bled
    Through a spacetime rift in the fourth wall
    As all
    The cut-in-half avocados flip
    A pip.

  1052. Nimz
    January 13th, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Moe’s cellmate
    Becomes irate
    At playing poker
    Without a wild joker.

  1053. DrMorganski
    January 14th, 2014 at 10:57 am

    Nimz man, you gotta get some sleep, I’m like 90% sure you’ve been living in a shed with weird notes and string and shit all over the walls connecting years old Moe comics to various forms of poetry…

    When instead you should be in the temple with the rest of us making sacrifices and chanting to invoke the Admiral.

  1054. Nimz
    January 14th, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    Slippy Kip, the notorious,
    Tells Moe the glorious
    Happy Valley is a brand of bread,
    But next to Fruitopia, if you mean the place instead.

  1055. Nimz
    January 14th, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    DrMorganski fears
    Nimz retrospecting through the years
    Does not proper worship make
    When future Moe strips may be at stake.

  1056. Nimz
    January 14th, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Raw fish and rice shows
    Sacs. and looking-backs can be
    Simultaneous.

  1057. Doramjan
    January 15th, 2014 at 11:47 am

    Moe rebuffs our pleas
    Stubbornly ignores us all
    Even in fresco

  1058. Haiku
    January 15th, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    His comfort so great.
    To lift even a finger….
    He chooses not to.

  1059. Haiku
    January 15th, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    (And I want to go on record of how much I love this photoshop work. Moe love in all its forms is beautiful and you, my friends, are incredibly talented)

  1060. Doramjan
    January 15th, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Ha, I wish it was Photoshop — then I could have done a better job. I just slapped it together haphazardly in Gimp. I pass the torch to the next artist to pose Moe into a famous work of art…

  1061. Nimz
    January 15th, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    Now I want to make
    A Sweet Moe and Hella Jeff
    For fresco contrast.

  1062. DrMorganski
    January 17th, 2014 at 8:51 am

    Classical artwork:
    The only logical step
    in ‘Moe’dern ‘Moe’dia

  1063. Doramjan
    January 17th, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    Whistler’s Moe’ther

  1064. Haiku
    January 18th, 2014 at 3:19 am

    My new background now.
    “It’s art”, I explain to them.
    Still, no one listens.

  1065. Falos
    January 19th, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    The mountain looks down
    The valley is wide below
    Moe should lose some weight

  1066. Teh_Bucket
    January 20th, 2014 at 10:29 pm

    though late, i refresh.
    reading back, photoshop posts,
    Moe im’Moe’tilized.

    Not taken aback,
    inclusive to ugly mugs,
    I desire to join.

    Bravery well known,
    this man is ignores fear, screams, death,
    and everything else.

    http://i.imgur.com/LkSjD9L.png

  1067. DrMorganski
    January 21st, 2014 at 6:59 am

    Series of Haikus
    marks the return of a friend
    Teh_Bucket is back!

    Now Jim ‘Moe’rrison
    is the first to welcome you
    With wide open arms

    http://img.ie/6tv68.jpg

  1068. Teh_Bucket
    January 21st, 2014 at 10:42 am

    Doctor Morganski
    takes up the entire first line.
    welcome to the club

  1069. Earn money by writing guides
    January 21st, 2014 at 10:56 am

    You might undoubtedly visit skills from the perform you write. The earth hopes for all the more enthusiastic internet writers such as you who are not reluctant to mention how they consider. Usually adhere to ones cardiovascular.

  1070. Nimz
    January 21st, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    Inspiration from a spam post:
    Earn `Moe’ney! The earth hopes for all the more enthusiastic Firman fans who are not reluctant to mention how they consider. Don’t get a heart attack when Moe 451 arrives!

    … You’ll get your `Moe’ney soon…

  1071. m1t
    January 21st, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    Nine more posts
    until that glorious snowboarding milestone.
    Three complete rotations mid-air:
    Ten-eighty!

  1072. Teh_Bucket
    January 21st, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    Hooray for numbers!
    Radial math in degrees.
    Not sure how it works..

  1073. Nimz
    January 21st, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    Have some A`Moe’rican tender.

  1074. Teh_Bucket
    January 23rd, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    Moe hits the markets,
    Moe-bucks just printing ‘Moe’ bucks.
    Rapid inflation.

  1075. Haiku
    January 24th, 2014 at 4:00 am

    Economy crashes.
    The world erupts in riots.
    Bo to the rescue?

  1076. Falos
    January 24th, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    The room smells like socks.
    Your bed looks like a wet rag.
    Flip the damn thing, Moe.

  1077. Teh_Bucket
    January 24th, 2014 at 6:52 pm

    Economies saved,
    use universal constant:
    raw fish and rice.

