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That movie was a rollercoaster of emotions. Jennifer Gondola confronting her lover, Jack Salazeri, and finally rejecting his love and taking full custody of their child? And then Jack’s heart figuratively exploding to symbolize the shattering of his violent affections? Brilliant stuff.
Which is to say that I checked our favorite website this morning, not expecting such activity, but checking out of my usual habit despite it having been months since an update.
However, just when your hope has nearly waned and run out …
FIRMAN FUCKING DELIVERS. He’s like Gandalf. Swoops in right when the handle and the shit are flying in opposite directions on a giant eagle and screams all the badness away.
Thanks for making this November one to remember, Admiral!
http://www.daisyowl.com
It was a pretty amusing comic. The only thing is that it stopped updating and hasn’t gone on sense. After I posted it, I realized it probably would have been better to say “Pull a Homestar Runner” or, abandon the fanbase for a year and not post anything anywhere about what you’re doing whatsoever. At least Firman updates his Twitter and Deviant Art page.
Core, I’m sorry that you’ve had to put so much time into my comic strip!
To the not mean visitors: I always appreciate you and feel awful all the time about letting the site hang! One of the ideas I’ve frequented was making 2012 the YEAR OF MOE, with weekdaily updates for as long as reader support could keep my rent paid. I wonder if I could sell stuff past the first month.
It’s okay, Firman. I’ve just been really upset because I’ve been working on the unauthorized Polish translation of your comic and the Polish crowd is getting mad at me and I have to spend all my time explaining them I’m out of comics to translate. The Poles are a very ungrateful people.
Also, haiku, Daisy Owl was a fantastic comic featuring two kids being raised by a bear and an owl. If I recall correctly, the creator just up and left mid-storyline with no explanations. These things happen I guess.
Moe is better than Daisy Owl, though. 100% objectively.
Also, Firman, I like the way the lid of the coffin is sketchier after it’s been opened. At first I didn’t enjoy it, but now I see it nicely separates the main subject matter from the background.
It’s not that I’m racist, Haiku. It’s just that the Poles never thank me for anything. They’re all like, “WHEN NEXT POLISH TRANSLATION IS?” And then I post one and then they laugh and say “WHEN IS NEXT TRANSLATION IS?” and never say “thank you.” They only get mad when I don’t translate something. And then if I don’t translate fast enough they post pictures of guys putting thumbs in other men’s butts and make fun of me.
I wonder if you could write a polish set of jokes just for them and then translate them for us into English? I think playing the translation game may be funnier than the real thing.
@Core – man, wow, what? Men sticking thumbs into other men’s asses? And then they make fun of YOU?! Jumpin’ Admiral on a pogo stick, man …
Then again, perhaps the Poles have no words for “thank you”. Maybe “thank you” is the equivalent of “I probably won’t put my thumb in your ass next time I see you, okay?”
I’m just mystified that a sick burn in Poland is a picture of one man inserting a thumb into another man’s captain’s quarters, ya know? I guess they use the thumb because it’s the shortest?
MOVING ON…how about we try a new thing and comment in different languages? At least until next Moesday. Or when we learn how to purchase Moeswag. Moe-swag? Swmoeag? None of these feel right.
wait wait wait, did someone suggest we drop some deliriously ill rhymes up in here?
moe is the bro who gets all the ho
mother-truckin-yo
i hafta rap real slow
cause this shit be sensual
like a lapdance show
mother bitch i am white
yet i rhyme like a saint
the lord that is firman
inspires me when i spit
these deleriously hot verses
its like a roundhouse kick
from an angry thesaurus
everyone knows that moe lays the pipe
in a haphazard manner
as plumbers go
he can’t handle a spanner
his head is round
shiny too
he aint got no fucking hair
boy you better believe
this niggers brow be bare
his adventures are insane
its like a lion without no mane
or a wounded guy not in pain
his shit is doper than oregano brownies
he’s got the mental prowess of a large group of downies (wrong i know)
cause everyone knows
the moe is the bro that gets all the ho
me encanta moe!!!! ojala que senor firman continua con esta tira historieta, necesito mas comicidad en mi vida. siempre esta ud. en nuestros corazones, firman jajaja
Straight off tha streets, a young brotha name Moe Dope
Crazy ass adventures drawn up by a real pope
And that is Firman, the admiral
Blastin’ off funnies like this shit be Cape Canaveral
Hilarious shit, action so real
Send him the money you gon’ spend on Easta Seals
hello mr firman short time reader first time caller i am very impressed by your artwrk will u be at the next comic con id like to get a photo with you an put it on my shirt
November 27th, 2011 at 8:59 am
Moe just updated.
SO MUCH FOR GOING TO BED
November 27th, 2011 at 11:06 am
The hero of this one is that little red arrow.
November 27th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Huzzah! A new Moe appears.
November 27th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
That movie was a rollercoaster of emotions. Jennifer Gondola confronting her lover, Jack Salazeri, and finally rejecting his love and taking full custody of their child? And then Jack’s heart figuratively exploding to symbolize the shattering of his violent affections? Brilliant stuff.
