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July 9th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Is Uncle Joe dead now…?
That’s it? *sigh* I’m hoping on the lack of storyline to cause him to reappear…
July 9th, 2009 at 12:44 am
what?
WHAT?!
I can’t believe it!…. Moe’s wearing clothing!
July 9th, 2009 at 12:53 am
@zerp - the concept of time doesn’t exactly apply in the comic. I mean it took CBH what like, several months to buy a gun to go after Moe? All we know is Uncle Joe will die before Moe, which is quite surprising.
July 9th, 2009 at 1:09 am
YES!!! KILL ‘EM OFF LEFT AND RIGHT, FIRMAN! You’re like a cartoonist version of Rambo!
July 9th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Now, now, let’s not get all e’moe’tional. Yes, I hate myself for that pun.
Maybe my sense of humor is off today; I lol’d at this comic. Not much, just a “heh,”, but it was indeed ‘out loud’. I’m looking forward to seeing just how much this will adhere to canon, or in other words, how long until Joe comes back somehow. And how? Time travel? Zombification? No reason, just up and about? Should be fun.
July 9th, 2009 at 1:41 am
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
July 9th, 2009 at 1:42 am
So now where will Bo & Moe live?
July 9th, 2009 at 2:31 am
Holy shit, that one was awesomoe!
July 9th, 2009 at 4:23 am
No! Joe! What happens to Moe? And Bo!
Is this suit just painted again?
And who is in the audience?
And kafka, are you german?
July 9th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Joe! No! Don’t go, Joe! Noooooooooooo!
July 9th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Cancer Jokes are so touchy, and so hard to do in class, believe me, I know, but this, Firman, excellent. Just, bloody excellent.
July 9th, 2009 at 7:47 am
No! Uncle Joe!!! We’ll all miss you…
Also, I like the fact they’re playing catch in the first two panels.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:07 am
So Moe and Bo will move to AUNT Joe now? huh? ;p
July 9th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Aunt Flo, actually, Ziggy.
July 9th, 2009 at 10:55 am
that is by far the best strip I have read in a while… still chuckling!!
July 9th, 2009 at 11:05 am
loved the punchline
July 9th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Does anyone know what kind of symbol that is on the front of the podium?
July 9th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
“And kafka, are you german?”
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
July 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Why couldn’t he have died in the biggest explosion ever?
July 9th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Heck, even the eighth or ninth biggest explosion ever would have been pretty kick-ass!!
July 9th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
WHAT
My rage is only compounded by my inability to express it in italics.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Oh, my… I wasn’t expecting that.
@ Second Ziggy: Have we met?
July 9th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
“Too bad he ODed on chemo.”
July 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
It’s morbidly hilarious!
July 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Oh man this is a thousand times worse than the ctrl+alt+del miscarriage!
I say that because ctrl+alt+del is one of the worse comics of all time, and thus any character dieing in it actually only registers a 1 on the sympathy scale, which incidentally goes up to 1,000. Uncle Joe, being one of my favorite characters, tips the scale at the big ol One Zero Zero Zero, which is to say it equals a “NOOO!!!” where as ctrl+alt+del dead baby equals a 1, which is to say a “HAHAHAHA! DEAD!”. Oddly enough though, this comic is still funnier.
Michael Firman: Funnier than miscarriage.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
So black humor. Hilarious
July 9th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Yes, my first reaction was “WTF” but what if this is just another trick? After all, Uncle Joe lost his toupe - and he didn’t even have a toupe! Am I even spelling that right?
July 9th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
July 9th:
Joe Sakic of the Colorado Avalanche announces his retirement.
Uncle Joe dies.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NAY!
July 10th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@Chris Vaughn: cool opinion, bro
July 10th, 2009 at 4:43 am
@anon- the funeral isnt over THERE IS A BOMB IN THE CASKET!
July 10th, 2009 at 4:59 am
The punchline nearly made me shoot my drink out my nose. Firman, truly excellent.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:56 am
A Challenger Appears:
Zombie Joe.
