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January 7th, 2010 at 2:19 am
Moes about to crack! GET OUT OF THERE YOU RED HAIRED HOOLIGAN!!!
MOE: Fire wildly at hooligans with AK47s.
January 7th, 2010 at 2:50 am
Two single men adopting a child? Can you say…. gay?
Because I can. Gay.
January 7th, 2010 at 3:13 am
Someone about to take custody of Bo away from Moe? That can’t happen. But you know what can happen? Moe accidentally-or-maybe-purposefully killing his two roommates before they can take Bo away.
THAT IS MY SPECULATION ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN. NOW SURPRISE ME, FIRMAN.
January 7th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
What? They’ll sue Moe for custody of Bo just because of a minor accident with a snake and an AK-47? Man, they’re brothers, accidents may happen…
Oh, and great webcomic!
January 7th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I am so happy that Moe has been updating so frequently!
January 7th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
I’m loving the frequent updates, Firman. And this is a sudden twist that I’ll enjoy seeing play out, too.
January 7th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I think this is the first title Bo stars in! Bravo, Bo!
January 8th, 2010 at 11:01 am
yay
Mr Firman is updating again
moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe meo moe
January 8th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Why does no one care about the fate of Sir Serpent?!
January 8th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Premeditated fratricide, Or the uncanny ability to predict the future? He IS A super hero, I’m just sayin’…
January 8th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Sir Serpent sent me dirty letters and wrote “Remiel is a stoopidface” with a sharpie on my laptop screen.
January 10th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Sir Serpent harassed me in the workplace and embarrassed infront of my co-workers.
January 10th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
With a rebel yell, I cry Moe moe moe!
Moe Sir Serpent that is. That guy is awesome; in spite of all his harassment and dirty letters. Or maybe that’s exactly why he is awesome.
January 11th, 2010 at 12:24 am
Sir Serpent killed my father. Then ate my mother. Then ate my father’s body.
January 11th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Moe is learning to think ahead!
January 12th, 2010 at 5:37 am
If he can prevent that upcoming happening just by the decision of not throwing Bo into a woodchipper, he might as well be able to build a time machine by wanting it.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Sir serpent once stole candy from a baby then beat the baby to death with said candy. Twice.
January 15th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Wait, did he beat two seperate babies to death after stealing their candy with said candy? Or did he steal one baby’s candy, beat him to death with it, give it back to him, ressurect him, and then stole it and beat the baby to death again with it?
January 15th, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Wrong, wrong, wrong. He stole baby from another richer baby then used candy to beat THAT baby into candy and fed that babycandy to the rich baby then ate the fattened rich baby. Or so I think he meant.
January 16th, 2010 at 1:43 am
SIR SERPENT IS NOT A BAD SNAKE!
January 17th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
No. Just badass.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
I am starting not to like you Moe you are a mean person
January 21st, 2010 at 5:45 am
Holy shit have I managed not to opine on this yet?
It’s been the same fucking strip for like a fucking year or some shit. Fuck, firman.
Fuck.
January 21st, 2010 at 1:40 pm
man… now I want to rent a wood chipper… wait! I already have one
(get the kids)
January 28th, 2010 at 5:58 am
FUCK
January 29th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Hey, Kanye, Imma let you finish…
But Firman has the best webcomic of ALL TIME.
ALL TIME.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:28 am
And so a chilling wind blew through the yellowing autumn leaves and across Muke’s face as he sat and waited until the day that Moe would return. Occasionally his friends came to him as he waited there on that spot and they gave him food so that he could sustain himself. But as the years went past his friends slowly dwindled and Muke sat alone in the cold nights and burning days, his energy slowly draining.
One day Muke lay, exhausted, starving and alone in the world whispering mindless rambles into the heavily blowing winds when infront of his sleepless and blurry eyes appeared a silhouette.
“M-…Moe?” Muke mouthed looking up from the ground.