November 27th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
An…update?!
November 28th, 2011 at 4:15 am
New Moe, wooooo!
(haikus will be back when I’m not so exhausted that I can’t think of words)
November 28th, 2011 at 4:36 am
A new Moe comic
For followers to enjoy
All are lost for words.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:11 am
Tears of joy will fall
A new Moe comic posted
Shout and dance with glee!
November 28th, 2011 at 9:14 am
Which is to say that I checked our favorite website this morning, not expecting such activity, but checking out of my usual habit despite it having been months since an update.
However, just when your hope has nearly waned and run out …
FIRMAN FUCKING DELIVERS. He’s like Gandalf. Swoops in right when the handle and the shit are flying in opposite directions on a giant eagle and screams all the badness away.
Thanks for making this November one to remember, Admiral!
November 28th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
holy mother tit spinning arse trumpets a comic!!!
November 29th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
A BRAND NEW COMIC OH WOW
FUCK FUCK FUCK AWESOME
November 29th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
FIRMAN YOU ARE A SAINT AND A PATRIOT: YOU ARE A PATRON SAINT!
St. Firman, Patron Saint of Webcomics.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
So happy!
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 am
moemoemeomeoeoemomeommeooeoemmoeoemoeoeoomemoeoe
YAY
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
My heart lifts with joy
This chance happening
To see a new moe.
December 1st, 2011 at 1:12 am
Words fail. Eyes tearful.
St. Firman never fails us. Never ever.
Internet welcome.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:46 am
Admiral Firman merely tests our patience in an attempt to educate us. To make us more virtuous. To prepare us.
It’s a long and lonesome road, and though he’s miles ahead we follow along.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Truly Fren shows wisdom.
Friend, to us all, he is, friend
Seven seas, we sail.
December 3rd, 2011 at 4:44 pm
What game will Moe play?
Where will he go now, my friends?
Rules are unclear here here.
December 3rd, 2011 at 7:46 pm
How about Boggle?
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Where is Moe’s God now?
Absent, he is, from Moe, and us.
Has he abandon?
December 7th, 2011 at 10:39 am
A brand new Moe – just in time for Christmas.
Moe lives on – it’s a wonderful life.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:52 am
If you have to wait months between a simple strip your comic is not worth anyone’s time. This is how you crap on a “fanbase”
December 9th, 2011 at 12:47 am
Core, I’m just glad he didn’t pull a Daisy Owl on us. The quality is good enough for the wait here.
December 9th, 2011 at 2:07 am
What is a Daisy Owl?
December 9th, 2011 at 5:08 am
http://www.daisyowl.com
It was a pretty amusing comic. The only thing is that it stopped updating and hasn’t gone on sense. After I posted it, I realized it probably would have been better to say “Pull a Homestar Runner” or, abandon the fanbase for a year and not post anything anywhere about what you’re doing whatsoever. At least Firman updates his Twitter and Deviant Art page.
December 9th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Core, I’m sorry that you’ve had to put so much time into my comic strip!
To the not mean visitors: I always appreciate you and feel awful all the time about letting the site hang! One of the ideas I’ve frequented was making 2012 the YEAR OF MOE, with weekdaily updates for as long as reader support could keep my rent paid. I wonder if I could sell stuff past the first month.
December 9th, 2011 at 11:52 pm
Name your price, Sir Lord Admiral Firman. We’ll do our best.
December 10th, 2011 at 8:32 am
I, for one, would relish the opportunity to partake in the purchasing of official ‘Moe’chandise!
December 10th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
It’s okay, Firman. I’ve just been really upset because I’ve been working on the unauthorized Polish translation of your comic and the Polish crowd is getting mad at me and I have to spend all my time explaining them I’m out of comics to translate. The Poles are a very ungrateful people.
December 10th, 2011 at 11:14 pm
That’s both good and…well…mildly racist?
December 10th, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Moe loves all people equally. Which is to say, Moe has love only for himself and absently cares for all others equally without.
December 11th, 2011 at 12:39 am
I’m still around.
Just need everybody to know this.
December 11th, 2011 at 12:42 am
Also, haiku, Daisy Owl was a fantastic comic featuring two kids being raised by a bear and an owl. If I recall correctly, the creator just up and left mid-storyline with no explanations. These things happen I guess.
Moe is better than Daisy Owl, though. 100% objectively.
Carpjectively.
December 11th, 2011 at 12:44 am
Also, Firman, I like the way the lid of the coffin is sketchier after it’s been opened. At first I didn’t enjoy it, but now I see it nicely separates the main subject matter from the background.
December 11th, 2011 at 12:45 am
Wasn’t this supposed to be the rap page? The page upon which we collectively unload our sick-nasty rhyme skills?
December 11th, 2011 at 2:40 am
I can not rap.
December 11th, 2011 at 4:44 am
Likewise. Can anyone, really? I don’t think so.
