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Moe just updated.
SO MUCH FOR GOING TO BED
The hero of this one is that little red arrow.
Huzzah! A new Moe appears.
That movie was a rollercoaster of emotions. Jennifer Gondola confronting her lover, Jack Salazeri, and finally rejecting his love and taking full custody of their child? And then Jack’s heart figuratively exploding to symbolize the shattering of his violent affections? Brilliant stuff.
New Moe, wooooo!
(haikus will be back when I’m not so exhausted that I can’t think of words)
A new Moe comic
For followers to enjoy
All are lost for words.
Tears of joy will fall
A new Moe comic posted
Shout and dance with glee!
Which is to say that I checked our favorite website this morning, not expecting such activity, but checking out of my usual habit despite it having been months since an update.
However, just when your hope has nearly waned and run out …
FIRMAN FUCKING DELIVERS. He’s like Gandalf. Swoops in right when the handle and the shit are flying in opposite directions on a giant eagle and screams all the badness away.
Thanks for making this November one to remember, Admiral!
holy mother tit spinning arse trumpets a comic!!!
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
A BRAND NEW COMIC OH WOW
FUCK FUCK FUCK AWESOME
FIRMAN YOU ARE A SAINT AND A PATRIOT: YOU ARE A PATRON SAINT!
St. Firman, Patron Saint of Webcomics.
My heart lifts with joy
This chance happening
To see a new moe.
Words fail. Eyes tearful.
St. Firman never fails us. Never ever.
Admiral Firman merely tests our patience in an attempt to educate us. To make us more virtuous. To prepare us.
It’s a long and lonesome road, and though he’s miles ahead we follow along.
Truly Fren shows wisdom.
Friend, to us all, he is, friend
Seven seas, we sail.
What game will Moe play?
Where will he go now, my friends?
Rules are unclear here here.
How about Boggle?
Where is Moe’s God now?
Absent, he is, from Moe, and us.
Has he abandon?
A brand new Moe – just in time for Christmas.
Moe lives on – it’s a wonderful life.
If you have to wait months between a simple strip your comic is not worth anyone’s time. This is how you crap on a “fanbase”
Core, I’m just glad he didn’t pull a Daisy Owl on us. The quality is good enough for the wait here.
What is a Daisy Owl?
It was a pretty amusing comic. The only thing is that it stopped updating and hasn’t gone on sense. After I posted it, I realized it probably would have been better to say “Pull a Homestar Runner” or, abandon the fanbase for a year and not post anything anywhere about what you’re doing whatsoever. At least Firman updates his Twitter and Deviant Art page.
Core, I’m sorry that you’ve had to put so much time into my comic strip!
To the not mean visitors: I always appreciate you and feel awful all the time about letting the site hang! One of the ideas I’ve frequented was making 2012 the YEAR OF MOE, with weekdaily updates for as long as reader support could keep my rent paid. I wonder if I could sell stuff past the first month.
Name your price, Sir Lord Admiral Firman. We’ll do our best.
I, for one, would relish the opportunity to partake in the purchasing of official ‘Moe’chandise!
It’s okay, Firman. I’ve just been really upset because I’ve been working on the unauthorized Polish translation of your comic and the Polish crowd is getting mad at me and I have to spend all my time explaining them I’m out of comics to translate. The Poles are a very ungrateful people.
That’s both good and…well…mildly racist?
Moe loves all people equally. Which is to say, Moe has love only for himself and absently cares for all others equally without.
I’m still around.
Just need everybody to know this.
Also, haiku, Daisy Owl was a fantastic comic featuring two kids being raised by a bear and an owl. If I recall correctly, the creator just up and left mid-storyline with no explanations. These things happen I guess.
Moe is better than Daisy Owl, though. 100% objectively.
Also, Firman, I like the way the lid of the coffin is sketchier after it’s been opened. At first I didn’t enjoy it, but now I see it nicely separates the main subject matter from the background.
Wasn’t this supposed to be the rap page? The page upon which we collectively unload our sick-nasty rhyme skills?