“Get a job you bum!” Shouted the angry passerby kicking away Muke’s hands and throwing meaningless pennies at his face.
HOW DOES THIS STORY END???
YOU DECIDE.
February 6th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
WHEAR IS TEH GUY WITH A SACK OF CEMENT FOR A HEAD?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL THAT WORKED WIHT MOE?
WILL THER BE MOAR TALES OF THOSE COPS NO ONE REMEMBERS ANYMOR?
The people wants answers, Firman. And they’ve just reached that state with furious typos.
February 7th, 2010 at 3:27 am
Happy monthiversary, newest Moe-not-updating period.
Firman, we want woodchippers. We _need_ woodchippers. If you don’t throw bo into a woodchipper, then you risk armed insurrection.
That is all.
February 7th, 2010 at 4:23 am
Everyday, I log onto this website and just stare at it for an hour, hoping you’ll update Firman.
Everyday, I die a little inside as I have exhausted my list of hilarious Moe comebacks to use on my friends.
Everyday, I slowly embrace death, whether it be by serpent, by wood chipper, or by getting shot in the face.
Please Firman, give us meaning once again.
Oh, and also bring back the Dentist chick. She was hot and she is totally not dead or a serial killer; it was just a big misunderstanding where it was actually her evil twin sister that kicked her out of town for the day so she could do experiments.
February 7th, 2010 at 5:48 am
Yo here’s a little story bout a man not named Kanye
To his computer he went once and when he logged on, yay!
A vision of humour, so crass yet not dense
Only rhyming couplets could form its defense.
Not-kanye fell, quite head over heels
And ev’ry night to this locale he steals
Fresh steaming Moe to slurp and to lap
Still-red knees to painfully slap
And lulled, Nonye was, into dreamlike bliss
Carried by comedy craven, black abyss
Daily updates like Love, all to end like this:
That you, Firman, bastard, blood-red lips
All aflame and aglut in adulatory trips
Might cease, desist, halt precious strips!
A caress hinted, a brush of the lips.
A’bo’minable! That such a trend not continue,
Awash, adrift, lamenters’ purview: this venue.
Once twas crude as oil, unfrefined, but slick
Moe you came at me like a gay convict.
Was it a lack of support, of revenue?
Perhaps he’ll return and always did intend to.
Alas, lack of cash and nowhere to send to!
Firman, old chum, who I’ve not been a friend to…
For now the flava’s all taxed;
With this rhyme I’ve been tasked:
WHEN WILL YOU UPDATE! WHEN, WHEN, WHEN, WHEN, YOU!?
…I wanted to make this a VILLAINelle (because you’re such a fucking cunt) but was having trouble sticking to the scheme and still coppin off various rappers’ flavas. Shit be RESTRICTIVE, yo.
February 7th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Actually, Dentist Girl was a crazy psychopath. Moe should be doomed to not have girlfriends for more than a few days.
February 7th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
A detective plugged a slug in the ugly lug’s jug. Mr. Firman’s service will be on Wednesday.
February 8th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Itsatrp waited.
For Moe updates on this site.
He died of the wait.
A Haiku.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
What did the cinema girl want to tell Moe? What was it???
February 10th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Flashbacks itt.
February 12th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
You’ve got us all on the edge of our seats, Mike!
February 15th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
MICHAEL FIRMAN I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES BUT PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER COMIC
February 15th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
and today i said there would be a new moe
but no
i was wrong
February 16th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
WHAT OF THE HOBO WITH THE AIR MACHINE THAT DISPERSED THE HORDE OF SQUIRRELS?
February 17th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
New Moe is no mo’?
But hark, today I read of the promise of a new comic!
You should just do what Doonesbury or Get Fuzzy do and recycle old strips while you are on hiatus! Or just emulate For Better or For Worse and re-run the whole flarging strip from the beginning, counting on your readers being too addle-pated to notice.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! … Moe has no stomach!? And who is this cute dentist he is flirting with?