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June 22nd, 2010 at 9:15 am
the first thing i laughed at , his face its excellent!
June 22nd, 2010 at 10:35 am
WOW! How did I ever miss the startling resemblance between
Moe & George Clooney before? All this time it was there, but I was too distracted by Moe’s nudity.
June 22nd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I love this. So much. All over.
June 22nd, 2010 at 12:40 pm
The Moe-Clooney.
I want him as a wallpaper.
Now.
June 22nd, 2010 at 4:04 pm
I want him as wallpaper all over. Wait. No. No yeah, that sounded exactly how I meant it. MmmmmMmmmMMMMMmmmm.
June 22nd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
G`moe`rge Clooney is such a hunk~
June 22nd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Or was that G’moe’rge? Look it’s my first day, I’m still learning the ropes.
June 22nd, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Is the talent agent a cubist?
June 23rd, 2010 at 1:55 am
There’s 8 phases of fat: dumpy, frumpy and fat…6 stages.
June 23rd, 2010 at 3:48 am
you dont need to take that from moeone, moe
kick him in the spaghetti-and-moe-balls
June 24th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Don’t you mean his pickle and moes?
June 25th, 2010 at 3:15 am
Nothing? Cmon. I can keep this up all day.
June 25th, 2010 at 8:58 am
No, I don’t mean that.
I do not mean, “his pickle and moes.”
I mean his spaghetti-and-moe-balls.
Case Closed.
June 26th, 2010 at 4:14 am
I’m not sure I’m comfortable with what were talking about looking like “spaghetti.” First of all, I don’t want to visualize it and I -definitely- don’t want to think about it.
June 26th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
You aint fooling anyone, Kanye
June 28th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I think what muke meant might be with regards to the term ‘limp noodle’.
June 28th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
But he didn’t say “limp noodle” he distinctively, and repeatedly stated, “limp noodles.”
July 1st, 2010 at 8:17 am
So this is me being harrassment.
July 1st, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Mother fucker, I’m going through withdrawals.
Look if I go back through the archives and ‘moe’verdose, tell Estelle I- I was always her american boy.
July 4th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Firman…don’t think I’ll ever quit you.
July 6th, 2010 at 5:07 am
Not now…not ever
July 6th, 2010 at 11:02 am
(I’m just going to knock this one out early. Posting till update. Posting till update)
July 7th, 2010 at 2:00 am
OH, no new moe
July 8th, 2010 at 2:12 am
Firman just needs to get his Moe’mentum back. eh, that one has probably been done…
July 10th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Whoops! Moe’sed a day!
…i suck at this.
July 10th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Was Moe’s left pupil always trying to escape, or was that recently added in?
July 11th, 2010 at 5:23 am
Heh heh heh. Now I think we should check the previous comics and find out.
July 11th, 2010 at 5:44 am
Greg I’m loving your dedication. I hope to reward it as soon as I can!
I’ve been kind of swamped lately with some album covers I promised to people. It means a lot to me that people are actually missing Moe, though!
July 11th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Is there any possibility you can post/show said album covers? I am a huge fan of collecting records just for their art.
July 11th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
Boston’s 1976 debut album art is wonderful
July 12th, 2010 at 5:46 am
I’ll definitely post once a bunch of them at once, once a fair amount of them are released and publicizing.
Thing is, it’s all rap!
July 13th, 2010 at 2:15 am
So are you saying you won’t present rap albums? Don’t be exclusive. (Man, it’s hard to find words to work “Moe” into)
July 13th, 2010 at 4:47 am
Here come moe, fiddy mile an ow-ah,
Bringin dat show wif da goofball powah,
Rockin yo world like a golden shower,
Bringin fat stacks of lack in Moe’s tower like
IVORY. Seen to believe, updates and cheapskates with
album covers be screamin, they know the real deal is comin
puffin and heavin with devotion, Gregory’s set a beast in motion
like Pearl Harbor wakin’ a sleeping monster, we shoot first this is
Han’s turf, greedo shut yo mouf Moe be comin mowin down grass
like it ain’t green, surfin like yo mama’s ass waves was beaches,
or channels on TV’s greener-side screeches, shit.
Let’s talk about hip-hop addenda, I gotta rip one, got a tip-top agenda
Spewin it out my ass free style like mandela,
can’t get the bitch to make a world cup speech shit,
Impeach a fella why don’t you
Like FIRMAN tryin ta cop pleas of intensity, work is work but this comic clerk ain’t got the propensity
to spend a couple pence on comics, he be loungin’
while our quirkily dense hero’s density gets intensely denied!
But I’m defendin the Moe Money strategem, agreein with the lazy shirkin this jerk’s forkin my way
while I’m lurkin this site like a creeper with a nosebleed,
drinkin in sin like some kinda afro-dizzyin’ act,
actin like I been beginnin again but lyin to myself and firman, forsooth!
