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Friends thanks for the standby, you’re each a faithful warrior
You may be sorry Moe’s missing, but I am even sorrier
Today is my birthday! The Festival is imminent
Can’t wait to meet all the dope men’n’women who went.
That last rhyme needs slurring to make the syllables fit
It’s silly but will do as filler ’til I build a new strip
Stick by me my homies, the site needs you present!
Unpleasant the week may be, Moe will soon again be incessant
I apologize for not being very exciting!
I was a bit overwhelmed while there. Way too many, way too many fly artists all over TCAF. I think I should try to table next year!
It was great getting to meet you Carp and I was happy to have a fan around.
(Breaking from haikus for a sec here to properly respond to Firman)
Yeah! It was great seeing you, too. TCAF brings out some ridiculously talented artists, one of the many reasons I’m glad to live in this city. Maybe I’ll see you Sunday as well? I ended up buying so much Topatoco stuff that it was seriously weighing me down, so yeah, I’ll be browsing TCAF tomorrow, as well. If you won’t be there, I’ll see you next year, hopefully!
(And now I’ll return to my regularly-scheduled haikuing)
That’s awesome. I do not live in Canada but if our Admiral took the time and effort to get a table (which would potentially mean “merch” for us) there’s a definite road trip waiting to happen. Not to break the fourth wall or to invade privacy too much but, Carp, how majestic was Admiral Firman? Meaning, could you look directly at him or was his brilliance to bright? Does he walk on the ground like the rest of us or does he flow through the air like a master at sea? So many questions, so few haikus.
I think we were both kind of distracted by the massive crowd gathering swarming around the Nedroid/Three Word Phrase/Wondermark trifecta in that corner of the room, not to mention the Topatoco cash register line directly beside all these people. Needless to say, as soon as we tried to exchange more words than the basic pleasantries, we were whisked away by tidal waves of fans crashing around us, resulting in a near-total loss of consciousness and displacement which made conversation nigh impossible.
Seriously though, it was PACKED this year. Thank god they gave Hussie his own time period for signing, otherwise the room would’ve been completely overrun by the Homestuck fans.
Moe to resume “Moe”nday but potentially late timing, as I am exhausted! And then I will make up for the missed Moe strips. And eventually identify some exciting new projects! TCAF got me motivated and I definitely feel like I could table next year, I just need to get a lot of work done!
And comments shall there be
For thee, Firman, for thee.
A shame that I cannot make these festivals, it would have been lovely to salute the Admiral and present him with a tricorn hat befitting of his rank on the Goodship Webcomick. Perhaps we’ll have to form our own little group. Maybe we can be the Swabbies?
April 30th, 2012 at 1:32 am
Ninety degree lines
Make for a face equal parts
Cubist and handsome.
April 30th, 2012 at 1:35 am
Four panels, two jokes;
Perfect writing, perfect pace –
Comic mastery.
April 30th, 2012 at 1:37 am
Horrid house-guests lay
Beyond the confines of warmth;
Screw you, dirty rug!
April 30th, 2012 at 2:26 am
Carp – a haiku fish
His manner slick and fluid.
No wet grip is he.
April 30th, 2012 at 2:32 am
Aquatic lifeforms
Must have an innate talent
Carp’s haiku; brilliant
Moe, humble yet proud
Able to accede a point
And shun smug carpets
April 30th, 2012 at 2:34 am
Handsomely chinned man,
Does not understand custom!
Likely, foreigner.
April 30th, 2012 at 3:00 am
Steep steps of haikus
Of purity, of glory,
Adorn our page scrolls.
April 30th, 2012 at 3:02 am
It’s time to perform,
My haiku instinct hums away…!
Let’s write some poems.
April 30th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Listen up hunk. I
don’t know what your angle is
but you’re not welcome
April 30th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Johnny Bravo hair
Swaying gently while in flight
Jetpacks are way rad
May 1st, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Always wearing shades
Even when he goes indoors
Jetpack goes PSHOOOO
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:39 pm
I’ve learned a new thing;
PSHOOOO has two syllables.
My childhood was wrong.
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Long waits for updates
While Firman makes TCAF arts,
But I’m in no rush.
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:53 pm
I thought for a while
And was sure after I saw
There’s two in PSHOOOOES
May 3rd, 2012 at 8:11 am
Furry comic ads
Spoiling the goodness of Moe?
Inconceivable!
May 4th, 2012 at 2:26 am
When the Admiral
is absent we must post more.
Carp, help me – great fish.
May 4th, 2012 at 7:49 am
A mountain of posts shall we
amass for one such as he
For unto the Admiral we owe
our platitutes and gratitudes
And with our pile, we show.
Friends, a poet I am not.
May 4th, 2012 at 10:41 am
Posting ’bout poems
‘Bout comics, hilarious!
I’ll help you, Haiku.
May 4th, 2012 at 11:48 am
Fren and Crap are here.
Effort, not rhyme or meter
is what is needed.
May 4th, 2012 at 11:49 am
We will lay haiku
Like great statues at his feet.
The Admiral knows.
May 4th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Autographs he wants.
What treasures will he find there?
Signatures of greats.
May 4th, 2012 at 11:51 am
But it is Firman
Whose signature we want here.
Our Admiral-Hero.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
“Fren and Crap are here”?
Not a nice way to refer
To the gentle fish.
May 4th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Crap happens, I guess.
Crap may appear even in
The oddest places.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Friends thanks for the standby, you’re each a faithful warrior
You may be sorry Moe’s missing, but I am even sorrier
Today is my birthday! The Festival is imminent
Can’t wait to meet all the dope men’n’women who went.