July 10th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Moe meets his next love interest in church.
NO WAIT.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:47 am
uncle Joe leaves Moe some money so he, cement bag head and Bo start a gay bar/colombian drug cartel?
July 10th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Good work Firmaniac, cancer jokes are hard to pull off, trust me. One time, a friend I’m-ed me all sad because “something happened to Joe.” I tried to cheer her up and was all like “What, did he get cancer? LULZ!”
He did. He’d gone in for an appt last week, found out he had terminal cancer out of nowhere, and died that morning. I’m not kidding, awwwwwwkward.
July 10th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
._.
I suppose being a decent human being would have been the safer option there, yes.
July 11th, 2009 at 2:44 am
@arkE
THE CASKET IS REACHING THE CHECKPOINT!
July 11th, 2009 at 7:52 am
@Chris
THE CASKET HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
July 11th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@Thomas
SUCCESS! *ding* *cheering* *game-end flourish*
July 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Nice corrupted swastika on the lectern.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:52 am
What does that sign behind the lectern say? I can make out [probably] “The Life of a ____ Dope.”
July 12th, 2009 at 1:18 am
@Jem: I suspect “Life of an Ese? No, A Dope”.
July 12th, 2009 at 1:20 am
(J/k, it’s “The Life of Joeseph Dope”.)
July 12th, 2009 at 4:30 am
Why is Moe saying this completely random mid-sentence?
July 12th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Joe is short for JOSEPH?
July 12th, 2009 at 11:49 am
What does the sign say?
Life or cheese?
July 12th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
So Firman updates less and we post more? What a fascinating experiment.
July 13th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Probably the same amount of comments per day, they’re just grouping on one comic instead of spread out across many.
More discussion is more fun anyway.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:04 am
I agree!
Jack, the sign says ‘The Life of Joseph Dope’
Or just ‘Life of Joseph Dope’
July 13th, 2009 at 4:35 am
@Doz, you mean “Moe” discussion, right?
July 13th, 2009 at 8:05 am
@Gregory, you mean Greg”moe”ry, right?
July 13th, 2009 at 9:36 am
@Doz, you mean D”moe”z, right?
July 13th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@o_o, you mean…uh…you mean…um…
Ah I got nothing.
July 13th, 2009 at 11:08 am
@Thomas, you mean you got n”moe”thing, right?
July 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I hope Firman is “moe”kay…
July 13th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@Thomas
You meant to mean mOe_mOe, right?
July 13th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@Jack
I really think this comic should be renamed Life or cheese.
I mean the entire comic.
July 14th, 2009 at 4:59 am
The whole Moe Saga?
Oh yeah, since this is a superhero-comic, I have a great name for Moe’s Alter Ego:
“The ‘Moe’le Man”
July 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@Doz, o_o, Thomas, arkE, ff
I can not stop laughing.
July 15th, 2009 at 8:13 am
i really hope that uncle joe is not representative of this comic.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@Firman, you meant to mean M’M'M’M'Moe’e'e’e'e, right?
July 15th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Panel 1: Uncle Joe, what is this business about sharks?
Panel 2: I’ve decided to set up a shark jumping show
Panel 3: If the Fonz could live through it then so could I
Panel 4: Turns out he couldn’t.
Sorry, I couldn’t help it. I’ve been a bad, bad, boy. Please use these appropriately labelled butt crunchers to spank me.
Very funny comic! Guess this leaves poor Moe and Bo out on the streets. How will Bo learn without a home? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
July 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
maybe the next comic will be at the “moe”rtuary
July 15th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@Firman: Get a corrector or something that replaces every o and mo with a ‘Moe’.
@Koed:
Alternative Version:
1) Snap, Joe, you’ll never do the jump!
2) I have no choice. Time to jumpin’ the shark.
3) Eeeeeey!
April 11th, 2010 at 9:12 am
@arkE More like the cre”moe” torium, amirite!