  1078. DrMorganski
    January 26th, 2014 at 5:44 am

    Australia Day!
    Celebrating our PM:
    Sir ‘Moe’ny Abbott

    http://img.ie/zzhcu.png

    He’s a real zero point zero

  1079. DrMorganski
    January 26th, 2014 at 6:14 am

    The Spanish Language
    Switches letters ‘B’ and ‘V’
    Presenting: De’Bo’

    http://img.ie/ehz27.png

    Their lyrics leave a lot to be desired;
    3 Minutes of ‘Poo’ can leave you tired.
    But at least the music is good;
    Funky plastic instruments; no wood.

  1080. Haiku
    January 26th, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    (Dr. Morganzki, is that seriously your PM?)

  1081. DrMorganski
    January 26th, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    Yeah man, Abbott is famous for his speedos

  1082. Haiku
    January 27th, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    Australia man
    Prime minister hard to fit
    Jetpack guy joke here.

  1083. Nimz
    January 28th, 2014 at 10:15 pm

    Australian PM Abbot
    Has a strange habit
    Of wearing the face of Moe
    While dressed in a speedo.

    (sorry I’m late for Australia Day. Also, not even raw fish and rice can stop the clerihews!)

  1084. Haiku
    February 3rd, 2014 at 2:25 am

    Message required.
    Never matter the content.
    The comments must flow.

  1085. DrMorganski
    February 3rd, 2014 at 9:36 am

    All too true, Haiku.
    Poetry for its own sake
    Is what Firman wants!

  1086. Omi
    February 3rd, 2014 at 11:03 am

    Lord Firman needs our continued support, elsewise how is he to master the evil forces which hold him back, stopping him from creating more of our beloved Moe

  1087. Doramjan
    February 6th, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    Abject dearth of posts.
    Haikus with Beatles lyrics?
    All together now!

  1088. Doramjan
    February 6th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    The lonely people
    Ah, where do they all come from?
    The lonely people

  1089. Nimz
    February 7th, 2014 at 3:05 am

    They come from here, yon,
    And if you hearken anon,
    Places between, too.

  1090. Nimz
    February 7th, 2014 at 3:07 am

    Grammatical gaffe!
    Before the ‘anon’ (don’t laugh)
    I missed a comma.

  1091. Nimz
    February 10th, 2014 at 2:31 am

    ‘Pataphysical
    Science studied in the home?
    Maxwell calls tonight.

  1092. Doramjan
    February 10th, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    Best Moe’ku ever:
    Please more Moe! Please more Moe. Please?
    Please? … Please? Oh poo pies.

  1093. DrMorganski
    February 10th, 2014 at 10:36 pm

    Nimz standing alone,
    then suddenly, Doramjan!
    With a poo haiku…

  1094. DrMorganski
    February 13th, 2014 at 7:11 am

    Regulars checking back every day
    Thinking “No new posts; I have nothing to say”
    So I’ll use clerihew for the first and last time
    In hopes that tomorrow’s post won’t also have to be mine

  1095. Omi
    February 14th, 2014 at 11:16 am

    sorry fellas I feel like i’m dropping the ball
    the problem is I’m no good at poetry no not at all.

    ….
    yeah sorry drawing a blank from there on, I prefer to just witness the masterful haiku craftsmanship that goes on in here.

  1096. Nimz
    February 17th, 2014 at 5:25 am

    The haiku format,
    With its strict parameters,
    Gets straight to the point.

  1097. DrMorganski
    February 17th, 2014 at 8:30 am

    Evaluation
    Of poetic forms can be
    Poetry itself

  1098. Nimz
    February 19th, 2014 at 12:42 am

    Clerihew
    Thinks he’s better than you,
    Eschewing the syllable count matching times
    While keeping bi-couplet rhymes.

  1099. Dragjon Bjorn
    February 20th, 2014 at 1:03 am

    2 years is right around the corner. Someone should email the writer.

  1100. DrMorganski
    February 20th, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    We are the writers now
    We are the authors of the Moe in our collective psyche
    The admiral is gone, we’ve all been promoted
    So don’t give up; post-a-day

  1101. Guy
    February 21st, 2014 at 5:56 am

    Day 1: One might think that Mr. Firman’s long abandoned website would be a destitute and barren place. But great was my surprise upon discovering a thriving colony of well-versed denizens, anxiously awaiting The Creator’s return.

    But questions remain: wait they in vain?

  1102. Nimz
    February 21st, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    Unspeakable thought!
    With patience here, should we not
    Wait next to* Moe’s cot?