That last rhyme needs slurring to make the syllables fit
It’s silly but will do as filler ’til I build a new strip
Stick by me my homies, the site needs you present!
Unpleasant the week may be, Moe will soon again be incessant
May 4th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Wow, that’s quite a feat.
Find a rhyme for “imminent”!
On his birthday, too.
May 4th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Your faithful are here.
Happy birthday, Admiral!
We’ll sing you odes now.
May 4th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Wha? Your birthday is Star Wars day? Congrats and happy birthday!
May 4th, 2012 at 11:34 pm
Firman, be ready!
Tomorrow we will meet up
At the great TCAF!
May 4th, 2012 at 11:34 pm
“Carp” can be tricky;
Simply transpose two letters,
And bam! I am poo.
May 4th, 2012 at 11:38 pm
Comments stacking up;
Memories of older times stroll
Leisurely through me;
When updates were scarce
The post count skyrocketed!
Let’s bask in the now.
May 5th, 2012 at 1:29 am
But let now pass on.
Later has come after, but wait
Thirty-two begins.
May 5th, 2012 at 10:15 am
And now thirty-three
But can we break one hundred?
Has never happened…
May 5th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
A hundred haikus?
Five hundred, seven … oh dang.
Lots of syllables.
May 5th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Our will is strong here.
Unlike Moe, much like Bo, we
We will succeed here.
May 5th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
One hundred is big.
Or is it long? Relative.
Heroes do care not.
May 5th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
One more for the road.
To work, weary traveler.
Keep Moe, in absence.
May 5th, 2012 at 2:06 pm
(One last, well deserved)
(Carp, so sorry for faux pas)
(Apologies, please)
May 5th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I went to TCAF
And I met Mr. Firman –
My dreams are achieved.
May 5th, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Haiku, no worries!
I’m pretty sure I have made
the same mistake, too!
May 5th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
I apologize for not being very exciting!
I was a bit overwhelmed while there. Way too many, way too many fly artists all over TCAF. I think I should try to table next year!
It was great getting to meet you Carp and I was happy to have a fan around.
May 5th, 2012 at 8:49 pm
Updates, optional;
But I check back nonetheless
Silence is golden
Lethargic comments
Exist here? Not at all!
Only haikus, yep.
May 6th, 2012 at 1:20 am
(Breaking from haikus for a sec here to properly respond to Firman)
Yeah! It was great seeing you, too. TCAF brings out some ridiculously talented artists, one of the many reasons I’m glad to live in this city. Maybe I’ll see you Sunday as well? I ended up buying so much Topatoco stuff that it was seriously weighing me down, so yeah, I’ll be browsing TCAF tomorrow, as well. If you won’t be there, I’ll see you next year, hopefully!
(And now I’ll return to my regularly-scheduled haikuing)
May 6th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
(also breaking from Haiku)
That’s awesome. I do not live in Canada but if our Admiral took the time and effort to get a table (which would potentially mean “merch” for us) there’s a definite road trip waiting to happen. Not to break the fourth wall or to invade privacy too much but, Carp, how majestic was Admiral Firman? Meaning, could you look directly at him or was his brilliance to bright? Does he walk on the ground like the rest of us or does he flow through the air like a master at sea? So many questions, so few haikus.
May 6th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Another day stop.
Telegraph themed haiku stop.
Moe tomorrow stop?
May 6th, 2012 at 10:36 pm
I think we were both kind of distracted by the massive crowd gathering swarming around the Nedroid/Three Word Phrase/Wondermark trifecta in that corner of the room, not to mention the Topatoco cash register line directly beside all these people. Needless to say, as soon as we tried to exchange more words than the basic pleasantries, we were whisked away by tidal waves of fans crashing around us, resulting in a near-total loss of consciousness and displacement which made conversation nigh impossible.
Seriously though, it was PACKED this year. Thank god they gave Hussie his own time period for signing, otherwise the room would’ve been completely overrun by the Homestuck fans.
May 6th, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Anyways:
Didn’t see Firman
On the second TCAF day;
I can’t have it all.
May 7th, 2012 at 12:40 am
Moe to resume “Moe”nday but potentially late timing, as I am exhausted! And then I will make up for the missed Moe strips. And eventually identify some exciting new projects! TCAF got me motivated and I definitely feel like I could table next year, I just need to get a lot of work done!
May 7th, 2012 at 1:01 am
Good luck to you,
Persevere and keep it up!
See you next TCAF!
May 7th, 2012 at 6:44 am
Next Moe this Moenday
Means we won’t reach one hundred,
But fifty is nice.
May 7th, 2012 at 7:45 am
And comments shall there be
For thee, Firman, for thee.
A shame that I cannot make these festivals, it would have been lovely to salute the Admiral and present him with a tricorn hat befitting of his rank on the Goodship Webcomick. Perhaps we’ll have to form our own little group. Maybe we can be the Swabbies?
May 7th, 2012 at 11:07 am
Fifty, we made it!
Joy in my poet’s heart full.
Now to laurels rest.
May 7th, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Hark, just over the next whitecap lies 60!
May 7th, 2012 at 3:56 pm
I’ll bump up the count
Predictably, a haiku
But it’s not Shakespeare
May 7th, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Maybe we should switch to limericks instead of haikus?
There once was a man with a jetpack
Whose chin not an angle did lack.
But his new brother Bo,
Angered old brother Moe
And the welcome mat is out back.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:19 am
Why are you writing in haikus? You all look stupid.