December 11th, 2011 at 7:47 am
I would totally use my money to buy Moe things.
December 11th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
It’s not that I’m racist, Haiku. It’s just that the Poles never thank me for anything. They’re all like, “WHEN NEXT POLISH TRANSLATION IS?” And then I post one and then they laugh and say “WHEN IS NEXT TRANSLATION IS?” and never say “thank you.” They only get mad when I don’t translate something. And then if I don’t translate fast enough they post pictures of guys putting thumbs in other men’s butts and make fun of me.
December 11th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
So -that’s- what that means…
I wonder if you could write a polish set of jokes just for them and then translate them for us into English? I think playing the translation game may be funnier than the real thing.
December 11th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
Wait.
December 11th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
Nothing is funnier than Moe.
December 12th, 2011 at 9:04 am
@Core – man, wow, what? Men sticking thumbs into other men’s asses? And then they make fun of YOU?! Jumpin’ Admiral on a pogo stick, man …
Then again, perhaps the Poles have no words for “thank you”. Maybe “thank you” is the equivalent of “I probably won’t put my thumb in your ass next time I see you, okay?”
December 12th, 2011 at 12:07 pm
It is rather considerate of them to not stick their finger in my bum, though.
December 12th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
@Fren – wow, when you put it that way…
December 13th, 2011 at 8:36 am
I’m just mystified that a sick burn in Poland is a picture of one man inserting a thumb into another man’s captain’s quarters, ya know? I guess they use the thumb because it’s the shortest?
December 13th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
MOVING ON…how about we try a new thing and comment in different languages? At least until next Moesday. Or when we learn how to purchase Moeswag. Moe-swag? Swmoeag? None of these feel right.
December 15th, 2011 at 6:21 am
wait wait wait, did someone suggest we drop some deliriously ill rhymes up in here?
moe is the bro who gets all the ho
mother-truckin-yo
i hafta rap real slow
cause this shit be sensual
like a lapdance show
mother bitch i am white
yet i rhyme like a saint
the lord that is firman
inspires me when i spit
these deleriously hot verses
its like a roundhouse kick
from an angry thesaurus
everyone knows that moe lays the pipe
in a haphazard manner
as plumbers go
he can’t handle a spanner
his head is round
shiny too
he aint got no fucking hair
boy you better believe
this niggers brow be bare
his adventures are insane
its like a lion without no mane
or a wounded guy not in pain
his shit is doper than oregano brownies
he’s got the mental prowess of a large group of downies (wrong i know)
cause everyone knows
the moe is the bro that gets all the ho
possibly the worst rap ever
December 15th, 2011 at 6:22 am
but at least i am trying
December 15th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
me encanta moe!!!! ojala que senor firman continua con esta tira historieta, necesito mas comicidad en mi vida. siempre esta ud. en nuestros corazones, firman jajaja
December 15th, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Moe trans augue. Talis amor raps propria veneramur.
December 16th, 2011 at 9:36 am
Straight off tha streets, a young brotha name Moe Dope
Crazy ass adventures drawn up by a real pope
And that is Firman, the admiral
Blastin’ off funnies like this shit be Cape Canaveral
Hilarious shit, action so real
Send him the money you gon’ spend on Easta Seals
December 16th, 2011 at 9:37 am
And that, possibly, is word to all of your living relations, yo mama included.
December 18th, 2011 at 1:37 am
Fren and Omi… those were almost offensively fresh rhymes. I tip my hat off to you, sirs.
December 18th, 2011 at 1:37 am
(and / or madames. Can’t be presumptive about sex here)
December 22nd, 2011 at 2:29 am
Donde esta la biblioteca?
December 22nd, 2011 at 7:55 pm
hello mr firman short time reader first time caller i am very impressed by your artwrk will u be at the next comic con id like to get a photo with you an put it on my shirt
December 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Soon. Soon it is time to pay Moe’s rent.
December 24th, 2011 at 12:10 am
rent boy what what
December 25th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Merry Christmas to
One and all, including Moe
And Moesday, Lord Firman.
December 27th, 2011 at 3:09 am
The year of the Moe
What does this future hold tight?
Blue year, can you breath?
December 28th, 2011 at 3:51 am
This new year full bright
We must continue first.
Never stop the comments.
December 28th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
I mean, we’re looking
Down on Wayne’s basement. Only
That’s not Wayne’s basement
December 29th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
In two days, we will
The Year of Moe is coming everyone.
In two days, it will.
December 30th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Just one day left here.
Then tomorrow comes after now.
What future does future hold?
December 31st, 2011 at 6:17 am
For the glorious
Light of the New Year of Moe
Shineth upon us
January 1st, 2012 at 2:50 am
It begins. It begins. It
Begins anew and new. It begins. It
is the Year of Moe.
January 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Are you serious? I am not so sure about the legitimacy of your facts. Seems kinda bogus.
top rated steam mops
January 1st, 2013 at 6:20 pm
You all underestimate my love of the Saw franchise.