    * certainly not under…

  1103. DrMorganski
    February 22nd, 2014 at 5:54 am

    FRIENDS! Prepare your minds
    He’s back, he’s sorry, he’s here
    Admiral returns…

    I received an e-mail from Firman; It was heartfelt, brought tears to my eyes, and love to my soul… His only wish was that I pass on his ‘message in a bottle':

    http://www.firmanproductions.com/latrine/overduecomeback-Ioweyousomuch.jpg

    He also said
    “You have been the finest crew any scurvy rapscallion such as myself could
    have dreamed for. Your loyalty is beyond precedent and I don’t deserve it.”
    Well done guys

    Crewmates,
    One of the many superpowers of a human being is the ability to bestow upon others the cosmic gift of fame. The most mysterious and fleeting of qualities that a person can earn; nobody deserves fame, and nobody can create fame at will, but through whatever divine alignment of heavenly bodies, we have collectively elevated Michael Firman to a rank above that of the Earthen Peon… Some people fight and cheat for fame, others resent the concept, but our Admiral has taken it with the humility of a biblical figure, and should be commended for the penance that his soul is capable of issuing.

    So men, ready the ship, hoist the sail, man the riggings, be generally nautical and do boat-related things, for ‘Moe’nday is the day that we are to look forward to, so sayeth the man that has by quantum weirdness become a worthy figure in our eyes.

    I don’t know what else to say. If Firman delivers on Monday, let us all celebrate our collective achievement, for this is clearly something special that we’ve done. If for whatever tragic reason, there is no update, let us know how he feels, and that he has provided his soulful sorrow through the visage of what -is- a new Moe comic, wrapped up inside a message in a bottle…

    And finally, let us bid what may be farewell to over 1100 comments of nothing but loyalty.

  1104. Omi
    February 22nd, 2014 at 6:32 am

    BROTHERS. COMRADES. LET US DRIVE FORWARDS. LET US MAKE THE PUSH FOR 1111 BEFORE MONDAY COMETH. SACRIFICE TO PREVENT TRAGEDY BEFALLING THE GOOD ADMIRAL. PRAISE BE-ETH TO THE ADMIRAL. PRAISE BE-ETH TO THE PEE STAIN LET IT BE HELD AS A RELIC FOREVER HENCE

  1105. DrMorganski
    February 22nd, 2014 at 7:30 am

    Omi has the right idea. 2 days, 6 more comments, can’t be that hard, we just need to step it back up to how it used to be.

    Pull through my crewmates
    The time of a new update
    Is now upon us

  1106. Omi
    February 23rd, 2014 at 12:20 am

    a haiku I will
    finally present to thee
    no raw fish and rice

  1107. DrMorganski
    February 23rd, 2014 at 12:36 am

    I shoulda said seven
    In my previous comment…
    But hey, now it’s four!

    Four more quick comments
    Until that great Palindrome
    One, one, one, and one

  1108. Nimz
    February 23rd, 2014 at 3:40 am

    Looks like I won’t finish the clerihew history lesson in time… unless…
    > Nimz: Fast Forward

    Eliot is pushy, but not much of a shover:
    He can see the bed is really a black hole under cover.
    When Moe gets caught, Eliot comes to his aid,
    But he’d be more successful switching to the raw fish and rice trade.

  1109. Guy
    February 23rd, 2014 at 3:57 am

    Day ? – A glorious day indeed.

  1110. DrMorganski
    February 23rd, 2014 at 6:37 am

    One more comment to make
    Someone just do it, for heaven’s sake
    If it doesn’t make us feel good, we won’t huff glue
    We’ll just remember that Firman says “I Shove You”

  1111. Omi
    February 24th, 2014 at 4:12 am

    oh boy oh boy, 1111, we made it. I am so so so so excited to read a new creation of the Admiral’s design. i’ll probably squeal and then cough deeply to seem manly again.

  1112. Doramjan
    February 24th, 2014 at 10:30 am

    1112 … I have nothing witty to say. I’m just excited!

  1113. DrMorganski
    February 24th, 2014 at 10:42 am

    In Australia
    It feels just like Christmas eve
    Moe to wake up to…

    In the USA
    People refreshing all day
    Not quite as rested…

    Good night my friends
    Even if the next day the world ends
    I’ll be satisfied
    With whatever Firman has supplied

  1114. TerraHertz
    February 26th, 2014 at 7:19 am

    Why flip the bedding
    When nothing really mattress?
    You are in the groove!

  1115. TerraHertz
    March 13th, 2014 at 7:29 am

    Late as usual.
    Hello? Is anyone here?
    Focus has moved on.

  1116. Ha'Moe'
    July 16th, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Why is there no updates eh?
    Could have worked long ago.
    Now just bored PS fans coming for the show.

  1117. Ha'moe'
    July 17th, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    The Mirror was smashed guys, with a grand crash,
    Dual metas dueled,
    as did all who wrote with their spools.

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