Sometimes I am a guest at people’s homes
I’m not even lying!
Most recently, I was in the homequarters of LEFT HANDED TOONS and I took a poop in the middle of their floor.
This is part of a long and smelly pattern of behaviour. See, the internet is a neighbourhood of websites and I grow resentful idling around at my own. I overhear other websites having parties or wild sex, neither of which I get invited to. So I make nice with people and then ask if I can go inside their website for an emergency, because the phones at my place are not working. Occasionally they permit my intrusion long enough for me to get a few poops out onto their floor. It has happened several times.
Here is my excrement on DINOSAUR COMICS’ living room carpet.
Here is some stringy dung coiled up on COWBIRDS IN LOVE’s kitchen linoleum tile.
This is a repugnant plop I hid in the bedroom dresser of CALAMITIES OF NATURE.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I look forward to more faeces related posts
December 1st, 2009 at 1:55 am
Why is it that when I use the inappropriate facilities for the making of excrement, I get kicked out, Firman? Is it because you’re better than me in every possible way?
December 1st, 2009 at 5:33 am
Looks gross.
At least clean yourself up.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:42 am
nice poop
December 1st, 2009 at 7:40 am
Well, just don’t forget to poop in your own site as well.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:34 am
Remiel, I’m nothing special. I poop my pants one leg at a time like anyone else.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I feel ill.
…With ADMIRATION.
December 3rd, 2009 at 8:24 am
That LHT guest comic of yours was how I found you.
December 4th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Shit.
I smell trouble.
December 4th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Damn, I wish I was cool enough to poo everywhere
December 8th, 2009 at 3:04 am
what a shitty way to die.