Even mook knows the truth’s that I’m a fool for Moe’s love!
Hit me, Firman, show me the pain, but don’t neglect,
that disrespect you been displayin’
It’s keepin me stressed,
Pressin F5 and prayin, “refresh”.
-done in under 5 minutes while under the influence of >1 bottle of whisky, don’t hate, haters.
July 13th, 2010 at 4:49 am
christ i immediately regret posting that.
July 13th, 2010 at 7:20 am
that song brought a fierce torrent of tears that burst from my eyes and nearly broke my computer
but despite the da’moe’ges i forgive you because of your beauteous raptastic words and probably wont even sue
July 13th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Mr. West, I’m sure we can find a record deal for you somewhere.
And at the tail end of 4am? On Whisky? Dude. You may have released Shakespeare.
July 14th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Man. AnyMOEne feel sluggish…bah! This Moe thing is hard!
July 14th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
So apparently “this ‘Moe’ thing is hard” is close enough to a duplicate post it won’t let me post it twice. So, dear Internet, this Moe thing…is difficult.
July 15th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
And then you post it? Bah. Day 15 of Moeman watch. Nothing yet. Wait. Moe man. Is Moe a Mole man? Because it would make a lot of sense. He’s pale, short, and doesn’t wear clothes. It would also explain his younger brother’s incredible strength and both of their lack of education. Now I’m worried about Mole Man armies and whatever else has/will befall the above ground empires.
July 16th, 2010 at 6:11 am
Day sixteen. No new Moe.
July 16th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Be strong brother. Lo and behold, soon enough returns Moe. Look for him at the first light on the twenty-fifth day.
July 17th, 2010 at 3:35 am
I take strength in your words, noble Kr, and will maintain my vigil.
July 19th, 2010 at 6:48 am
god damn it, kr
dont encourage the boy
July 19th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Quiet you! He will come!
July 20th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Day 20. It is a dark and silent vigil. Most of our men are wounded and yet moral remains high. The enemy is still seemingly without number - staying just outside the range of our weapons, barking and growling to each other in their guttural language. I wait, we wait, for Kr’s promise. And if on that day we see no light there will still be a reckoning. For we will die on our feet in the midst of the enemy rather than starve slowly through our self-protection. Some already believe hope is lost. I am not among them.
July 20th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
A bastion of warmth and light in the otherwise obelisk-bleak basalt internet,
Moe fans stick fast to hearth, delight in summertime frisky frolic-seeking anti-jet,
L’illustré d’argent!
The light at the end of the
tunnel has been switched
off
due to emergent energy concerns and
financial constraints.
The shitty poetry will continue until I get my Moe, Firman. With increasing quantities of French, pompousness. You’ve been warned.
July 21st, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Day 21. Four days till new Moe. Can’t wait.
July 21st, 2010 at 8:06 pm
firbrother
i loved your animation on the mspa forums
it made me go all ‘wow’ and then ‘woah’ and then i sort of sat there in amazement
and then went ‘woah’ again
July 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 am
hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm your killin me Mr Firman Sir!
July 22nd, 2010 at 6:11 am
It’s not time yet, Campbell! Be strong! Be strong! Wait for dawn on the 26th day! Then he will come!
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:36 am
on the 23rd day, and waiting as strong as ever, when moe returns there shall be great celebration.
July 23rd, 2010 at 6:15 pm
And yet again the Lord came to me in a dream. I fell on my knees and begged with all of my strength: “Oh, fair Firman! Will you truly come on the 25th day? Will once again the light of Moe be bestowed upon us, your loyal lurkers?”
And it so happened his visage turned from that of a shiny Bo to a furious Cement bag head, and with righteous scorn he yelled: “Oh ye of little faith! Oh impatient gentiles! Were you not there when I gave Dumpty and Mallay to the world, even after their death? Have you not seen Bo go to the space and back? Have I not sent you my only son, Moe, to suffer only for your pleasure?”
And so it was, and all those things had come to happen. But I was impatient and couldn’t wait any longer. Gregory was at the last of his strength, Kanye rhymin’, Campbell dying… So facing the Lord, I asked:
“But when? How long must we wait for the Reckoning?”
And so it was he calmed down and started resembling Uncle Joe, only crossdressed. And he answered:
“Soon, child. The 25th day. Remember.”
Amen
July 23rd, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Amen.
July 25th, 2010 at 1:57 am
Soon. So soon. I can hardly wait.
July 25th, 2010 at 7:23 am
the 25th
July 25th, 2010 at 7:28 am
That’s the best picture of George Clooney I’ve ever seen.
July 25th, 2010 at 11:52 am
He actually has about 50 comics written up, he’s just out of puns using the word “Moe”