I can not rap.
Likewise. Can anyone, really? I don’t think so.
I would totally use my money to buy Moe things.
It’s not that I’m racist, Haiku. It’s just that the Poles never thank me for anything. They’re all like, “WHEN NEXT POLISH TRANSLATION IS?” And then I post one and then they laugh and say “WHEN IS NEXT TRANSLATION IS?” and never say “thank you.” They only get mad when I don’t translate something. And then if I don’t translate fast enough they post pictures of guys putting thumbs in other men’s butts and make fun of me.
So -that’s- what that means…
I wonder if you could write a polish set of jokes just for them and then translate them for us into English? I think playing the translation game may be funnier than the real thing.
Nothing is funnier than Moe.
@Core – man, wow, what? Men sticking thumbs into other men’s asses? And then they make fun of YOU?! Jumpin’ Admiral on a pogo stick, man …
Then again, perhaps the Poles have no words for “thank you”. Maybe “thank you” is the equivalent of “I probably won’t put my thumb in your ass next time I see you, okay?”
It is rather considerate of them to not stick their finger in my bum, though.
@Fren – wow, when you put it that way…
I’m just mystified that a sick burn in Poland is a picture of one man inserting a thumb into another man’s captain’s quarters, ya know? I guess they use the thumb because it’s the shortest?
MOVING ON…how about we try a new thing and comment in different languages? At least until next Moesday. Or when we learn how to purchase Moeswag. Moe-swag? Swmoeag? None of these feel right.
wait wait wait, did someone suggest we drop some deliriously ill rhymes up in here?
moe is the bro who gets all the ho
i hafta rap real slow
cause this shit be sensual
like a lapdance show
mother bitch i am white
yet i rhyme like a saint
the lord that is firman
inspires me when i spit
these deleriously hot verses
its like a roundhouse kick
from an angry thesaurus
everyone knows that moe lays the pipe
in a haphazard manner
as plumbers go
he can’t handle a spanner
his head is round
he aint got no fucking hair
boy you better believe
this niggers brow be bare
his adventures are insane
its like a lion without no mane
or a wounded guy not in pain
his shit is doper than oregano brownies
he’s got the mental prowess of a large group of downies (wrong i know)
cause everyone knows
the moe is the bro that gets all the ho
possibly the worst rap ever
but at least i am trying
me encanta moe!!!! ojala que senor firman continua con esta tira historieta, necesito mas comicidad en mi vida. siempre esta ud. en nuestros corazones, firman jajaja
Moe trans augue. Talis amor raps propria veneramur.
Straight off tha streets, a young brotha name Moe Dope
Crazy ass adventures drawn up by a real pope
And that is Firman, the admiral
Blastin’ off funnies like this shit be Cape Canaveral
Hilarious shit, action so real
Send him the money you gon’ spend on Easta Seals
And that, possibly, is word to all of your living relations, yo mama included.
Fren and Omi… those were almost offensively fresh rhymes. I tip my hat off to you, sirs.
(and / or madames. Can’t be presumptive about sex here)
Donde esta la biblioteca?
hello mr firman short time reader first time caller i am very impressed by your artwrk will u be at the next comic con id like to get a photo with you an put it on my shirt
Soon. Soon it is time to pay Moe’s rent.
rent boy what what
Merry Christmas to
One and all, including Moe
And Moesday, Lord Firman.
The year of the Moe
What does this future hold tight?
Blue year, can you breath?
This new year full bright
We must continue first.
Never stop the comments.
I mean, we’re looking
Down on Wayne’s basement. Only
That’s not Wayne’s basement
In two days, we will
The Year of Moe is coming everyone.
In two days, it will.
Just one day left here.
Then tomorrow comes after now.
What future does future hold?
For the glorious
Light of the New Year of Moe
Shineth upon us
It begins. It begins. It
Begins anew and new. It begins. It
is the Year of Moe.
Are you serious? I am not so sure about the legitimacy of your facts. Seems kinda bogus.
top rated steam mops
You all underestimate my love of the Saw franchise.
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